My Miserable Life After Gullu Baba - Ali Spat (Page 8,7,1) - Page 10

Originally posted by: axeion

Bumper Cars, Yo! 😆

Pooja... You are hilarious! This post is awesome. Can you clarify if you were talking about Mahesh as in The Mahesh Babu? That would be epic. 🤣

Originally posted by: sonali.19281

Move over Eros

this age has found its embodiment of love n desire- GG

rocking every sock

sheela ho ya sumeet.. no discrimination😎

kalolo beemar ka ek hi anaar..par is anaar ke anek daane..

ek gauti.. anek gautiyaan.. daana chugne baith gayi thi😆

Originally posted by: Super Kool

The first part forced me to introspect...it made me realise how much of a cynic I am...I failed to recognise all the signs of vulnerability...they were right there and I just overlooked them...called it a poor attempt at theatrics...i branded those high decibel shrieks and shouts as attempts to hog limelight...how jaded I must have become...??

The following two parts...I am disappointed...if shiela's passionate speech, impeccable logic couldn't reach you...then...pardon me...but...your cynicism seems incurable...and...your jealousy knows no bounds...

P.S. - (in case this thread is reported) dear moderators, I know some believe sarcasm is the lowest form of humour...but...I would love to see you making an exception here...thank you...

P.P.S. - may I have mahesh's number...?? Please...Brilliant post...👏👏 I hope the flattery works and I get mahesh's number...😉

Originally posted by: MithiBani

I'm going to die laughing & I haven't finished it yet. 🤣

This..

Sheela showed me few avis of Gullu wearing Mirchi. He was looking at camera and crying uncontrollably. It was funny that this 90kg hulk reduced to this state by a lanky, anemic Tanna. Natasha was sitting in next chair with cakes of mirchi on her face.
"Why is Natash not crying ?" I asked.
"Oh language problem. She does not know Hindi that well so she could not cry." I was glad that Sheela had not opted for Logic course.

OMG!!! 😆 😆

Originally posted by: filmibuff00

Great job 👏 I love it ⭐️

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

I avoid reading long story, but once I read few lines of a story written by Pooja, I kept reading and completed, she is great story teller... I completed first part, love it... Sarcasm in story, will read next 2 parts word by word soon... Beautiful first part.

Originally posted by: Wisian

Pooja ji, kyaa kahein aapki tareef mein... 😳 Kitney layers mein vyang kasaa hai aapney... 😎 😎

Amazing! 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼

So ji makes me look so old that I get a feeling that relation specialist, Punz will anytime call me his Grandma.. and all my money will be down the drain.

Originally posted by: Pooja--

Please call me Pooja. No "ji" business. 😆

I can assure you that after several cosmetic surgeries, laser wrinkle removal procedures, botox injections, dental transplants, hair transplants I can easily pass as a 10 year old. I have no blood in my veins only botox.

So ji makes me look so old that I get a feeling that relation specialist, Punz will anytime call me his Grandma..😳 and all my money will be down the drain.

I will call you Wisian. Hope its ok.😛

Originally posted by: Wisian

Oh... okay... Aapki kalaa ke samman mein "ji" likh diyaa tha. 😳

I look very young, even without any botox, isiliye "Wisian" chalegaa... 😎

BTW - are all these procedures the reason why you are nose-deep in debt to your friend? 🤔

Originally posted by: Pooja--

Thanks Jaadoogar. 😛

Sorry for long posts. 😳

I was never good in summarizing things. The doors of journalism already closed to me. 😭