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Posted: 15 years ago

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p.s. the shoe size is 7med

Hmmm! Acchaa! Aise maane gi na tu!

Waqt aa gaya hai tera kurne ka boo-hoo!

Sun! Such to ab hai yeh ek hi baat,

Jis 'sendull' se hogi teri dhulayi, uska number hai Medium Saat!

Teri kya hogi durdisha, tu kya sochi?

Khal teri se banayga na joote Louboutin, mugger gali mein bathne vala mochi!

Tub gaaye gi tu 'Na! Na! Na! Hi Ma! Hi Ma! Hi Ma!'

Bacha payegi na tujhe Nakul ki bhi Daadi Amma!

Teri kya muzaal, ki le tu 'in vain' mere Abhi ka naam!

Durd or pida ke liye, thoda hoga desh bhur ka Jhandu balm!

Reh gayi voh, jo kehti hai upne aap ko A.T. ki divaani,

Us ko ub apni to kya, yaad ayegi meri Pur-Naani!

Roti meri tu seke gi? Kya Baat Hai! Vah, Vah, Vah!

How's this for a response?! 'Ha Ha Ha!'

Laal mirchen le aa, mere saamne tezi mein pudhengi bilkul pheeki,

Kyon? Kuchh palle padha? Kuchh samajh aya? Kuchh seekhi?

Teri aur Raani ki bhains-gadi mein honge Abhi or main savaar,

Aur sara aalum mehek uthe ga jaise aayi ho bahaar!

Chul meri bhainson! Tik tik tik!

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

#42

right now is route ki sub hi lines vyast hain............. watching SRK on Jonathan Ross............ for the 4th time 😍
to is 'bum' ka awab kal :D

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#43

i have to get over this laughing fit..everytime i read these posts..

stuck in the midst of these aspiring shaayari "bums"..and the use of said term is abso.. pun.. tentional.. 😉

what....oh what course hath the future set..
for this humble rhymer to do..
methinx the above bovines need a vet..
'tis the malady of the imaginary moo's..(muse..get it..ya ..it's the "udder prononce..heh!heh!")

well..tis clean-up time for my darling man..
doing what he does best..from the floor and the fan..

SIGH!!!this is what it has come to now..
i'm willing the runes to cast this to me..
as the plot heads down the way of the sow..
and the scenarios shown become downright corny!!!

Mater S needs to faint pretty soon..
or else shall wed her child to a true baboon..(and by this i mean SuitPants)
Dancing doll moll needs a rapid deflate...
Bfore the progression of the matches mismate..
Ropedangling looneytunes needs a swift kick to her a**e..
and thence put an end to this super-ridiculous farce..
OMI..the dear.. needs a good psych consult..
get a proper diag..else there shall be tokens from the occult..
Pater S had best recover his suddenly?? lost spine..
and thence to the depths of Tartarus..
his spouse's shenanigans ... assign!!!! 😡

moonshiners..get a semblance of smartness..tis not that distant in the realm..
work to it in babysteps..else it shall overwhelm..
see.if thinking is an addiction..then an addict of it i'd rather be..
than the mangled thought twists you subject us to..
in the prolong..ing saga of simi and ABHI!!! 👎🏼

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#44

grundy bangs her head..against the crystal ball..
tell me..o diviner..shall this c#*p ever end..at all??( sincere pardons..grundy is in a state of frustration)

has God gone on vacation..to escape the endless pleas..
the kasams, rasams, sambars and chutneys of our dilli-hillbillies..

abbe yaar..sab ingredients daalke..bana diya ajeeb masala
banane chale the subz e gulshan...lekin uska bhaji pala kar dala!!!
kya man tum logon ko hai akkal ka total shortage..
khareedne gaye fool( 😉) gobi..lekar aaaye cabbage!!!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#45

Bride and Prejudice..
got a whole new twist..
sister calls goondas..
for bro to cease and desist!!
but no..the brave warrior..sans shield and weapons galore..
claims the strength of a phoenix..from the flames once again to soar..
rushing to the rescue..to claim his sacrificial bride..
in all fairness,my man..u need a swift kick to thy backside..
i know your love is true...i hear you, i truly do..
but how on earth are you my man..to fit into this ZOO???
please don't try..or i shall cry..and then my heart shall break 💔
oh very well,let time do its tell..
if not this bread.. i shall find..some cake!!!! (and keep my cephalos firmly on my neckos...while i'm at it..we do learn from the past..n'est-ce pas..chere marie???)

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

#46

why is it that the more yawn inducing the serial gets, the funnier u guys get?? 😆

tried to watch aaj ka hour long torture but.......... bah! too tired to put up with such c***p
she will end up marrying him tomorrow or next week after some more bad drama from the dilli hillbillies (god i think uve finally got an apt name for 'em) and then in true hindi serial fashion this farce will follow the storyline of movies like chalte chalte......... saathiya or sumthin like that.

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