Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 22

Originally posted by: -ChillMahaul-

No I know nothing about Mahabharata..I'm not hindu.. I'm confused with the names now..

Okay so I'm considering myself wiser and most intelligent..😆

Oh sorry. For some reason I assumed you were Hindu. Pulwasha/Pallo sound Hindu to me. My bad. Let me know if you need clarification on any other characters.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Oh sorry. For some reason I assumed you were Hindu. Pulwasha/Pallo sound Hindu to me. My bad. Let me know if you need clarification on any other characters.

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Part 2 of Shounak's task:

👍🏼Word here!!!Cinema was NEVER a business and will NOT be a business AT ALL.!!Blockbustes,Superhit everything comes secondary...what primary is the art of film making.Its a shame and a THOO to those in the industry who have made art a business...kutreya kahika...

Superb answers Taco...LOL at the Hitchgaurd ad.😆aur yeh kya...you needed someone else's SMS to propose Baburao!😲Dil se nahin aaya...you hurt Babu bhaiyaa's pheelings.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

If I am correct only Vyaasa and Krishna were wiser than Vidura.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

1) You've writen a script, it can be anything you want, you want to make this movie, pick your cast/crew IF members, and give us a brief synopsis of this movie.

Since I recently saw the trailer for Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino's spaghetti western, I feel inspired. The remake/copy bug has struck me. I will be making a chutney-sambhar western called - Yenna D3vila Mind It!

Kutty [short of a long South Indian name that is an invallid word on IF] played by you is a bounty hunter. Your goal is to kill the three deadly ninja asassins of the south in venegance - Mandeshwari (Mandy), Madeshwari (Maddy) and Soureshwaram (Souro). Why is a mystery to be unveiled in the plot. So you hire a slave from a coal mine D3vilarascala played by D3vil himself as only he has faced their wrath and lived to tell the tale. In return you promise to reunite him with his long lost love Versacheshwari (Easy A). Now Versace is held captive as a slave on XetaCrixaDextra's (Xeta) coconut plantation. Xeta is a voluptuous and sensual southern belle and she gets what she wants. Her tag line in the film is "You like my coconuts. Simbly the best!". Can Kutty and D3vil free Versace from the clutches of Xeta. Or will they too fall prey to the alluring charms of Xeta like many men before them.

It will be an action packed adventure with lots of South Indian ninja fight sequences, bullock cart chases and coconut smashing laced with sultry games of seduction, intrigue and deceit.

It will be directed by SB. The script will be written by the multitude of IF South Indians. I will produce and promote it. Videography and Cinematography is Maya.

Taco, Priya and Jaya will feature in the item songs like "Spicy Coconut Curry" "Play with Coconuts" and "Coconut Milk".

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

2) What do you DISLIKE about Harry Potter?


If you mean the series
- The epilogue was a huge disappointment. It was cliche, conventional and ruined the entire series
- I'm from the camp that believes Harry should have died in the end. Letting him live was just a lame means to please fans. Harry's death would have been a darker, but much more meaningful, thoughtful end to the series
- Dumbledore being gay was ridiculous. Everyone knows Luna is the real lesbian.

If you mean the character
- For a hero he is too flawed. A bit to angsty, judgmental, arrogant and extremely self centered
- He often takes his friends and loved ones for granted
- He has a misplaced sense of pride in his notion of destiny
- He lacks a genuine sense of humor
- He is not likable as a person unless you are enthralled by the series

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

4) I've heard Mr.K has a blog, what's the link? LOL

When Mister.K gave me his blog link it was with the understanding that it was to remain private and not shared with anyone. I keep my promises. No matter what, I won't share the link unless he gives me his explicit permission. Others have also badgered and failed.

Since Blue-Ice was curious, his blog was about his favorite pastimes - the quest for 'that', who am I, metaphysics, abiogenesis, etc. If people are genuine about bringing him back, I would suggest a serious discussion on his favorites. It is the only thing that may lure him.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

5) Have you ever had a crush, or shall we say.. anyone who you wouldn't mind getting to know more in real life?

Of course!!!!

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

6) Assign Mahabharata characters to members, and give a reason why.

The IF Mahabharata
Vijay - Bheesma, as he is grandfather of IF
Souro - Pandu, Maddy - Kunti, Mandy - Madri, because it just seems fun and fits
You - Dhrithrashtra, the blind king, Dexter - Gandhari, your loving wife who will blind herself for you. Because only you two could produce a horde of Kauravas.
POH/BTV - Yudhishthir, because he is wise and rational, but will gamble everything in the heat of the moment
Omkara - Bheema, because his bull headed macho personality fits, he will gleefully break Duryodhana's thigh and drink Dussasana's blood
UnsolvedMystery-Arjuna, because his barbed arrows always hit the mark
SB & Kal-El - Nakula & Sahadeva, because I perceive them as handsome young twins
Ajnu - Draupadi, because I get kicks from giving her five husbands to please
Tanya - Duryodhana, the apple of mommy's eyes and the doom of daddy's race
D3vil - Dussasana, because I can't imagine anyone else stripping a woman with devilish glee
Sheee - Dussala, because she is the only woman who can hold her own with Kauravas, I think
VIP - Shakuni mama, I think she would be capable of guiding the Kaurava plot
EGM - Krishna, the mischevious goatherd with an erotic twist. Moreover, he will be thrilled to teach Bheema how to break Duryodhana's thigh
Shak - Shikhandi, he takes too much pleasure changing my gender, I'll f**k with his gender
Taco - Drona, wise master of the princes
Maya - Another wise master for royal clan
Jaya, Priya and Nikkie - Amba, Ambaa and Ambalika, he he seems appropriate for the three devis
TexanHolden - Abhimanyu, he seems to have a young warrior spirit
Eraser - Subhadra, all I hope is there was no erotic incest in the Yadava clan
The following are just random assignments for fun
Mogli - Ghatotkacha
Nuktacheen - Ashwathamma
Munna - Dhrishtadhuma
Pallo - Vidura
Ania - VedVyasa

and of course me Sanjaya, the narrator.

PS: You may notice Karna is missing. He ran away. One look at Duryodhna and he said screw the king of Anga, I'm better of as Sutaputra.

Originally posted by: axeion

I always find Krishna to be evil/shrewd... Well not evil, but more of a trickster! Never liked him 😕

Really, Krishna is one of my favorite characters in mythology. I actually like his cunning/impish streak. He is not preachy like other gods but very morally gray making you think.

Originally posted by: .SB.

Loved the Mahabharata answer RTH😃Btw,who does everyone think Kal and me are twins?First Mogli and now you?😕😆

I don't know. You both sound similar at times. You are some of my favorite guys on this forum. I guess the same reason some people call me and Taco Twins.

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

🤣.. W*F?!... Of all the characters, you give me the most boring one of all! 😡 ... How could there ever be any sort of unity within the Pandavas when you have Billa and UnsolvedMystery as Bheema and Arjuna? 😆... and what's this, you split the anti-Salman sqaud? 😡...but this is perfect, cause this Arjuna will be my illegitimate son who will infiltrate the Pandavas and dupe them into being one of them, he will make sure that the Kauravas win.. muahaahaha..

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Really, Krishna is one of my favorite characters in mythology. I actually like his cunning/impish streak. He is not preachy like other gods but very morally gray making you think.