YHM Classroom 101: Drinking YHM Style
Hello everyone! Hope all of you are doing well and are enjoying the light breezy episodes, I finally got a chance to catch up with all my TV/movie watching and now I am finally caught up with YHM as well. By caught up I mean I started watching from April 15th onwards once all the kids stopped crying.
Anywho coming to yesterday's episode, puttar and missus were so cute and were total adorbs! Thank you to the YHM team and all the fabulous actors for enacting those scene with brilliance and creating magic on screen.
This is totally sarcastic and snarky topic on drinking YHM style, it is a JOKE and is meant to be taken lightly. Hope you all enjoy it, no offence meant to any actor, person, religion etc.
Puttar getting missus drunk is a good idea but getting the lightweight Madrasi Virgin Mary drunk without pacing herself is a bad idea.
#Fail
#Know the difference between Punjabi drinking vs Madrasi drinking
#Food before alcohol
#Expected better from a seasoned drunk like you
#Teach biwi to pace herself
#Forget Ruhi ke liye, always test tolerance before finding life partner
#Facepalm
-Punjabi drinking
-Madrasi lightweight drinking
Puttar I know you wanted missus to loosen up but control puttar control! One drink is all she would need to get happy' if you know what I mean.
#Fail again
#light weight = 1 drink
#Missus will always be Madrasi Virgin Mary
#Life of a celibate
Puttar being romantic is good and gifting non-gaudy jewelry is even better but putting it in a RED/DARK wine not visible to naked eye is a choking hazard.
#Fail yet again
#Bad puttar
#Don't you know missus is fat and will EAT everything
#You never learn
#Choking is no fun
Puttar I feel for you, I really do! But that's what you get for being over eager, unfortunately you have became a lesson of expectation vs reality.
Expectation from a drunk missus.
Unfortunate reality.
To avoid the following situation where missus is full on talli and you sulk in a corner.
Please do the following:
#Food before daru
#light weight = 1 drink
#No mixing jewelry and food
#Remember missus is fat for food
#White wine before red wine
#Good luck! You got this! May the Lord be with you!
#Keep the daru flowing
#Panjabiya de battery charge rhendi hai
PS: Alcoholism is a serious disease and no joking matter, if you know anyone suffering from this disease please encourage them to join Alcohol Anonymous. I hear AA is now active in India as well and is very effective.
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