JETSAR TIMES: terrorist activities in Jetsar - Page 5

Originally posted by: andv

Soon after her encounter with her SIL and his new found wife, bhago had been contemplating on what exactly went wrong in the relationship between her daughter and Jogia. With constant updates from Jaitser she came across some very new words that were periodically thrown in by the "three idiots". She was perplexed by these words and was curious to know the defination of the terms "gawar", "sehri rang dhang", "chamakti dhamakti jagmagati zindagi" and their likes. She and Khajan have now moved to mumbai in their quest to get first hand information where they have been keeping a close tab on all the three idiot's moves. Our reporters spoke with Bhago who was dressed very differently when she very proudly revealed how happy she is to get answers to her questions. She also told our reportes that she is very impressed with Gawari's/pizza madam's skills in plotting and influencing everyone under the disguise of insecurity. she was so influenced by Gawari's skills that she has now decided to make a serial dedicated to the three idiots. that's probably the reason she has named her serial too "Chal Sheh aur Mat". The crew of the serial were also seen praising Gawari since they are served pizza and pepsi on all breaks. 😉

Originally posted by: stutishah

A small contribution to JT's champion cause- to dispel misleading propaganda on blissful married life from 'sukhi grahasthi'...

Recently, while having some tasty snacks at Chowpaty's Sukhsagar rest., this humble reader has come across a spirited conversation amongst some visitors from Jetsar, apparently relatives of a patient sent to nearby Saifee hospital for further treatment from Jetsar's shining example of a village hospital...Reporting them in their relevance and direct contrast to some of Sukhigrihasthi's past claims;

1.) they were passionately praising the Sarpanch of their village, who has been untiring and relentless in bringing the resources from state schemes to the village. >--< Sukhigrihasthi , " village women, by default provincial mind set, are hapless and unresourseful."

2.) the said Sarpanch, a woman, has been leading example of education achievements. As well an indefatigable champion of spread of education in all strata of village society, girls, illiterate elders, widows... >--< Sukhigrihasthi, " village women, by default parochialism or timidness are incapable of urbane education achievement, and thereby unworthy of marriage to a city educated partner."

3.) that woman Anandi, though reportedly facing a personal tragedy of a painful separation, has been seen getting regorously immersed in constructive works and no outward sign of personal set back. >--< Sukhigrihasthi, " village women might wilt under the social trauma, especially as wilfully assumed by a recently urbanised doctor mr. Jagat, " my ex wife must be very sad and pensive at loss of ME!" (in fact, ironically, this urban specimen is more pensive and disintegrating over the event, as observed bya sharp reporter from Mumbai karnama!)

Originally posted by: redapple1

Great!!! Jetsar times is back. 😛 What happened to sindoor brand corporations? Are they bankrupt or still going strong?
Where is AAA (Anandamayi Academy) spokesperson? Due to my hectic schedule of cooking, cleaning, dressing up in heavy clothes and jewellery I couldn't enroll last year.. 😆