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Posted: 15 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: femmedivine

i wonder how they shall dig themselves out of this new hole...i just want this to be an intelligent drama..and not going down this present path!




Too late for that now, old gal!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: Vancouverite




Too late for that now, old gal!



Me..!!! old!!! yesss!! i am sooo officially a cougar then... 😆 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: femmedivine



Me..!!! old!!! yesss!! i am sooo officially a cougar then... 😆 😆



Haha! You know what I meant!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: femmedivine

arre o abhinav..mat bano abhimanyu..
and get out post-haste from the sethi family chakravyuh..
there is no glory in solving this pathetic maze..
this love ka tower..is leaning dangerously..sideways..
it shall never rival the Taj..as a pyaar ka monument..
no Pisa either..so just make yourself absent..
iss poisonous pyaar ka antidote hai nahin koi bezoar..
so stop making yourself so weak and kamzor 😒
aankhen kholo..dekho yahan aur meri baat dhyaan se sun lena..
bhool jaao is non-appreciative ladki ko..
zara nazar idhar ghumao....and lookeee.. MAIN HOON NAA!!
😳 😉




sun ke teri yeh baatein mera hansi se hai bura haal
kya hum sub jaante nahin ki tu hai poori guru ghantaal??
bachke rehna abhi yeh phir se chal rahi hai ek chaal
sochti hai phansa legi makhdi bunke phir se apna ek jaal

tapke ho asmaan se to bach ke rehna yeh hai ek pedh khajoor
na sahi simi par tum na hojana itne bhi majboor
ki dekhne lago rani ki taraf aur rehna tum dipa se bhi door
bus phailati rehti hain yeh dono har taraf futoor (futoor = trouble)

bachke rehna inse abhi ki tum ho bade samajhdaar
jaante ho na ki main hi hun tumhari majhdhaar
chalo chalen hum tum chaand ke us paar
jahan kar na paayen tumhari yeh do bhainsen hum par vaar

😆


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Posted: 15 years ago
#35
Ho-hum!
Of these continuing wild ruminations I am intensly bored,
Yasu as a roiling raging stream he must necessarily ford, Awaiting him on distant shore with arms flung wide open Stand I, biding my time with a spirit nary a soul could dampen
Oh look! There he is, astride a creature bovine,
Why! 'Tis Rani fancying herself a femme divine,
Moomoomooooo she bellows with all her might,
As Abhi and I laugh at her so sorry a plight (man, she looks such a fright!)
Farewell! Farewell! He and I are off on our date,
The bhains and stream have served their purpose first-rate,
Off to your pen ruminant! Your grass and hay await,
You other - flow on to drain into that proximate strait
Ho-Hum!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: bewajah




<font color="#0000cc">sun ke teri yeh baatein mera hansi se hai bura haal
kya hum sub jaante nahin ki tu hai poori guru ghantaal??
bachke rehna abhi yeh phir se chal rahi hai ek chaal
sochti hai phansa legi makhdi bunke phir se apna ek jaal

tapke ho asmaan se to bach ke rehna yeh hai ek pedh khajoor
na sahi simi par tum na hojana itne bhi majboor
ki dekhne lago rani ki taraf aur rehna tum dipa se bhi door
bus phailati rehti hain yeh dono har taraf futoor (futoor = trouble)

bachke rehna inse abhi ki tum ho bade samajhdaar
jaante ho na ki main hi hun tumhari majhdhaar
chalo chalen hum tum chaand ke us paar
jahan kar na paayen tumhari yeh do bhainsen hum par vaar

😆


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oh one without reason..make up your mind.. ..do..
being simultaneous species creates to much of a hullaballoo...
i'm quite unsure of my role in your above stated chant..
am i supposed to issue a parlour invite..in a voice that goes ..MOOO..????

so now..a while later.. i am called a date palm..
from animate..to inanimate..all in one psalm..
aah your delusions..i do sincerely despair..
shall all come to naught....so you'd better start to prepare..
your back-up guy..your alternate plan..keep to him as much as you can..
Abhi ain't yours..shall nevvah be..coz..that gent is completely..mah MAN!!!!

..if i say yummmm!! here..would that be connotating...if so...uh..OH WELL!!!!! 🤬

So it shall be written..so it shall be done..in the best Yul Brynner as Rameses voice..ohh!! he was yumm too!!!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Ho-hum!

Of these continuing wild ruminations I am intensly bored,
Yasu as a roiling raging stream he must necessarily ford, Awaiting him on distant shore with arms flung wide open Stand I, biding my time with a spirit nary a soul could dampen
Oh look! There he is, astride a creature bovine,
Why! 'Tis Rani fancying herself a femme divine,
Moomoomooooo she bellows with all her might,
As Abhi and I laugh at her so sorry a plight (man, she looks such a fright!)
Farewell! Farewell! He and I are off on our date,
The bhains and stream have served their purpose first-rate,
Off to your pen ruminant! Your grass and hay await,
You other - flow on to drain into that proximate strait
Ho-Hum!




kaiku jhaadte tum inglees bolte mereku ho-hum
kardoongi main bhi shuroo hyderabadi to samajh aayingi tumku thoda sa kam
hum to phir bhi chala sakte kaam google se thoda zyada thoda kam
tum kya karinge jab giringe tumare sir pe dakhani ke yeh bum (hyd mein bomb is pronounced as bum, dakhani = hyderabadi dialect)

maan lo meri baat hawa mein udao nakko
kya faaida milinga tumko aise waise baatan karko??
Abhi Abhi chilla chilla ke bole to kya miljayinga une tumko??
khali peeli ki galla phaad ke doctor ka kharcha-ich badinga dekho tumko

rani aur tum kabhi ye sune nai kya
ke kuch to bhi bole to kya to bhi hojata kya
tum honge super nerd to usse humko kya
apan bhi bachpan se jaare zinda-dilaan-e-hyderabad ku..... tum aakhir samjhe kya??


