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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#11

so..the christening..of the homecoming has finally happened..Devils 1, Undecided-0..High on Sighs! is now free to see mee!!! so he has scored..at least in my book!!! 😳
so..how this is how it has so far played out...
wimpeyface and devil...ess who can't even wear prada underwear..are back at chez sethis..
Mother constipated is truly elated...
and Pater Sethi..while happy 'bout the store..is sadly deflated..
miss undecided is now decidely morose..
and is going thru a phase tres lachrymose..😭
but now has time to be totally otiose..
since she has bid her amour adios.. (i give up!!) 😆

miss bunk with a hunk..ia awaiting her turn..while her clod on eggs may go thru heartburn(from all the eggs he eats ie.)..seriously..can anyone..anyone..get that thick..maybe its the cholesterol..clogging the middle cerebrals bilaterally..yaaaeeeeeee!!!!UGH!!!😡 😡

the sensible one..aka mili..is now the game changer, the catalyst..the decider of any equation..
along with....i have a sneeeky suspicion...Mr. Suitpants Uncool...who shall now do the knight in aluminium plated armour routine....

arre!! after all the real armour(and amour..hmmmmm!! 😳 ) belong to MAH MAN HIGH ON SIGHS!...toujours!!!

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#12

la divine's predix...
simi shall mope and stare at her ring...
manju is still celebrating her son's homecoming..
wimpey's wife is planning her next chess move..
pater is gonna try and get back into his groove..
nitu is planning her EZ pass wedding..
discounted eggs is as usual capering..

high on sighs!! is DevD minus the bottle..(hic!)
't will be a while b4 we see him full throttle!! 😕

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

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guru grundy ke aaj ke predictions..galat bhi ho sakte hain..😲 MAGAR...chances thode kum hain..aage padhiye..😊

high on sighs!! bhaag ke college pohoncha...wahan usne SEEMEE ko dekha..
woh to bilkull theek thi..par zara murjhaayi hui..😕
relief is followed by irritation..so...after all this procrastination..
this attempt (although not hers) of persuasion..just leads to exasperation..😡
devil..ess who can prolly never recognize the smell of prada..shall attempt to use her venom..
and between high on sighs! and the pater create a big chasm..
wimpeyface's brain has truly begun to shrink..so he won't even bother to ever think..
Ms.Ingenius shall begin to use her smarts..and deflect la devil...ess' posionous darts.. 😉
Manju Sethi is still on cloud 9, not realizing that she is being set up for strychnine..😕

and thusly shall the epi proceed, in some ways surprising..in some hackneyed!!

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

#14

oi guru grundy teri to baj gayee aaj ghantee

how does it feel to be out-predicted by a 12 yr old??😆 usne kaha tha pehle din "abhi" doosre din "simi" third day "sorry".Either ive given birth to a genius or i need to monitor their television watching much more closely 😆

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#15

guru grundy ka hai aaj day off..
to nahin honge today koi tip-offs.. 😕
karo tum sab log thoda sa wait...
post padhne ka yahi to hai bait... 😉
guru ko chintan karne ke liye do thoda sa while...
thoda to hone do expectations ko pile!!!
predictions karna hai not easy sa job..
warna koi bhi karta meri talent ko rob!!!😳

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#16

Hail the sun(not with shiners..) guru grundy is back with smart rhymers...😉
what ..oh ..what shall monday bring...love ki line dead...ya bajegi tring..tring!!
will my high on sighs!! be discomposed..to see one of his ex-flames..in this way..up close?? 😲
what bend shall miss candyfloss contribute...in the overflowing bucket of things to troubleshoot!! 😡
Here are my predix..for all to read...i hate boring..so i had them savvied..

Mater hubcap shall be fitted to the yoke..and shall the wrath of the Goddess invoke..
Ghor Kalyug..she shall proclaim..and thusly shall attempt to le Pater inflame..
Ms.Ingenius shall be status flux..que solutio..that is the crux..
Devil..ess shall smirk..and hubcap.the jerk..shall add to the heat..by going on in bleat..
oh ..the shame.. the dishonour..your conduct hath wrought..
the judgement of the world shall leave us distraught..
this googly ball... does high on sighs!! hopes maul???
yaar....plan kiya tha sixer..but hua almost bowled..
and so... he takes guard again( how sweeet!!)...for this battle to unfold...

and now..thought for the day...

does ms.undecided... support her pyaar ka trunnion..
for..to be or not to be..that is..the question!!!

I DO AMAZE MYSELF...THANK YE...THANK YE😳 😳

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

#17

wah wah ur on ur way to an alternate career

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#18

guruji is now in a state of contemplation..
and in the process of future visualization..
so wait for les predix..that i shall give to thee (abbe..thee ka plural kya hota hai...theese??)
and i shall dream toujours of mah man😍 ....ABHI
ha!ha!ha!

so what...even gurujis can have a life...sniff!!( did not snort here..Mme.one without cause!! 😉 )

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#19

guru grundy ka khula hai granth..
to predictions niklenge.ABHI..turant..
jab hue neural synapses activate ...to nikle visions kya..
aage aage dekhiye...hota hai kya..😉 😉

WimpeykiMaa ne kiya khoob protest..
to Abhi ne propose kiya ..ek cooking contest??? 😕
khaane mein dalegi khoob saari mirch..
aur la devil..ess nikalengi taane khoob tirch..(as in tirchi mirchi..kya man??)
neetu karengi tayyari to bhago with 2 murgi 12 ande..
without any parwah of KB samaj ke selective dande..
and that 12 ande ka omlet..is baithaoo..ing on 40 lakh rupees..
and shall whine to neetu..chalo jaldi bhago na pleaase!!!
warna Mr. Suitpants hamey bhej dega jail..
then to khatam hamare romance ka khel...

hamare pyaar mein madhosh aashiq le rahe hain imaginary phere..
and wahan 2 be saasujee shall continue with "safe" fainting ke daure..
objekshuns aayenge from dancing daadi galore..
and uske baad rona dhona aur bahut saara shor..
bichare Pater Sethi..lagate hain logic ke dauhaar
lekin biwi ke cortex mein hain grey cells sirf chaar..
2-hain bete ke pyaar mein occupied..
1 by societal conventions shanghaied..
to ab bacha ek- jo aata convenient behoshi ke kaam
after all..hysterical conversion hai is beemari ka naam!!

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Vancouverite

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Posted: 15 years ago

#20

Sick talent, Rani! Encore!

Seriously, how long did it take you to come up with that? I enjoy them so much. . .keep 'em coming! My weekend highlights!

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