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1. @chetan_bhagat
Chetan Bhagat's descriptor is The CB Family! What this means, only Chetan knows. Do his wife and kids tweet on this account as well? Or perhaps this is his version of using the royal 'we'.
Much like his books, it's a little difficult to understand why Chetan tweets what he tweets.
Of his many ridiculous tweets, his most infamous is his comment on Gul Panag's marriage: "If gulpanag had married umar gul (Pakistani cricketer), wud her name become gul gul?(sic)." He immediately got bitch-slapped by her, the media and his own followers.
And his latest piece-de-resistance was a Father's Day tweet: "Mothers give birth. But ultimately, the coke belongs to the guy who puts the coke in the vending machine. Happy Father's Day!"
Now it's bad enough that he cracked a tasteless joke, what's worse is that he spinelessly removed his tweet after a tongue-lashing from his followers. Dude, if you must be offensive, at least have the guts to stand by your poorly written words.
2. @RujutaDiwekar
Rujuta is the dietician to the stars and the magician behind Kareena's formerly size-zero figure. Her descriptor reads like a resum: "Sports Nutritionist. Author of Don't lose your mind, lose your weight and Women and the weight loss tamashsa. When not writing, trekking and eating."
Now, I'm of the belief that any celebrity below 45 kgs who claims to be eating mountains of food either has the metabolism of a horse or is lying through his/her teeth. But I do follow her in the hope that she will offer some pearls of weight-loss wisdom. But all I end up with is this: "A clear stomach = clear mind = fulfilling life. Unclear stomach = dull mind = frustrating life." Or this: "Starving is the way to frustration, not to fat loss." And this: "To get rid of unwanted fat from your body, you first need to get rid of unwanted relationships from life."
It's like listening to Baba Ramdev in drag — but a lot less fun.
3. @kamaalrkhan
Now there's nothing earnest about KRK, the Actor/director/writer. In case none of you remember him, here's his claim to dubious fame: he was on Bigg Boss, made a fabulous film called Deshdrohi, and has a house named Jannat because, duh, SRK has a house called Mannat.
KRK's tweets are so bad, that they're addictive. He has 10,690 followers including @SrBachchan, who hang on every word. There's the patriotic KRK: "I love all good and patriotic people and I hate all Deshdrohis and bad people."
Political KRK: "I really get irritate when Babas start to comment about politics and respected ppl like Sonia n Manmohan ji. Just run ur dukkan of Dharam."
Indecipherable KRK: "Tody I was realy happy when someone attaked me. I was trying to catch her 2 children. Tat was a bird. And then I left them with her. #mother"
Just in case the tweets aren't sufficiently confusing, he has a picture of Jagdish Tytler as part of the collage on his background page.
4. @beingsalmankhan
Going by Salman Khan's descriptor, he seems to be a reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn: "Film actor, artist, painter, humanitarian."
The tone swings from promotional — "the official web presence for being human is live now. www.beinghumanonline.com " — to somewhat lucid: "Ya This bloody piracy is pissing me off now big time. controlling my slf,don't want to loose the plot.u guys shld stop buying em."
And then there's the just plain odd: "Too many single meaning jokes on GWR vit zinta. Had a blast,she is an amazing host, if any 1 thinks they r double meaning dirty mind."
Sallu also seems to believe that a picture speaks more than a thousand words. Almost every other tweet is about a 'must-see' uploaded image: Wat is this world coming to ? Used tooth pick ke liyeh red carpet , red carpet fr a used tooth pick?
Dear Sallu, he's not all bad, just a little mad.
5. @RGVzoomin
I've saved the worst for last. Ram Gopal Varma displays his subtle grasp of the language often with tweets such as: "Just watched Bbhuddah nd am. angry with bacchan that hes such a ch*****a not to do films like this nd am such a l**d not to realize this or displays his ire at all his starlets deserting him – By mistake God created women nd for that one thing I am fogiving his all other mistakes."
His background picture is of him sitting on a chair with a revolver with R Company written in blood. Much like us, it seems even Ramu can't move past Company and Satya. He loves shock value, but can't seem to pull it off. Here's how he congratulated soon-to-be-papa Junior B: "@juniorbachchan I hate beautiful women becoming pregnant but since she's ur wife I will make an exception ..congraaats:("
Bad cinema coupled with ridiculous tweets— aah RGV, is there's no hope for you.
Arjun
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