Ek tha Tiger reviews/BO (VB's Note Pg 143) - Page 96

Originally posted by: karaan10

i dont know yaar there is some thing going on in India forums😕

OK then..and here i was thinking that ETT left u SPEECHLESS...😆😆

saw the movie finally and liked it... the story is fine.. nothing senseless in it... salman khan is too good, so are the songs and the scenery, katrina's action scenes are awesome! she did it very well. some of the action scenes are over the top, like when tiger stops the train with his coat and nothing happens to the coat..it doesnt even get dirty!! and another one at the end when he gets on the plane... lol a little too much but when its salman khan doing it..then no complaints!! katrina's acting isnt very great...but she's not too bad either... didnt like her blank expressions when she's in the agent mode...otherwise she looks pretty in the movie...specially in the first half when she's smiling and all! they both look good together! overall its an entertaining movie!

watched it again today enjoyed it more

watched it, liked it

watched it, liked it

Originally posted by: .Heisenberg

Ankur Sharma - bakwaas muvie...
Wednesday at 15:03 Like 1

Ankur Sharma - waste of time...!!
Paise barbaad..!
Wednesday at 15:03 Like 2

Vinay Joshi - faltu waste of money too
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Anubhooti Papola - ek dum bakwasss
Wednesday at 15:05 Like 2

Sujoy Uddin Bakwass..

Vipul Tyagi - salmaan starrer as a child in " EK THA DIAPPER"...
Wednesday at 15:09 via Mobile Like 3

Harit Rastogi - bakwass movie...
Wednesday at 15:15 Like 1

Binod Bagale - bakwas
Wednesday at 15:15 Like 1

Riten Pattnaik - agent vinod aacha tha yyaaarr...itna faltu movie mene nehi dekha tha yaaarrr
Wednesday at 15:25 via Mobile Like 4

Arman Xee - bekao saalaaa ... or saro na 1 ya 2str dia ha or es harami na 4.5 diye
Wednesday at 15:26 Like 3

Bhaskar Killi - fake review from fake critic.bakwass movie
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Nabin Neupane - didn't like
Wednesday at 15:33 via Mobile Like 2

Bhai Shaab Puneet Bhardwaj - Kaha se 4.5 star sali 1 star ke bhi layak nahi hai.yeh taran adarsh chutia banata hai.

Sagar Chawda - kya soch ke 4.5 diya?
Wednesday at 15:44 via Mobile Like 5

Uchiha Suhail - faltu
Wednesday at 15:45 Like 1

Santosh Verma - very over hyped movie script bekar hai but salman fan to film main salman ko hi dekhne jate hai
Wednesday at 15:49 Like 1

Rupesh Shetty - guys dont believe in this rating its a dud movie and if u still watch sallu fans will be disappointed

very boring movie without storyline
Wednesday at 15:51 Like

Santosh Verma - well salman rocks but story and film sucks tarun aadrash making fool of people
Wednesday at 15:52 Like 3

Sourabh Sharma - Ek tha tiger - nothing is gud in d movie except d title. . .cnt even touch d 3 idiots. . .
Wednesday at 15:56 via Mobile Like 2

Sourabh Sharma - bakwaas. . .
Wednesday at 15:57 via Mobile Like 2

Vishal Kumar - Maha boreing
1 sentence
plz mera paisa wapas kro

Ashish Sekho Jaat - bakwas movie
Wednesday at 16:32 via Mobile Like 1

Gurvinder Garry - Watched today.. Not so good..'
Wednesday at 16:32 via Mobile Like 3

Akshat Saxena - bakwas movie
Wednesday at 16:43 Like 3

Sanjeev Morya - super floop...
Wednesday at 16:53 via Mobile Like 1

Abhijit Gupta - to be honest the movie was really dissapointing. Not possible to bear such story line .
Wednesday at 17:04 Like 1

Suraj Karki - Didnt expect this from yrf
Wednesday at 17:10 via Mobile Like 1

K'shav Poddar - too bad movieee
Wednesday at 17:12 Like 1

Partha Goswami - Biased rating.Taran Adarsh must have been bribed by Monkeyman
Wednesday at 17:29 Like 4

Karan Sharma - ek thaa lunder 🤣
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Originally posted by: karaan10

🤣

I surprisingly liked the movie.

Originally posted by: blue-ice

OK i read a few pages...and let me tell ya that Sallufanno1 is the most enlightened fan of Salman😎...she is definitely not a blind fan...he knows when to praise Salman and when to poke fun at him...and thats how a fan should be...👏

I am SRK's fan ...and if u guys search my post...u can see that probably I have criticised him more than I have praised him...so much so that one time Munna even began to doubt that if I was even a SRK fan😆

Celebrities are also normal human beings...they make mistakes, grow old like we all do...nothing wrong in saying that ur idol made a mistake or looks old...that doesn't mean that u become any lesser of a fan😆

So all those bashing Sallufanno1...should let them do her work...if u choose to ignore the shortcomings and wrongdoings of ur idol thats fine...but if another fan wants to criticize that..or make an occasional fun ...don't bash them for that...

