TYPICAL Bollywood!

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643898

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Posted: 12 years ago

#21

Another weird thing is that heroines get pregnant just after 2 days of sex 😆

Edited by _NaughtyBoy_ - 12 years ago

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643898

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Posted: 12 years ago

#22

a typical BW romantic/intimate scene
- the hero would just kiss the heroines's shoulders
-the heroine would get orgasm even b4 sth actually happens
-the hero would touch the heroines' assets using a flower

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IAmAHunter

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Posted: 12 years ago

#23

I think in the last decade...we have moved away from typical bollywood in the 70s and 80s ..and early 90s

And songs...who wants to cater to the psuedo intellect anyway...songs are what makes bollywood unique.

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Romya

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Posted: 12 years ago

#24

Whenever the lead pair meet first time they hv that takrana and then two stare forever until 3rd party (aka Bff)comes into picture and there is also that slow motion thing whenever boy sees girl lol

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Dhee Jattan Di

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Posted: 12 years ago

#25

"- Kissing scenes gets hidden through the use of umbrella and love making scenes especially honeymoon scenes never gets shown the light just turns off and it's up to the audience to imagine what positions etc. the couple is doing."

^^ Yeahh, that USED to be Bollywood.. a lot has changed now 🤔

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desicrowd

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Posted: 12 years ago

#26

Hates the pointy katori blouses of the 80s heroines and their big hairdo with some wavy sidelocks...

Nirupa Roy in all movies used to struck herself against a tree lose her vision and get it at te end of the movie

When heroine gets preggo before marriage, all te neighbors gather to taunt her to death

Maaa mein college mein first aaya maaa
Typical Shashi Kapoor movie

Suhagraat with a glass of milk

Heroine in western outfit is always rich snobbish and heartless, she falls in live with a ordinary guy and realizes to be a good girl she needs o wear salwar kameez... Kaboom...change...

Mother of hero is always sick and if poor is stitching blouses on a Singer stitching machine to get money

Sister of the hero is always a bojh on the family

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 12 years ago

#27

When the heroine has an affair with the hero and they break up due to class difference, heroine's parents say – Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahi rahe.😆

when the hero leaves the heroine and decides to get married to someone else, the heroine suddenly gets pregnant and then with a million tears a broken heart and a stern-hurt face, the heroine says – Main tumhaare bachche ki maa banne waali hoon.😆

When heroine is getting married to the evil villain/ rapist/ landlord. Realization dawns upon the hero and he wakes up, comes to the wedding and says – Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!!!

Typical mother when the hero or heroine (innocent son or daughter) do the following
Walks out of the house for his lady love – Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?

Typical Doctor dialogues--24 ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..

Ab sab upar waale ke haath mein hai..
Unhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai..
Maa theek hai par.. hum bacche ko bacha nahi paye

In almost all the dance songs the back-up dancers knows the step perfectly ...

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870349

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Posted: 12 years ago

#28

That's what makes it Indian cinema 😉 😉 😉

If you want to watch real stories about real people with good plots and character progression just watch hollywood 😉 😉 they have some type of that there

Bollywood =pure escapism and mazaa

Greatest movie ever in bollywood Sholay was just a masala action entertainer .

Edited by VictorLordJr - 12 years ago