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GULLU BABA - TUM DIL KI DHADKAN MEIN - PART I
Hi Rani. How are you ? Sheela here. Listen. I officially broke up with Mahesh. No you are my best friend so thought of telling you first. Dont be silly. Ofcourse I am not upset. To be honest, I am not sure why I liked him in first place.
OK. He is university topper, is amazingly fluent in English, and multi national companies are dying to scoop him up but hey the guy has absolutely no personality. No where near Gautam- my sweetheart, my cutie-pie. All I asked Mahesh was to hit gym and be a man like Gauti. Mahesh is way too immature yaar.
I asked him to grow beard, so what's a big deal yaar ? Did I not grow my nails ? All right, all right. I know he hates long nails but did I not grow them ? You know how difficult it is for me to eat, to pick things. My life is a mess with these nails. and he cant do a small thing for me ?
Not only that. Mahesh is outright, plain boring BOOORIIINGG., always soft spoken, well behaved, sensible. BIG YAWN. Come on make some scary faces, some sudden jumps to startle me, slapping himself hard or Rahum Mahajan type laugh or atleast SRK mimicry. I love to see roar of a lion amongst cattles once in a while. Mahesh just does not understand.
I feel so vulnerable when my GG cries all the time. No one understands him yaar. I feel like running to him and wipe his tears and take him under my wings. You pervert I don't mean it literally, OK. HAHA.
But there is something wrong with Mahesh. He never cries yaar. He told me that he was ragged badly in hostel for 3 weeks. Yup. All that filthy stuff of 3 idiots and much more. But this idiot took it bravely. Look. I have lotsa expectations from marriage. I want a hubby who will come crying to me so I can cuddle him, comfort him, boost his confidence, kiss on his forehead. Yup some romantic crap. I dont think its possible with Mahesh.
You see now my problem. Mahesh will always remain my rock-solid support who will take care of me, wipe my tears, will face any adversity without losing mind. I am not sure I can live with such a person. Why are you laughing ? You don't see a problem here ? You are my best friend. Atleast you should please try and understand me.
He is no BB fan but I made him watch clippings of GG crying and he shrugged off saying - 'Whats a big deal ? Why is he crying instead of facing it head on ? It is such a small matter.' He failed to understand gravity of the situation. We dont just seem to have same wavelength. He just fails to appreciate other people's sufferings.
Come on, is it too much to ask to exhibit frail human side all the time ? Thats what makes a person attractive and cutie. I cant believe you dont buy this and need another reason. ? OK. OK. You will have it madam.
I have always noticed. Mahesh just cant be rude and arrogant to anyone. Always makes friends instantly. I am afraid, after marriage we will have a continuous flow of friends. I am not going to entertain so many. Come on you cant be just goody goody, nice, affectionate, caring, friendly, witty and charming.
He sorely lacks that extra flavour of arrogance and rudeness. It adds to your personality. I just love when Gauti shuts off all housemates and make them instant enemy like fresh, hot Bru instant coffee.
Yes I love Gauti. I also know I am not lucky enough to get married to him. Oh Gosh. I still get mad when I saw how Diandra dragged him to bathroom. The guy was so innocent. Just did not realise what's going on. Then she dragged him again, second time. Hey cool baby. Clearly he was not interested. So naive. Did not realise whats going to happen second time either. I am so happy that he made it very clear that it was just a pure, platonic friendship after hours behind that toilet door.
You know he is trending on twitter. 100K followers. I am retweeting just now. Oh the exam ? Are you my mom ? Spare me !! Talk to my hand!! HAHA. What ? No. Seriously, I did not get time yet to study. Hey. I just made new band with GG written on it, Took me 8 hours. I will send you the pic. You will love it. It is just like that GG belt.
By the way. Guess what. you wont believe, I have 5 more GG converts. I spent 5 hours with them going over finer points of GG's personality. I did not even allow them loo break. Silly people. They started arguing Gautam did this and Gautam did that. I showed them trend figures. Come on. He is having way so popular next to Modi. How can his actions be wrong ? Finally they all agreed and ran for the loo. I feel so proud of myself.
I asked Mahesh to sing 'We love We Love Gauti' But he flatly refused.
He says he is more interested in this Sheela ki jawani. Ya he always cracks this joke because of my name. He says he is ready to chant 'I love I love Sheela' all throughout his life.
Don't laugh. Its not that funny joke yaar. Its really lame . Grrrh. Agreed not everyone can think brilliant jokes like Gauti. I laughed my guts out when he said to Kari that he will cut her dress from behind. I was literally rofling. What a sense of humour.
So you see why I broke up with Mahesh ? We are just not compatible. Ofcourse its official now. We are definitely splitting. Why you ask ?
WHAT ? You mean you want to propose Mahesh ? YOU BI**H.😡😡
