JETSAR TIMES
Dhamaka in Golden Sand Guest House
Golden Sand Guest House in Jaipur is under police cordon now. Late in the evening there was a blast heard from inside the guest house, leaving two people severely injured. Police immediately reached the spot and cordoned off the whole place fearing that there is a terrorist infiltration. However, on further inquiry they found out that it is a homemade bomb made by chulha-chaukawali Anandi that caused all this furor. "We just saw a very traditional, young housewife walking towards guest room 420 and before we could understand anything there was a huge blast', informed the manager of the guest house Ram Singh. Bhairon and Basanth said that they had never imagined Anandi was making the bomb all this while. "Nobody had any inkling that Anandi was secretly making her own bomb. She is very calm and quiet and she herself has been a victim of many bomb blasts. None of us imagined that she was making her own bomb in the secrecy of her girls' school, " said an utterly shocked Bhairon and Basanth.
The women of the Singh family are however very happy with Anandi's blast. A beaming Sumitra said " Now that Anandi knows how to make good bombs we have nothing else to fear. Off late our haveli's security was getting constantly breached by dangerous infiltrators and unwanted pests. However, now nobody will dare to step into the haveli boundaries, and we can all enjoy our food in peace". Searching for dadisa, we found her doing a little dance secretly in the corner of the bathroom. "Two bhikharis were pestering us for a long time, now we can live in peace", said a dancing dadisa who had distributed 200 laddoos to the guest house staff after the blast happened.
However, the condition of the victims, Mumbai's quack doctors Jagat and Gauri, are serious. Dr.Jagat is still reeling from shock and is in a state of stupor---he is heard shouting "Please don't send me to jail" even in his unconscious state and the doctors are desperately trying to calm him down from this shock. However, Dr. Gauri was seen screaming on the top of her voice " Chalak Anandi snatched away my hospital" and running on the streets of Jaipur like a madwoman. She has bitten a number of ghagra-clad women thinking they are Anandi. Finally the animal control team captured her in their net and took her away in their caged van along with a mad dog and a mad monkey. Gauri is currently in animal shelter and undergoing veterinary treatment. If anyone would like to adopt a lost animal like Gauri please contact the animal control department of Jaipur.
Edited by woman11 - 13 years ago