AND THIS...IS THE STORY OF SOLOMON GRUNDY!!!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#21

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Sick talent, Rani! Encore!

Seriously, how long did it take you to come up with that? I enjoy them so much. . .keep 'em coming! My weekend highlights!

thenk u! 😳 thenk u! 😳 thenk u!

i the be shall trying most always sincere to keep talent of mine all the time sick!! then to Dr. Abhi is doing mere dil ka ilaaj.. 😳 all those pappi's and jhappi's..how can i be ever theek..!!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#22

hafta use a bit of borrowed shaayari here..

phurstly..KB ke tunes pe tired of nach..ing baliye..s..
iodex maliye aur kaam pe chaliye..

kyonki KB ke weird plots karte hain brain ko agonize..
but worry not.. guru grundy is there to therapize....😕
by making predictions .that though inane..
can never beat the moonshiners in their inflictions of pain..

arre yaar..kabhi to logic ki taraf karo look....
and if all else fails..please DO open a good book!!
start with the brothers grimm..then journey on to austen..
trust us..for happy endings..'tis the book used most often..

abhi and darcy..the thought!!..can cause many a heart to go into flutter..
as for me..just have to sit..my knees just turned...to total melted...butter!!! 😍

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Posted: 15 years ago

#23

abhi and darcy..the thought!

Well, D'Arcy became human only after Lizzy Bennett set him straight ('Mr. D'Arcy, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last person in this world!!') 😃 Abhi, on the other hand, while also born with a silver spoon in his mouth, has been a straight shooter from the start ... but their effect on the feminine heart and knees is exactly the same i.e. the melting begins up above and makes it's way to the bottom and there you are - a puddle! Oh ... D'Arcy only when he became Colin ...

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Posted: 15 years ago

#24

kya kardete ho shuroo tum lo bhi............ spent the whole night watching the best darcy siiiiiiiiigh 😍

after watching todays epi?? what are ur predictions guru grundy??

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Posted: 15 years ago

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what are ur predictions guru grundy??
Not to steal her thunder, but she made me sick to my stomach by saying that now Abhi's going to have to marry Neetu!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's so FAAAAAR out in left field!!! At this point in time, how can he be induced and Simi be seduced into thinking that's the best solution?!!!!! Rani, you've gone stark raving mad!!!! With the lathi-charge tomorrow, maybe Neetu will miscarry while Vicky will definitely get to eat his meals at the 'Cafe Jail' ... even if she were not to miscarry, how would Abhi's marrying her alleviate current/future problems and heartache?!!! What a way to take a serial into a misery!! All the others seem to go down that predictable path ... why does KB have to follow suit?!!! I mean ... take a look at my saga - there's plenty of meat there to bring in all manner of interesting turns and twists with the 'good guys' battling the villains!! Why the sordid with the hero having to marry Ms. second fiddle?!!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

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methinx..that Wimpeyface hubcaps is now slowly...very slowly..gonna awaken up to his wife's shenanigans..such as slyi..ing up to the daggers..ugh! daggars..there will be some airy hints cast in them directions by the... oops! i just lost circuit control over my tongue..daughter-in-law of the sethi's...
la devil..ess will now find an able ally in one of her sis-in-laws, and there will be some attempt at sabotage by the mid-sis towards her elder sis..
Ms. Mili will attempt to find out the truth and will stay true to her eldest..while mr.high on sighs!! needs to seriously invest in plus grande size cleaning cloths..to keep around to mop up all the messes that seem to come his way with such astonishing regularity..
and while on that..Wimpey and high on sighs!! need to report to work..pronto!! or else suggest to me where they found such jobs that allow them to stay at home and get paid..me wants this too!!!

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Posted: 15 years ago

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as the murk clears..in the crystal ball i see..
more creases in the brow of my dear abhi..
hark!O Silenius... as you slowly fade away..
can Helios bring light to another murky day??
(grundy is wallowing in greek as one can see...
hmm! maybe i should inhale some ethane..like the Pythia of Delphi!!)
and then..shall emerge predictions so mundane..
thence shall spout from my pals vox voces truly profane..

so here are the predix..readst thou if you choose..
as i take potshots at the moonshining yahoos..

high on sighs!!😍 refuses to give up his ladylove..
while MaterS goes into (convenient) faints..invoking Matarani from above..
PaterS shall lose endangered hair by the day..
wondering if he's in the inferno of Dante..
what..oh what! shall his middlest do next..
marry the new entree..for her sister to vex??
her hombre after all..is languishing in jail..
trying to crack the 12 ande..s using just tooth ..and nail!!..(yess..good 1 😉 )

la devil..ess need not bother being vindictive..
with mad Mater on a rampage..doing an Ekta was predictive..
Dancing doll moll..shall shake rock and roll..
while blackmailing in tie-ups..that absolute TROLL..!! 😡

OMI..is the weirdest diagnosis i've seen..
deffi not MR..but one with an autistic mien..( that is so...cliched..after TZP)
so..he apparently..gets struck with an arrow from cupid's bow..
and whompo!! decides that Oh!! he's in loooovvvvee..
with ms.looneytunes....who is carrying another's child..
and who for reasons unfathomed(which make total sense in her mother's scrambled head 😳 )..is now status defiled!!
so..she has to be jettisoned post-haste..
or..shudder ..shudder..the scandal!!..the family name shall be defaced!!

at this point..my crystal ball..begins to stutter..
aargh!!ugh!!humbug!! it starts to sputter..
so i clear it of thoughts..wishing it were my head..
'coz as i see it now..the creatives have truly..OD'ed..on LEAD!!!

😳

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461075

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Posted: 15 years ago

#28

We have to come up with a better epithet than 'creatives' ... they wouldn't know creativity if it bit them in their proverbial behinds!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#29

i wonder how they shall dig themselves out of this new hole...i just want this to be an intelligent drama..and not going down this present path!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#30

arre o abhinav..mat bano abhimanyu..
and get out post-haste from the sethi family chakravyuh..
there is no glory in solving this pathetic maze..
this love ka tower..is leaning dangerously..sideways..
it shall never rival the Taj..as a pyaar ka monument..
no Pisa either..so just make yourself absent..
iss poisonous pyaar ka antidote hai nahin koi bezoar..
so stop making yourself so weak and kamzor 😒
aankhen kholo..dekho yahan aur meri baat dhyaan se sun lena..
bhool jaao is non-appreciative ladki ko..
zara nazar idhar ghumao....and lookeee.. MAIN HOON NAA!!
😳 😉

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