YHM Classroom 101: Anniversary - Page 3

Originally posted by: Nichuss

I loved how Biwi said, 'Dekha didi ko upset kar diya' while referring to the belly dancer #Possessive biwi
so true... i loved that parts...

she was playing with him very nicely and he gave back tit for tat...

by taking the money benefit 😆


Loved how terrified puttar was of the belly dancer #Satvik for life #Puttar is too cute
Toshiji enjoy enjoy khelo #Punjabi for life #Knows the value of sexy time #Afterall she has 4 kids
Biwi you better make it up to puttar or I am gonna go bat shit crazy on your ass #Just kidding I love you too #Puttar deserves sexy time #Lose the Virgin Mary status

😃just wish she really make it for that...

she was too desparate to be with puttar alone... now going

to be with haddiss... this ladki bhhi naa... ek dhum unromantic hae

Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut

YHM Classroom 101: Anniversary

Warning: This is for pure fun; it is not intended to hurt any actor, character, any fangirls, any fanboys, any religion, any political party etc. Not that I think what I have to say is very funny but jokes tend to get misconstrued so better start with warning and be safe rather than sorry.

I cannot begin to tell you all how much I have enjoyed the past couple of episodes especially the scenes between Raman and Ishita. There were such brilliant and poignant episodes that I was on an emotional high and especially today's 3 minute scene left me emotionally vulnerable so get over the feels I am gonna use my snark and make a ridiculous post to uplift and change my mood. Before I proceed any further, I wanted to thank KP, DT and all the cast of YHM for their brilliant performances and the technical team of YHM for splendid execution.

Okay here we go, the do's and don'ts of an anniversary celebration in the world of YHM.

1) Do decorate your biwi's office with candles and flowers and start off your anniversary at the stroke of midnight. #Puttar win number 1. #Finally no coffee shop #When your home is a dharamshala office becomes the playboy mansion #naught puttar @underline so true!😆 desperation on Puttar's side is written all over😉..that is the perfect way to go...but then I remember your sentences about germs and clinic 🤢

2) Do take her to midnight chai #puttar win number 2. #Only possible in India #giving false hopes to Fangirls living abroad #wanna jump on puttar #Biwi is so lucky #1

3) Do not make false promises of a planning a surprise in the name of redecorating your husband's office. #LAME #You are fortifying your Madrasi Virgin Status #Biwi FAIL number 1 #Get it together Biwi lol that tickled me when I heard it...why would you have an interior designer visit you guys when you're supposedly out on your Romantic Anniversary dinner unless it was about getting something 'special' done to your bedroom😉

4) Do not send a belly dancer to your celibate husband on your anniversary. #Do you not remember his 10 minutes comment? #Puttar has been trying to control the urge #Do not test his patience #You are asking to be Madrasan Virgin Mary for the rest of your life #Biwi FAIL number 2.

this was kinda how Puttar was staring in his split second checking out moments 🤣

5) Lock the Goddamn door! Both for your bedroom and the hotel suite. #Jesus get it together #You guys never learn #You deserve the each other #You deserve celibacy #Biwi FAIL number 3 #Puttar FAIL number 1 Ah well maybe they like it in the 'open'☺️😆...remember hallway romance? have you seen Puutar pull Biwi ever on him like that since that day? Socho 😉 ( I think your grandma soul is looking for a place to hide now🤣)

6) Do not plan an anniversary surprise for your kids and then barge in to the said room in the pretext of giving them privacy. #Family FAIL number 1. #Even family knows there won't be any action going on #Sad life of Biwi and puttar #Retardedness runs in the family. #curiousMoms killed Puttar's "Mission End Celibacy"

Here is the future Bhalla child that may never be conceived #facepalming due to all the above factors.

7) Do not agree to go eat with your family leaving a perfectly nice empty suite. #Biwi FAIL number 4 #Biwi is fat #All she thinks about is food #Poor puttar wants to burn some calories while Biwi wants to eat #Facepalm #Biwi is sharmilee SP Bahu. So for her wanting sexy time with legally married hubby is non-satvik...chheee! Bhavna ko samjho 🤣

8) Finally listen to your saas and enjoy enjoy khelo #Khelne kudne ki umar hai #Don't have too many years as puttar already has back problems #Do it while you can #You have been warned or I will jump puttar #2 Puttar wants to play Horsey-jockey...and biwi promised she'd make it up 😉 when? till SP/EK god blesses them

• I loved how Biwi said, 'Dekha didi ko upset kar diya' while referring to the belly dancer #Possessive biwi poor Bellydancer from behenji to Didi...I bet it was kinda threatening for her self-confidence ..and so she left in a hurry leaving behind her coat and scarf...😉😆
  
