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By IndiaFM News Bureau, December 29, 2005 - 22:39 IST
How many times have we heard the phase 'Actions speak louder than words.' We at IndiaFM refute that statement completely. Presenting to you some wonderful quotes our wonderful Bollywood companions have said in 2005. Some mean it, some don't, but we have them ready for you to read. Here presenting flop quotes of 2005.
Bipasha Basu
"What is interesting is that I was my heaviest in Jism, and people thought of me as super-sexy!"
Are you still under that impression?
"John makes a good actor co-star while Dino is a fun co-star."
Fun can be dangerous sometimes.
Neha Dhupia
"I consider myself articulate."
Your choice of films suggests that!
Zayed Khan
"I know I can do everything from romance to comedy."
But we could bear you neither in Shabd nor Shaadi No1
. "There is a great amount of greed in me as an actor."
Is that why top producers are not signing you up?
Preeti Jhangiani on Aryan Vaid
"He swept me off with his acting skills and diction."
Ha ha ha liar liar pants on fire.
Samir Aftab
"But I think it's my hard work and my honesty that will keep me there right till the end."
The end is near, boss.
Riteish Deshmukh
"I like myself best in Naach."
Ya, the lesser the better.
Esha Deol after Main Aisa Hi Hoon-
"I've grown a lot as an actor."
Did you even see Main Aisa Hi Hoon?
Ayesha Takia
"I think I look good with most guys."
Keep thinking!
Karisma Kapoor
"I was very much on the scene. When films weren't happening, I was busy with my serial, 'Karisma - The Miracle of Destiny'."
So what are you doing now since the serial is off air?
"I regret I was not with Kareena during the kiss episode."
So even you wanted to be a part of the action.
Emraan Hashmi
"I think Bipasha is very sexy. But a conventional looker like Ash would be my idea of sinful beauty."
Just stick to the Uditas and Mallikas. Will you?
Director Sujoy Ghosh on Viveik Oberoi
"I think after Juhi Chawla he has the perfect comic timing."
Obviously you didn't see Masti.
Dipannita Sharma
"I am a little conservative when it comes to the clothes I wear on and off screen."
No one watches you any way, so it's all right.
Aftab Shivdasani
"People think that a platonic friendship is just not possible between any guy and a girl."
So you and Yana are 'just friends'?
"For 12 months I have been hiding and now people have no choice but to see me!"
We do have that choice. No one saw Koi Aap Sa or Mr. Ya Miss.
Salman Khan
"The day I do a historical is the day I will follow the dialogues on paper."
So you do know how to read
Aryan Vaid
"I don't see myself doing a Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge."
We can't see you doing it either.
"I don't think if you are an actor you need to research."
Like your films need a lot of research.
"I think I should be playing the underworld gangster - mobster the guy who does all the action in the film."
Keep thinking!
Dino Morea
"Everytime my director says 'action!' I now feel a bit uneasy."
We notice that in all your films.
Lara Dutta
"Vivek is a fantastic actor!"
Takes one to know one.
Mallika Sherawat
"Filmmakers should get more imaginative with me."
How much more of you is left to the imagination?
"The media was very positive of my appearance there and called me the hottest thing at Cannes. They even called me a paparazzi magnet and the ultimate compliment was when they compared me to Bridget Bardo, which is like a monument in France. That was the ultimate high!"
Is the French media really that stupid?
"I used my physical appeal to kick start my career!"
And you still do it.
Kareena Kapoor
"I want to play every woman possible!"
Women should have a problem with that.
"I have done this film for friendship. I didn't hear the script and till date I don't know the story."
Well, that was a bad decision you made.
Kareena Kapoor on Akshay Kumar
"I think he's fabulous so I don't mind running after him."
Priyanka Chopra's in line.
Milind Soman
"I feel right from my first television performance A Mouthful Of Sky to my first Hindi serial Margarita and my first film Tarkeeb to my last film Rules- Pyaar Ka Superhit Formula, I personally feel that there is growth. Everybody I know in the industry, all the people that I know in audience or all the people who have come and told me that they can see a tremendous change."
You sure can't spot a liar when you see one.