Just my two cents..on fangiri...😆

Originally posted by: blue-ice

Another hilarious BLOG...must read😆

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Wednesday, 15 August 2012 at 9:37 PM | By: AbhiLaSH RuHeLa

EK THA TIGER... Theek Hai, Par Kyon? (Kind-Of-Review)

I don't even know why am I writing this. Almost half of the movie viewers in India has booked their ticket in advance. I being in the TOP FOOLS of the nation booked First Day First Show of Ek Tha Tiger with my friends. This has become a new trend in our country. We celebrated 26th January by watching Agneepath and 15th August by watching Ek Tha Tiger. And Salman Khan's movies are no less than festivals in India, these days. Once, his movies were like ekadashi and all which used to come and go and no one used to give a damn. :-) Seriously speaking, when I saw the first full theatrical trailer of Ek Tha Tiger, I was sure that movie would be Salman Khan's best. Now, after watching it, I seriously want to congratulate those guys who made that trailer look epic when movie is one of the worst that can be made in this period of time when movies like GOW, Kahaani and other such masterpieces are winning the hearts.

Every time I book a ticket for Salman Khan's movie, it is only for watching his "Herogiri" and presence on screen because I know that the actor has no problem in signing a story-less movie. But I think that I am going under some serious medical problem that I start expecting story from Salman Khan's every new movie and end up scratching my groin in frustration. Ek Tha Tiger is another baseless story. Salman being a spy goes to scrutinize a professor. He meets Katrina there. As usual,love happens. Katrina turns out to be spy from dushman desh-Pakistan. Now, both the actors start running away from their respective- RAW and ISI. And right from the interval to the end of the movie, they keep on running. And as an Independence Day Special, director has ended the film with a dialogue that this is the first time in the history when ISI and RAW came together for a purpose- To search Tiger and Zoya. And the movie ends. With that, an audience in me managed to say in a breaking low voice- Ek Tha Audience. :-(

Not even a single dialogue manages to freeze itself in your mind for a second. Stupid dialogues. Not a single song that remains in your soul and lips. The one song that they used the most to promote the movie- Mashallah is the promotional song that comes in the end credits. I and you are left with Laapata and Banjara songs. :-( Saiyyaara is one decent song. The acting by Salman Khan's head- Girish Karnad as Shenoy is one of the most assholic(created this word now) performance I have ever seen by an important character of such Big budgeted movie. Ranvir Shorey is the best part of the movie. I forgave him for Chandni Chowk to China after watching this. :-)

Kabir Khan's New York enforced me to believe that Ek Tha Tiger will at least not disappoint me even if it fails to surprise. But... Kabir Khan has got into the league of those stupid directors from this movie who gets a good producer and an actor for a stupid movie. Just by showing some new locations from 2-3 parts of the world does not make you a great director. Even the action scenes are not something that are seen for the first time. It's better to watch Salman's previous 3-4 movies. They have better ones. And that too with Salman Khan's usual performances. Neither the Love story nor suspense remains for more than 5 minutes on the screen. In this movie, even Salman Khan is unused. The choreographers have just made Salman stand and lip-sing the songs by seeing Katrina with passion. Dabangg, Ready, Bodyguard, Wanted.. each of his movies have given a signature step to all of us who don't know dancing but this one has given us none. Every part that is concerned with the making of Ek Tha Tiger has failed tremendously.

Katrina Kaif has justified- "Give me any movie and I will act in the same way that you will always be confused if you are in a new movie or in a sequel to the previous one in which I acted". But if those dialogues were said by herself, I would at least compliment her improvement in dialogue deliveries. And why do I even need to talk about Salman Khan while reviewing the movie? I went for seeing his herogiri. He manages to do that perfectly. Even in a story-less movie, he manages to prove that he will remain THE SALMAN KHAN for a long time. Right from his entry to the end of the movie, he stays as the only person who holds audience because every second of the movie continuously nudges you to run away from theater as soon as possible. As I have said, Salman Khan is not treated as one by Kabir Khan. Not a single dialogue given to him that can make audience clap. Not a single signature step. Not a single romantic scene which can make us remember our partner. Instead he is asked to keep a stone-face throughout the movie as a TIGER is meant to be in attitude. Huh!!! SALMAN BHAI, hit toh ho aap. Ye film 3 Idiots ka record bhi tod legi but agli baar jab koi nayi sign karna toh please story padh lena. Director k khokli baaton mein mat aa jaana.

With WANTED, Salman Khan came with a bang in form. Then came DABANGG which proved that Salman Khan can play a character where we can forget that we are watching the star-Salman Khan but a character like Chulbul Pandey. Then came READY and it pissed almost 95% of the audience. Then BODYGUARD, which pissed 90% of the viewers again. And now with EK THA TIGER, I think 99% audiences have said to themselves,"Kyun hum story expect karte hi hain jab hum sirf Salman Khan ko hi dekhne aate hain?" Next is DABANGG 2, which has lots of expectations because the first part was phenomenal but Abhinav Kashyap being replaced by Arbaaz Khan creates a doubt. Then KICK, which will be directed by GREAT SHIRISH KUNDER. So that movie will surely be kicked by viewers again(after making it enter in 100-200cr club). So, today on EK THA TIGER's Day, I take an oath that I will never ever expect story from SALMAN KHAN's movie. I will surely watch them but only for SALMAN KHAN's presence on screen which makes us feel that Apne me se hi koi acting kar raha hai screen pe. :-) Else, koi critic toh hu nahi toh kya star dun.. chalo, 0.5 hi lele tu Kabir Khan..ab ye 5 mein se hain ya 100 mein se.. Kya farak padta hai? 200 Crore toh tum kamaa hi loge.. bas kabhi mauka mile toh mere aur mere doston ke 150 rs each lauta dena.

Thanks.