Dummy's Guide to Khooni Times
*with killer instincts as blessed by Devi maa*
News Section
Deg F is a rich man with chauffeur. The jail superintendent allows in everyday for visits? Says.."mere beta khooni nahin hai"
*inner voice-father -son equations are so tough*
Dummy - Yeah...the cycle state hood has cut throat business.
Crime Section
The Yesaran's mole has found his way to the mountain*remember Atlas carried one*
Oh..we did guess.. him ...so right.
Kerim having the khooni weapon and saying "main khooni nahi hoon" is like eating a silk dairy milk with messy hands and denying it too!!
*inner voice - Hilal ..in an attempt to give us "Real taste of life*
Dummy ...sings...Kiss Me, Close your eyes and kiss me to her...___________
For Sanskaris its chocolate
For Besharmis its Engin.
Editorial Section
Maryem is distressed on that letter. Yes, she should have handed over to Kerim when his sensibilities has grown. But by then the rape incident changed their life?Did Maryem butcher DegF - Deg K equation? She did show khooni remorse.Hmmm
*inner voice - mere maa ...taare zameen par*
Dummy - Checks on her mummy, who is busy with Navratri!*not-so-rhyme*
Editorial Cartoon Section
A drunk Risat who is stressed at all ends, lashes out at Munir (his permanent punch bag).
A result is a "Looney Toon show".ROFL
Risat and Munir shout out..."main khooni nahin hoon". Who dunnit?
Dummy's pick: Calvin & hobbs or Dilbert
Photojournalism
Was a tough choice for the editor. To choose between Kerim's smile or Perihaans' eyes.
Jai Mata di...is the season's winner.
@Vidya0906 need your help to add that pic here.
Risat knocked out!
*inner voice - all out ..i have heard...but this one?*
Dummy - is this called saaf khoon maaf?
Dummy sings - Darling aankhon se aankhen chaar karne do .Roko na roko na mujhko pyaar karne do!! LMAO
Classifieds
FG..why did you have to advertise the trial date to Aasu? What if she changed her mind. Please let the lawyers do their job.
We all are waiting for KF coochie-coo scenes.
*inner voice - excitment, loveria*
Dummy - Kerim ka trial din on XXX date. Please enjoy this occasion with free goodies. Call 1800-Gul Muftagi for more details
*in a great hurry...since its 30 rupees spot*
Kerim calls FG from the jail officer's room.
Dummy Alert : Reminds of that 3 minute coin booth when the call got cut!*like a killer*
Kerim's letter was no less than a matrimonial classified.
It has all the good things except the "real" requirements like phoren degree, money and some honey.
@Shalu, Lannister, Pankh, Pahal...thanks for all the translation and real meanings.Very insightful.
Just wish like Abu-ben-Adham...
For Kerim ..."may his tribe increase"
Obituary Section
We loved him, but production house loved him lot more and offered him a lead role.Sigh
*inner voice - yeah...remember he told Erdo...lets meet in hell?*
Leman and Semsi love son's tomb more than when he was alive. ROFL
Dummy - sings It's tragedy. When the *morning* cries and you don't know why
Business Section
Yesaran's reading chapter 11, to file chapter 11. LOL
*inner voice- which text book?*
Dummy- moral science...what else?
Breaking news..
Yesaran's found an angel investor. Munir ( sees it as Ms.Asha) and Risat (sees it as Mr.Tiff) LOL
Sports section
H&M play chor police for a title.
When Musti being the chor runs to catch the police Asu...he says "Main khooni nahin hoon". LOL
*inner voice - dont they know the rules of the game*
Dummy - sings Gali gali chor hai!
Oh by now we know that Aasu's Confusion Quotient is high!!
Page 3 section
MQ with silly hunter instincts ...making an equilateral triangle when a she cant draw a line!!
*inner voice - oh use the chalk as killer line*
Dummy - When did that mosquito become a cockroach?HIT IT!!
Late edition news
Musti passing the slayer act to Yesarans.
Is he turning to be a psycho?*not that sex maniac anymore*
*inner voice - chor machaye shor?*
Dummy sings for Musti..Ghunghroo ki tarah..bajta hi raha hoon main Kabhi FG ki pag mein, kabhi Aasu ki pag mein,Bandhta hi raha hoon main
*lovely song*
Weather news aka Dummy Section
Overview
Right wing monsoon has been weak over the DT. Expect to be stronger in the coming weeks.
Posts occurred at isolated timings.
Forecast
More khooni downpour likely to occur at few places over next 48 hours.
*inner voice - why is this section dummy?*
Dummy - its easy...weather report is never read and never true at least in our country. The met department prediction is never accurate.!!
Let me give you a demo( like Rancho of 3 idiots) ... most Bollywood heroines thinking to be bright sunny day wear white..to be caught in a downpour. However viewer gets jhatkas and matkas..to be killed. :0
Edited by DefLeppard - 8 years ago