Boney Kapoor
"Bewafaa will bail me out of my lull."
Hahahahahahahahahah!
Payal Rohatgi
"People think I look good…."
"I can't change the way I look"
We didn't know that looking good was a problem.
"I have decisively drawn a line between my private life and my professional work."
What professional work??
Siddharth Koirala
"I went to so many directors and producers, they kept rejecting me."
Can you blame them?
"Yes, I am looking forward to do work with Mahesh Bhatt."
Wishful thinking
Govind Menon on Bach Ke Rehana Re Baba:
"Art isn't original anymore.
I need to be the producer-director to make films with original ideas."
A really confused man.
Deepak Tijori
"Casting Shilpa and Shamita together wasn't intentional. It was merely that they both seemed to match the roles we had perfectly."
Oh really?
Sahil Khan
"There is Payal Rohatgi, Mona Lisa and one more girl is being introduced in the film, so there are 5 actresses in the movie."
Dude! That makes it three.
"After Double Cross will be Shortcut, there are a couple movies more that I have signed but since the shooting hasn't been started I don't want to speak about them."
We really appreciate that you don't.
Sahil Khan on Nigar Khan
"May God give her respect as an actress too."
Nobody else does.
"It is hurting, but then this is how life is. People change and so has she. It's time for me to move on. I hope she makes the right choices for herself in life."
Obviously you weren't!
Anil Kapoor on Chocolate
"It is a suspense thriller but definitely not your regular run of the mill kind of movie."
Haven't we heard that one before?
Priyanka Chopra
"I didn't think I could act."
Good thinking.
John Abraham
"Both me and Bipasha have a lot of fights."
Is Esha Deol the reason behind it?
John on his and Akshay's role in Garam Masala
"In the film, we love women and scenic beauty."
Only in the film?
Akshay Kumar
"I will definitely work with Priyanka Chopra."
Provided Twinkle Khanna gives you the green signal
"My affair with Priyanka has become a joke in my household."
This joke makes you laugh but is making Twinkle cry.
Subhash Ghai
"Now I would also like to make small budget films."
So that losses are small as well.
How many times have we heard the phase 'Actions speak louder than words.' We at IndiaFM refute that statement completely. Presenting to you some wonderful quotes our wonderful Bollywood companions have said in 2005. Some mean it, some don't, but we have them ready for you to read. Here presenting flop quotes of 2005.
Bipasha Basu
"What is interesting is that I was my heaviest in Jism, and people thought of me as super-sexy!"
Are you still under that impression?
"John makes a good actor co-star while Dino is a fun co-star."
Fun can be dangerous sometimes.
Neha Dhupia
"I consider myself articulate."
Your choice of films suggests that!
Zayed Khan
"I know I can do everything from romance to comedy."
But we could bear you neither in Shabd nor Shaadi No1
. "There is a great amount of greed in me as an actor."
Is that why top producers are not signing you up?
Preeti Jhangiani on Aryan Vaid
"He swept me off with his acting skills and diction."
Ha ha ha liar liar pants on fire.
Samir Aftab
"But I think it's my hard work and my honesty that will keep me there right till the end."
The end is near, boss.
Riteish Deshmukh
"I like myself best in Naach."
Ya, the lesser the better.
Esha Deol after Main Aisa Hi Hoon-
"I've grown a lot as an actor."
Did you even see Main Aisa Hi Hoon?
Ayesha Takia
"I think I look good with most guys."
Keep thinking!
Karisma Kapoor
"I was very much on the scene. When films weren't happening, I was busy with my serial, 'Karisma - The Miracle of Destiny'."
So what are you doing now since the serial is off air?
"I regret I was not with Kareena during the kiss episode."
So even you wanted to be a part of the action.
Emraan Hashmi
"I think Bipasha is very sexy. But a conventional looker like Ash would be my idea of sinful beauty."
Just stick to the Uditas and Mallikas. Will you?
Director Sujoy Ghosh on Viveik Oberoi
"I think after Juhi Chawla he has the perfect comic timing."
Obviously you didn't see Masti.
Dipannita Sharma
"I am a little conservative when it comes to the clothes I wear on and off screen."
