My Miserable Life After Gullu Baba - Ali Spat (Page 8,7,1)

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@MithiBani

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Posted: 10 years ago

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I'm going to die laughing & I haven't finished it yet. 🤣

This..

Sheela showed me few avis of Gullu wearing Mirchi. He was looking at camera and crying uncontrollably. It was funny that this 90kg hulk reduced to this state by a lanky, anemic Tanna. Natasha was sitting in next chair with cakes of mirchi on her face.
"Why is Natash not crying ?" I asked.
"Oh language problem. She does not know Hindi that well so she could not cry." I was glad that Sheela had not opted for Logic course.

OMG!!! 😆 😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

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I avoid reading long story, but once I read few lines of a story written by Pooja, I kept reading and completed, she is great story teller... I completed first part, love it... Sarcasm in story, will read next 2 parts word by word soon... Beautiful first part.

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sonali.19281

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Originally posted by: MithiBani
I'm going to die laughing & I haven't finished it yet. 🤣

This..

Sheela showed me few avis of Gullu wearing Mirchi. He was looking at camera and crying uncontrollably. It was funny that this 90kg hulk reduced to this state by a lanky, anemic Tanna. Natasha was sitting in next chair with cakes of mirchi on her face.
"Why is Natash not crying ?" I asked.
"Oh language problem. She does not know Hindi that well so she could not cry." I was glad that Sheela had not opted for Logic course.

OMG!!! 😆 😆

damnnn which part is this😆😆😆 I have to go read the earlier parts too🤣

but this bit.. was deja vu 😆😆😆

Yes I love Gauti. I also know I am not lucky enough to get married to him. Oh Gosh. I still get mad when I saw how Diandra dragged him to bathroom. The guy was so innocent. Just did not realise what's going on. Then she dragged him again, second time. Hey cool baby. Clearly he was not interested. So naive. Did not realise whats going to happen second time either. I am so happy that he made it very clear that it was just a pure, platonic friendship after hours behind that toilet door.

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@MithiBani

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Posted: 10 years ago

#74

^^ @Sonali...it's the second part.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/118566574

The very best amongst bests IMO. 😆

Edited by MithiBani - 10 years ago

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sonali.19281

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Originally posted by: MithiBani
^^ @Sonali...it's the second part.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/118566574

The very best amongst bests IMO. 😆

Pooja.. get out of my mind😆😆😆 I dont appreciate stalkers.. no matter how hottt😆 this reminds me I thought oramax is a desi cosmo😆😆

"Are you aware, he featured in ORAMAX ?"
"ORAMAX ?? Whats that ? Some oral for max pleasure ?"
"You dunno ORAMAX ??? Unbelievable."
"No what is it ? I think I need to borrow Tanna's GK book too."
"Well Gullu has featured in ORAMAX."
"But what is ORAMAX ?"
"Hmmm. I think it must be something very prestigious if Gullu features in it. Love him hate him but you cant ignore him."

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Posted: 10 years ago

#76

Originally posted by: sonali.19281

Pooja.. get out of my mind😆😆😆I dont appreciate stalkers.. no matter how hottt😆this reminds me I thought oramax is a desi cosmo😆😆

"Are you aware, he featured in ORAMAX ?"
"ORAMAX ?? Whats that ? Some oral for max pleasure ?"
"You dunno ORAMAX ??? Unbelievable."
"No what is it ? I think I need to borrow Tanna's GK book too."
"Well Gullu has featured in ORAMAX."
"But what is ORAMAX ?"
"Hmmm. I think it must be something very prestigious if Gullu features in it. Love him hate him but you cant ignore him."

😆 🤣

That made me weep tears of laughter , Best post ever !! And Pooja you are amazing writers!😆 still reading... 😆
Sheela had black circles under her eyes. (I recommend Neutrogena products for black circles.) "I am worried about Gulu. He is not getting any exposure." 🤣 🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

#77

Alrite, I read the first post...But I need to read other parts now, seeing all these quotes from there. This is super fun. 🤣

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Trouble

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Posted: 10 years ago

#78

I can't believe I came across this thread now...Hilarious btw🤣🤣🤣
One of the best thread I seen on this forum...you are an amazing writer👏

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Trouble

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Posted: 10 years ago

#79

Originally posted by: NathuPyare
pooja tumne bahut sahi decision liya-
can I give u a suggestion??? chalo I will give it anyways 😉

You don't need to go to lonawala to meet GG... Gulleshwar baba bahut kripalu hai 😉 tum pehle apne dil se Mahesh-Vahesh sab nikal phenko, fir lizol-dettol se apna dil poori tarah saaf karo (taki tumhare dil me kuch na reh jaaye)...uske baad bathroom jakar Nutella ka prashad arpit karo baba pe... aur ek baar pyar ek manta ka jaap karo -

"o mere Gullu ...aa ke bandh ja mere pallu"...

is mantra ka sava lakh baar jaap karne ke baad dhyan se sun na ...tumhe ek bhavishyavani sunai padegi-

"Parvaton se aaj mai takra gaya...tumne di awaz lo mai aa gaya"...

aur ye gaate hue Gulleshawr maharaj tumhare samne sakshaat prakat ho jayenge (par dhayn rahe ye prakriya aap February 2015 ke pehle hargiz na karein warna baba apse rusht hokar Bandra bhi ja sakte hain) 😡

pooja Ji - apko meri taraf se dher saari shubh-kaamnayein is behtareen post ke liye 😃

bhagwan apko dher saari shakti de (abhi apko bahut zaroorat padegi uski) 😉

🤣🤣🤣

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MadOwhat

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Posted: 10 years ago

#80

Poo...🤗

All 3 are brilliant posts ...and amazingly expressed !!👏

I can empathize with you ...and I do understand your deep sense of bewilderment expressed through the satire...a quest to understand the Gulmania...an unanswered question as profound as "Who is John Galt" ...if Ayn Rand was alive, she would have written " Gullu Unplugged" ...and possibly, we would have got insights into " What tics Sheela "

After a lot of deliberation ...didn't get any logical answer...but definitely figured out an analogy ..." Baywatch" was popular too...many realized that it was about lifeguards after the season ended.😆

P.S - since I don't belong to Sumit club ...Just see weirdness walking on 2 skinny feet and a constipated face expression ...anyway if you have revenue model thriving on milking delusion ...keep it going ...marketing is all about monetizing imagery😉

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