My Miserable Life After Gullu Baba - Ali Spat (Page 8,7,1)

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Posted: 10 years ago

#101

Originally posted by: sonali.19281
Pooja.. get out of my mind😆😆😆 I dont appreciate stalkers.. no matter how hottt😆 this reminds me I thought oramax is a desi cosmo😆😆

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You wont believe, but I too have spent many restless nights thinking about that closed bathroom door of Gullu baba, my ultimate fantasy.

It weighed so much on my mind that my first question on blind date was "Do you love bathrooms ?"

Most dates found it strange and on excuse of getting freshened up they left the table and never returned. Dunno if they considered me some weirdo.

Finally I found my bf who quickly said that he loves bathrooms and he appreciates girls who love bathrooms. I was on seventh heaven but came crashing down when realized that he loved bathroom because of IBS and needs frequent visits. My tragedy. 😭

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Posted: 10 years ago

#102

Originally posted by: SoPunk

I guess that opens other doors for you, as a writer 😊 journalists don't attempt to write novels, Habitually the columnists are used to cut to cut descriptions, that disrupt continuity, unsuitable for Novels 😛

Supper Funny and a pleasure to read, worth the time it took 😆

Thanks SoPunk for your comments and bucking me up. As my dream to be next Katie Couric is dashed to smithereens.. I still have hope to be next J K Rowling or E L James.

I have already started my hunt to for a waiteress job and will soon write Harry Potter in BB house.

With so many ideas from BB house, I can easily outscore E L James with 100 Shades of Grey. 😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

#103

"Nowadays episodes are all about Tanna and Upen. I hate her. She is so selfish , does not value human life... " Sheela rambled.

Being a woman, I sympathised with Tanna's need for makeup. I lost couple of boyfriends because they came to know how I look without makeup... drumroll... brace youself!! I even lost one JUST BEFORE getting my Valentine present. I usually start shopping for a new BF only after valentine so needless to say I was not prepared.

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"Check this graph on my iphone. I puchased this new app from Appstore. It keeps track and plots Gullu's popularity daily. See this upward rising curve. Last time the curve was so steep, it shot right through the phone and almost reached the sky.It shattered the glass and phone case. I had to buy another phone.

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ohh Pooja.

Tumsa na mile duja.

🤣 you are killing me here. 🤣 🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

#104

Bookmarking to read later. 😛

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Posted: 10 years ago

#105

Originally posted by: PriyaBB
That made me weep tears of laughter , Best post ever !! And Pooja you are amazing writers!😆 still reading... 😆
Sheela had black circles under her eyes. (I recommend Neutrogena products for black circles.) "I am worried about Gulu. He is not getting any exposure." 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: trouble_006
I can't believe I came across this thread now...Hilarious btw🤣🤣🤣
One of the best thread I seen on this forum...you are an amazing writer👏

Thanks PriyaBB and trouble_006 for taking time to read and for kind comments. 😊

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Posted: 10 years ago

#106

Originally posted by: MadOwhat
Poo...🤗

All 3 are brilliant posts ...and amazingly expressed !!👏

I can empathize with you ...and I do understand your deep sense of bewilderment expressed through the satire...a quest to understand the Gulmania...an unanswered question as profound as "Who is John Galt" ...if Ayn Rand was alive, she would have written " Gullu Unplugged" ...and possibly, we would have got insights into " What tics Sheela "

After a lot of deliberation ...didn't get any logical answer...but definitely figured out an analogy ..." Baywatch" was popular too...many realized that it was about lifeguards after the season ended.😆