• Loved how terrified puttar was of the belly dancer #Satvik for life #Puttar is too cute He/KP was taking peeks though🤣
  
• Toshiji enjoy enjoy khelo #Punjabi for life #Knows the value of sexy time #Afterall she has 4 kids
  
• Biwi you better make it up to puttar or I am gonna go bat shit crazy on your ass #Just kidding I love you too #Puttar deserves sexy time #Lose the Virgin Mary status Oh yes please! (No Pun intended😆)
  

In all seriousness I do not care for them doing it or not because their relatonship is all about supporting and being there for each other so as long as I get emotional scenes between puttar and Biwi, I am a happy camper. Also if I wanna watch people do it, I can watch HBO where every show has someone or the other naked and doing it. #Grandma status #I get uncomfortable watching people do it on screen #I am weird #Fangirls do not kill me #Satvik puttar deserves a grandma fangirl like me.

Originally posted by: sky-if

Hilarious! 🤣 Doc, your classes are the best!

Seeing the #fails biwi has, you should now hold a class for biwi on how to make it up to puttar 😆

Originally posted by: arunabhi

YOU ARE THE BEST PROF DOC !!! HOW CAN I MISS YOUR CLASSES 😳 WHEN THEY ARE THE BEST IN TOWN 👏👏👏..



#iloveputtar
#mineforever
#warstarts

Originally posted by: avni_19

Res!

Editedd..

Interestinggg Class!!! Way hilariousss!! 🤣

point 4, 6,7, 8 cracked me!🤣

These people have been committing the same mistakes everytime.. Not Cool huh! Kids are far better!😆😆😆 @Vidya : Generation Gap! Sahi hai dost!🤣

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

Interesting class as always!

Inn mummyon ko first class dena padega...silly mummies...khud surprise plan karte hai aur phir bigaad bhi dehte hai!

And dont dont dont barge into ur beta/damaadh and bahu/beti's bed room! very very very embarrassing...maana kuch nahi kar rahe teh phir bhi kuch toh sharam karo yaar! and teach that to the others in the family too...Leave Ruhi and Shravan out...they are intelligent than you ppl! Generation gap for sure! 🤣 Generation gap indeed! 😆 Rudi and Shravu are the cutest haddis of all, i wouldn't mind their interference. 😳 No hope for Bhalla family though.

Oh Toshi ji. aapke bahu ko bas bahaana chaahiye...itna romantic putthar and private time chodke aap sab ke saath dinner karne ki ziddh pe hai! Amma ji, samjhao ji apni beti ko! purinjatha purinjatha humse nahi usse poocho! 😆 Ishita is retarded, jab puttar kam kar raha hota hain toh romance karegi aur jab romance karne chahiye toh family ke saath time spend karegi.

And yes, I too dont want big C but thoda bohat teasing romance, hugs and kisses toh chaahiye hi...Anniversary hai, aur valentines eve bhi! itna toh bantha hai! hope thats shown before they join the toli! Vidya how I wish this comes true but the chances of this happening are less because they have to focus on Shagun drama.

I liked possessive biwi and horrified putthar...his dialog to the belly dancer was hilarious...apna dance ka dukaan bandh kar...dance ek kala hai! 😆😉 Puttar is so cute! 😳 He is so bhola bhala, I loved when the dancer said, 'apne pati ko kuck sikhao' 😆

I hope biwi fulfills her promise to make up for the lost time and missed chance... Not a chance because biwi is dimwit in Romance.

Adding some more lessons...dont plan big big surprises...chote mote hi khaafi hai!...

for example, biwi freshens up and comes for sleep, pull her in and shut the door close...hug her and give her a tight good night kiss and tonight u can give a anniversary or valentines waala hug and kiss bhi! That will be a big surprise to her and uninterrupted also..Hai main margawan! If anyone from the show is reading this...please take a cue. 😳

Do not book honeymoon suites hereafter...gadbad hi hone waala hai! just romance in ur bedroom and u dont have to wait for the next anniversary for that... but yes bolt the door. V. V. V. Important! 😉 Satyavachan!

biwi, samjho pati dev ke mann ki baat...bechaara kabse ishaare pe ishaare deh jaa raha hai! 🤣 Puttar ki wat lagi hai aur biwi khana khane main busy hai! Stoopid biwi! 😆

Originally posted by: luvabhiya9

oh its ur class...i am present teacher...puttar trying so much..hope as biwi said she wil make up to him..waiting for it..