No one watches you any way, so it's all right.
Aftab Shivdasani
"People think that a platonic friendship is just not possible between any guy and a girl."
So you and Yana are 'just friends'?
"For 12 months I have been hiding and now people have no choice but to see me!"
We do have that choice. No one saw Koi Aap Sa or Mr. Ya Miss.
Salman Khan
"The day I do a historical is the day I will follow the dialogues on paper."
So you do know how to read
Aryan Vaid
"I don't see myself doing a Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge."
We can't see you doing it either.
"I don't think if you are an actor you need to research."
Like your films need a lot of research.
"I think I should be playing the underworld gangster - mobster the guy who does all the action in the film."
Keep thinking!
Dino Morea
"Everytime my director says 'action!' I now feel a bit uneasy."
We notice that in all your films.
Lara Dutta
"Vivek is a fantastic actor!"
Takes one to know one.
Mallika Sherawat
"Filmmakers should get more imaginative with me."
How much more of you is left to the imagination?
"The media was very positive of my appearance there and called me the hottest thing at Cannes. They even called me a paparazzi magnet and the ultimate compliment was when they compared me to Bridget Bardo, which is like a monument in France. That was the ultimate high!"
Is the French media really that stupid?
"I used my physical appeal to kick start my career!"
And you still do it.
Kareena Kapoor
"I want to play every woman possible!"
Women should have a problem with that.
"I have done this film for friendship. I didn't hear the script and till date I don't know the story."
Well, that was a bad decision you made.
Kareena Kapoor on Akshay Kumar
"I think he's fabulous so I don't mind running after him."
Priyanka Chopra's in line.
Milind Soman
"I feel right from my first television performance A Mouthful Of Sky to my first Hindi serial Margarita and my first film Tarkeeb to my last film Rules- Pyaar Ka Superhit Formula, I personally feel that there is growth. Everybody I know in the industry, all the people that I know in audience or all the people who have come and told me that they can see a tremendous change."
You sure can't spot a liar when you see one.
Boney Kapoor
"Bewafaa will bail me out of my lull."
Hahahahahahahahahah!
Payal Rohatgi
"People think I look good…."
"I can't change the way I look"
We didn't know that looking good was a problem.
"I have decisively drawn a line between my private life and my professional work."
What professional work??
Siddharth Koirala
"I went to so many directors and producers, they kept rejecting me."
Can you blame them?
"Yes, I am looking forward to do work with Mahesh Bhatt."
Wishful thinking
Govind Menon on Bach Ke Rehana Re Baba:
"Art isn't original anymore.
I need to be the producer-director to make films with original ideas."
A really confused man.
Deepak Tijori
"Casting Shilpa and Shamita together wasn't intentional. It was merely that they both seemed to match the roles we had perfectly."
Oh really?
Sahil Khan
"There is Payal Rohatgi, Mona Lisa and one more girl is being introduced in the film, so there are 5 actresses in the movie."
Dude! That makes it three.
"After Double Cross will be Shortcut, there are a couple movies more that I have signed but since the shooting hasn't been started I don't want to speak about them."
We really appreciate that you don't.
Sahil Khan on Nigar Khan
"May God give her respect as an actress too."
Nobody else does.
"It is hurting, but then this is how life is. People change and so has she. It's time for me to move on. I hope she makes the right choices for herself in life."
Obviously you weren't!
Anil Kapoor on Chocolate
"It is a suspense thriller but definitely not your regular run of the mill kind of movie."
Haven't we heard that one before?
Priyanka Chopra
"I didn't think I could act."
Good thinking.
John Abraham
"Both me and Bipasha have a lot of fights."
Is Esha Deol the reason behind it?
John on his and Akshay's role in Garam Masala
"In the film, we love women and scenic beauty."
Only in the film?
Akshay Kumar
"I will definitely work with Priyanka Chopra."
Provided Twinkle Khanna gives you the green signal
"My affair with Priyanka has become a joke in my household."
This joke makes you laugh but is making Twinkle cry.
Subhash Ghai
"Now I would also like to make small budget films."
So that losses are small as well.
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