(*zinda dilaan-e-hyderabad is a very popular comedy mushaira held in hyderabad every year where poets come from all over)

translate karoon?? 😆



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Posted: 15 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: bewajah



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kaiku jhaadte tum inglees bolte mereku ho-hum
kardoongi main bhi shuroo hyderabadi to samajh aayingi tumku thoda sa kam
hum to phir bhi chala sakte kaam google se thoda zyada thoda kam
tum kya karinge jab giringe tumare sir pe dakhani ke yeh bum (hyd mein bomb is pronounced as bum, dakhani = hyderabadi dialect)

maan lo meri baat hawa mein udao nakko
kya faaida milinga tumko aise waise baatan karko??
Abhi Abhi chilla chilla ke bole to kya miljayinga une tumko??
khali peeli ki galla phaad ke doctor ka kharcha-ich badinga dekho tumko

rani aur tum kabhi ye sune nai kya
ke kuch to bhi bole to kya to bhi hojata kya
tum honge super nerd to usse humko kya
apan bhi bachpan se jaare zinda-dilaan-e-hyderabad ku..... tum aakhir samjhe kya??


(*zinda dilaan-e-hyderabad is a very popular comedy mushaira held in hyderabad every year where poets come from all over)

translate karoon?? 😆



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[COLOR=brown]u r both mad..that abso clear to see..
can't sic either of you on my darling abhi!!
have 'smissed off all your shaayaris as absolutely bewakoof..
so begone..away..on your brooms ..and just vanish...poof!!!! 😎 [/COLOR]
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Posted: 15 years ago
#39
translate karoon??
Arri o lukdi, kaan khol kur sun!
Teri dhamkian hain bewajah, khamakhan, bilkul fizool,
Agle janam bhi Abhi nahin tera, kur le ye chup-chaap tu kabool,
Aur voh jo peet rahi hai dhindora hone ka Mrs. A. Taneja,
Pade ga jub mera ek thapadd, Linda Blair ki tarah ghoomega uska bheja!
Khajoor, kheer, halva, hyderabadi chahe ho biriyani,
Aage aage chul! Dekh! Peeche peeche tere aa rahi hai Rani,
Ja, ja dekhe hain maine huzaar kya, unginat khatarnaak bum,
Daraygi mujhe?! Khane paden ge joote 5000 se ek bhi na kum!
Dekh ri bhains! Ta(ne)j(a) Mahal ki ghaans ko hai teri behudd zaroorrat,
Abhi na maanta tere ko koi pari ya hoor khubsoorat,
Voh Shastri hai na tera? jupp uski din raat ab tu mala,
Teri kismut mein likhi hai sirf T. Mahal ki gowshaala!
Aaye na angrejji tujhe samajh, isme mera kya kasoor?
Kehti hoon phir se - TV dekhna chodiye, kitaben pudhiye o huzoor,
Zabanen mujhe aati hain paanch, karati hoon tujhe is baat ka mehsoos,
Translation hai aasaan, idhur, udhar, yahan, vahan, rehte hain mere jasoos!
so begone..away..on your brooms ..and just vanish...poof!!!! 😎
Aur too - chup kur ke bhaith!!! jub dekho - bukbukbukbuk!!! 😡
P.S. Linda Blair - back in the dark ages she played a girl posessed by the devil in a movie called 'The Exorcist'... at one point, Satan has his way with her by rotating her head 360 degrees for a good 5 minutes! 😃
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Posted: 15 years ago
#40
kaun Abhi yeh tera sagga hai (sagga = relative)
yun kaleje ko thaam leti hai
kitti deeda daleri dekho ma (deeda daleri = besharmi)
mere aadmi ka tu naam leti hai

minjhe joote phek ko maaringi (minjhe = mujhe in pukki hyderabadi)
minjhe taj mahal ki ghaans charayingi
aisi turbat teri banaoongi
lal mirchiyon ki bukni tujhe lagaoongi (lal mirchiyon ki bukni = red chilli pdr)
kitte jaate hain tu bhi jayingi (many have come and gone before you)
picche rani bhi tere aayingi

pehle bhainson ku ghar se nikaloongi
phir poore peeron ke haath jodoongi (will pray to all the saints)
ghar mein ghee ke diye jalaoongi
char nariyal manga ke phodoongi
tere (designer) joote pehen ke ghoomoongi
jalake kitabon ko roti sekoongi (will burn your books and cook roti on the fire)
mere dil mein thandak pad jayingi
sukki daali phoolon se bhar jayingi

teri adat hai bum se maarne ki
meri to bus hai baat maarne ki
abhi to hai hi mera ye likhayi hai kismat ki
kavi ko bhi reserve karli kyunki yeh baat hai variety ki


(with due apologies to suleiman khateeb, wish i cud recall the nazm accurately)

p.s. the shoe size is 7med 😆



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