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Narrator:
If you thought the saas-bahu saga was over. If you thought the days of rona-dhona were finished…..and the lovey dubby fan fics of IF were over….YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT!!Pooja:
Did you hear about the video tape Sapna?!?Sapna:
You mean the one…where they do it on the boat, and then in the car, and then in the bathtub and he's like "oye chokdi..appun tujhse pyaar karta hai" and she's like "Hum kaha hai" and he's like "Appun aab tere andar jane wala hai" and she's like "Protection pehenke jana please…Pooja:
(interrupts) SAPNA!! Vo desi po*n tape nahi! Main us tape ki baat kar rahi hoon..you know…the one with all the scary images…aur us tape ko dekhneke baad..tera phone bajna shuru hota hai..aur ek ajeeb awaz kehta hai ke..Voice:
(phone line disturbs) Sev…ays….Pooja:
Kya?? Willy Mace?Voice:
…even….ayss..Pooja:
What?? Who's gay? Hello?Voice:
Can you…(line disturbs)…ear me now?Pooja:
Sort of…Voice:
Can you hear me now?Pooja:
Yes perfect!!Narrator:
If you thought all the bloody masked killers were done killing….you are wrong!!News Reporter:
Another killer is on the loose in the city of New York. Police have no idea what the killer looks like because they were all on crack last night…as for me..I do not give a damn for the victim because I am white and she's black.Ronit:
Pata hai Pooja..kaal raat ek masked killer ne Drew Hacker ko mardala!Pooja:
Kya?? She's dead?!?!?!Ronit:
Why? You knew her?Pooja:
NO!! Lekin I was planning to copy off from her English test jo aaj hum lene wale hain! Damn!! Now I will fail!Narrator:
T.K. FAN FICTIONS brings you…a new revamped…KOOKIIEZ.Customer:
Hi..I would like to take 6 chocolate chip cookies, 7 oreos, 4 doughnuts, and 9 coffees.Ronit:
I am sorry ma'm…but we ran out of chocolate chip cookies..would you like something to replace them?Customer:
(grabs Ronit's caller and pulls him towards her) Yes I would..I want something hot, fun, extra long….and ofcourse…some good white frosting…meaning YOU!!Ronit:
(giving a naughty smile) Hmmm….I see where this is going!!PROMO 2
Taff:
Welcome to our house people!! The YE MRI LIFE HAI FORUM!!Ms. Bholi Bhali:
OH GOD!! Yeh kya haal bana rakkha hai is ghar ka?? Tum sabh milke is gharko ek trash can bana diya hai!!Prettyguria:
Hey guys…yeh brownie try karo…I just made it!!Dashing Boy:
Hmmm….kaafi delicious hai yaar!!Desi_chick:
Kaise banayi tumne yeh brownie…These are just delicious!!Prettyguria:
Recepie kaafi simple hai…first..You take the cocoa poweder and mix it with the eggs and the oil…then I found some left overs in the garbage so I decided to add them too…phir I added some egg shells and some cat food…then I stired it all together put it in the oven and wallah..Brownir tayar!Manshaa:
Tune garbage se left over utthake yeh brownine banayi?!?!Prettyguria:
Haan kyun??Everyone:
(pukes on each other and gets up from the table)!!Narrator:
India Forum ke haar forum mein hamesha kuch na kuch hungama zaroor hotein hain…lekinm ek froum mein…hamesha mastiya, hungama, complaining, aur arguing and unwanted posts hamesha chalte rehte hain..aur vo forum hai..YE MERI LIFE HAI forum!!Ms. Bholi Bhali:
Hum yaha bouhaut jee liya…I thinki humein is forum ko aab bandh kardena chahiye!Taff:
NAHI!! IS FORUM MEIN….IS FORUM MEIN ABHI BHI BOUHAUT CONTESTS AUR AVTICITIES ANE WALE HAIN…SO WE CAN'T CLOSE IT!!Prettyguria:
Aur exactly vo saab kaab ane wale hain??Taff:
Bohaut jald!!Prettyguria:
You've been saying that for the last…lets see (takes out a list and starts counting) haan…you've been saying that for the last 125 weeks!! Aaj takh kuch nahi hua!Taff:
I am a man of my words okay!! I said na ke bohaut activities ane wale hain…that means ke vo ane wale hai!!QT143:
Yea…jaab vo ajayega na..then inform me…right now..I am going!!Narrator:
Is forum mein hamsha ek hi sawaal ka jawab hazar baar diya jaatein hai.Spammer:
Okay…guys..one question,,, HOW DID POOJA AND RONIT REUNITE?Taff:
GOD DAMN IT!! THIS IS THE 25TH TIME I AM ANSWERING THIS QUESTION THIS WEEK!!Narrator:
Is forum mein hamesha "original" stories aur fan fics pesh kya jate hain!Taff:
I am working on another original story…called "KASAUTII PYAR KAY"Ekta Kapoor:
You Son Of A B****!! TU MERA SHOW KA TITLE COPY KARKE AAPNE STORY KO DE RAHA HAI?!?!?! (hits him with baseball bat)Narrator:
T.K. FAN FICTIONS presents…a whole new revamped fan fic…KYAA FAMILY HAI!!
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