Friday Funny

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great state of Massachusetts". I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old school boy by the name of Bharat, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

Bharat said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag.

Hey everyone! sorry for not putting up a FF last week...i was plain L-A-Z-Y😳😆

😆 😆 Great one Lina! Yeh was wondering where you got up to last week. Anyways v.nice comeback!! 😆 👏

😆 😆 it's nicew ;-) 😆 😆

Oh I've heard this joke sometime before... Kitni smart hai Hillary Clinton, nahin? 😆 😆
Great one Lina 😉

funny ive read dis before really nice 😆

LOL thats funny nice one Lina

LOL that was hilarious Lina!! It reminded me of when I was little since we told a similar joke then. 😆 😳 I like how important US figures were there with Bharat, haha

Thanks for sharing! 😳

haha thanks for the FF Lina

very funny. 😆

LMAOOOO! that was pure hilarity linu dii! 😳

LOL That one was really funny Lina! 😆
Glad that you post things like that so we can laugh! 😆