Posted:
IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED 
DEADLY JODI:
THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED!!!!!!!
TOTAL DOMESTIC COLLECTION: 139.35 CR
most reliable source: https://krkboxoffice.com/collections/bang-bang.aspx
Reaction from the stars:
Hrithik Roshan aka THREE THUMBS: My dad told me the movie is doing great. KRK is a liar. Three Thumbs UP for my movie.
It's the best movie ever made. Indians love it more than Kick.
Rajeev Masand: The film then isn't unwatchable, but at 2 hours and 35 minutes, it certainly tests your patience.
Katrina Kaif aka DEADWOOD: It's nice the movie is doing so great. I heard it became a blockbuster within 3 days?
The story is appreciated and my performance is lauded.
Anupama Chopra: "Katrina Kaif is like a beautiful piece of dead wood, absolutely inert!"
Reaction from other actors and actresses:
Deepika Padukone: She is just a horrible actress. I want Shiv Sena to see her passport and sent her back to wherever she came from.
She ruined my life. I gave myself completely to Ranbir because I thought we would end up getting married one day.
She stole him. Now I have sinned. Her movie flopped? CHIII I read it's a semi-hit? Semi-Hit is another word for FLOP?
Hey Katerrrina:
Alia Bhatt: I'm a better actress. I want Ranbir and I want to become the number one actress. Good to hear her movie flopped.
Guess Indian men aren't so bad. I thought they would watch the movie thrice each day just to see her dancing. Thankfully I was wrong.
Mera Bharat Mahan JAI HIND.
Hey Kat look away now:
Salman Khan: They told me Hrithik is a bigger actor than me
Shahrukh Khan: I don't really care. But this news is making me nervous. What if Happy New Year flops too? I worked really hard.
]Suzanne Khan aka bitter EX: Good that I divorced him. His career is going down.
...Mehr Jessica: You can have him Suzzy. It's not like Arjun has such a great career.
Ranbir Kapoor aka Booger Boy: We are going to get married in february 2015 anyway.
It's a wonderful thing her career has finally come to an end. I want to have atleast 4 babies:
Ranbir Jr
Ranir
Rabir
Biru
Yeah 4 boys. I don't trust maids and nannies so I need a housewife to take care of them. Also Katrina at home gives me freedom to actually:
Bang Bang with some of my young gorgeous co-stars.
IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED!!!!!
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