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Posted: 12 years ago
#31
breaking glass and spilling milk is so annoying.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#32

Originally posted by: Nishita123

Here you go , typical bollywood...😆


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VByWs3tTyGk[/YOUTUBE]



thats an annoying song right there. no creativity.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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^ typical bollywood ;)
Edited by Nishita123 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: VictorLordJr

That's what makes it Indian cinema 😉 😉 😉

If you want to watch real stories about real people with good plots and character progression just watch hollywood 😉 😉 they have some type of that there

Bollywood =pure escapism and mazaa



Greatest movie ever in bollywood Sholay was just a masala action entertainer .


Bold: Spider-Man, Batman, Iron!an, Avengers, Inception - Yes Very Real!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: K.Sean

"- Kissing scenes gets hidden through the use of umbrella and love making scenes especially honeymoon scenes never gets shown the light just turns off and it's up to the audience to imagine what positions etc. the couple is doing."

^^ Yeahh, that USED to be Bollywood.. a lot has changed now 🤔


Yeah but I am talking about the typical stuff for decades not for these last few years.

It's not like that doesn't happen today, in vivaah the light just turned off when they made love and that movie released a few years back so they still use that method but not that often.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: desicrowd

Hates the pointy katori blouses of the 80s heroines and their big hairdo with some wavy sidelocks...

Nirupa Roy in all movies used to struck herself against a tree lose her vision and get it at te end of the movie

When heroine gets preggo before marriage, all te neighbors gather to taunt her to death

Maaa mein college mein first aaya maaa
Typical Shashi Kapoor movie

Suhagraat with a glass of milk

Heroine in western outfit is always rich snobbish and heartless, she falls in live with a ordinary guy and realizes to be a good girl she needs o wear salwar kameez... Kaboom...change...

Mother of hero is always sick and if poor is stitching blouses on a Singer stitching machine to get money

Sister of the hero is always a bojh on the family



totally agree 👏

this is just too good:

"Maaa mein college mein first aaya maaa"

"Suhagraat with a glass of milk"

"Heroine in western outfit is always rich snobbish and heartless, she falls in live with a ordinary guy and realizes to be a good girl she needs o wear salwar kameez... Kaboom...change..."

😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Heart_Breaker

When the heroine has an affair with the hero and they break up due to class difference, heroine's parents say ' Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahi rahe.😆


when the hero leaves the heroine and decides to get married to someone else, the heroine suddenly gets pregnant and then with a million tears a broken heart and a stern-hurt face, the heroine says ' Main tumhaare bachche ki maa banne waali hoon.😆

When heroine is getting married to the evil villain/ rapist/ landlord. Realization dawns upon the hero and he wakes up, comes to the wedding and says ' Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!!!

Typical mother when the hero or heroine (innocent son or daughter) do the following
Walks out of the house for his lady love ' Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?

Typical Doctor dialogues--24 ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..
Ab sab upar waale ke haath mein hai..
Unhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai..
Maa theek hai par.. hum bacche ko bacha nahi paye

In almost all the dance songs the back-up dancers knows the step perfectly ...



this is just too good 👍🏼
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: K.Sean

"- Kissing scenes gets hidden through the use of umbrella and love making scenes especially honeymoon scenes never gets shown the light just turns off and it's up to the audience to imagine what positions etc. the couple is doing."

^^ Yeahh, that USED to be Bollywood.. a lot has changed now 🤔


Tbh, I really wouldn't want to see or know what positions they are doing...keep it behind the doors please...😆
Posted: 12 years ago
#39
the part that annoys me the most is...the hero always realizes his 'true feelings' when the girl is just about to board the flight!😡


Posted: 12 years ago
#40
hey 1 more thing...why do film makers love to shot songs on the streets of Austria / Switzerland / UK with random people walking by or pausing to see what our love birds are dancing too!

It's quite embarrassing to see the confused native crowd in the background!

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