Compendium - Why Sallu bhai should be exonerated

Your one-stop shop for all your excuses in defense of your favourite bhai

Why should Sallu bhai not go to jail?

1. He's hot
2. It wasn't Salman, it was Patil, who conveniently died later.
3. It's all media fabrication, you know how it is, we accept things we like and reject things we don't.
4. It was a minor mistake, hota hai.
5. The Law is blind, kanoon andha hai toh kaise dekhega ki kisne kiya?
6. The Law is illegal.
7. A big massive conspiracy helmed by Modi and SRK,
8. He's greater than God
9. The witnesses are lying, everyone knows who Salman is, duh!
10. He does so much charity
11. Economic collapse of India
12. Security of India's borders rests on him
13. Paro left Devdas, so Sallu bhai is innocent
14. Aishwarya's a bitch
15. Aishwarya did it
16. If Aishwarya wasn't alive then this wouldn't have happen, hang Aishwarya!
17. It's all Aishwarya's parents fault, had they not had sex, Aishwarya wouldn't have existed, and if she wouldn't have existed, then Sallu bhai wouldn't have ran them over.
18. He's like Karna
19. The Gospel of Suniel Shetty says that he's misunderstood, and we all know the written word never lies.
20. It's been 12 years, jaane bhi de yaaro
21. He's a modern day prophet, he's been sent by God to help people return to God, how is heaven a crime??!

Please, do feel free to contribute, I want this to be the Library of Alexandria for arguments in support for Sallu bhai, I don't want any fan to ever be lost for words in a debate.

11. Economic collapse of India
12. Security of India's borders rests on him
13. Paro left Devdas, so Sallu bhai is innocent
14. Aishwarya's a bitch

Becoz he has so many films to do! 😆

India's economy is dependent on him. How will we survive?

Because there are a lot of other criminals who have committed bigger crimes and still free 😡

Originally posted by: Heisenberg.

Your one-stop shop for all your excuses in defense of your favourite bhai

Why should Sallu bhai not go to jail?

1. He's hot
2. It wasn't Salman, it was Patil, who conveniently died later.
3. It's all media fabrication, you know how it is, we accept things we like and reject things we don't.
4. It was a minor mistake, hota hai.
5. The Law is blind, kanoon andha hai toh kaise dekhega ki kisne kiya?
6. The Law is illegal.
7. A big massive conspiracy helmed by Modi and SRK,
8. He's greater than God
9. The witnesses are lying, everyone knows who Salman is, duh!
10. He does so much charity
11. Economic collapse of India
12. Security of India's borders rests on him
13. Paro left Devdas, so Sallu bhai is innocent
14. Aishwarya's a bitch
15. Aishwarya did it
16. If Aishwarya wasn't alive then this wouldn't have happen, hang Aishwarya!
17. It's all Aishwarya's parents fault, had they not had sex, Aishwarya wouldn't have existed, and if she wouldn't have existed, then Sallu bhai wouldn't have ran them over.
18. He's like Karna
19. The Gospel of Suniel Shetty says that he's misunderstood, and we all know the written word never lies.
20. It's been 12 years, jaane bhi de yaaro
21. He's a modern day prophet, he's been sent by God to help people return to God, how is heaven a crime??!

Please, do feel free to contribute, I want this to be the Library of Alexandria for arguments in support for Sallu bhai, I don't want any fan to ever be lost for words in a debate.

Originally posted by: Breeezy

Because there are a lot of other criminals who have committed bigger crimes and still free 😡

His fans love him, he is an angel 😳

A lot of ppl's Bollywood aspirations are dependent on bhai 😛

The incident happened years back, y punish him now 😭

He runs a charity, helps hundreds of ppl 👏

A lot of bankrupt out of work bollywood crew need him

Originally posted by: KARAN888

Sarcasm ? 😕

Ofcourse 😆

Originally posted by: Breeezy

Ofcourse 😆

I blame Aishwarya that witch should be jailed instead of him.
Had it not been for her, he wouldn't went out to drink and drove under influence.