YHM Classroom 101: Anniversary

YHM Classroom 101: Anniversary

Warning: This is for pure fun; it is not intended to hurt any actor, character, any fangirls, any fanboys, any religion, any political party etc. Not that I think what I have to say is very funny but jokes tend to get misconstrued so better start with warning and be safe rather than sorry.

I cannot begin to tell you all how much I have enjoyed the past couple of episodes especially the scenes between Raman and Ishita. There were such brilliant and poignant episodes that I was on an emotional high and especially today's 3 minute scene left me emotionally vulnerable so get over the feels I am gonna use my snark and make a ridiculous post to uplift and change my mood. Before I proceed any further, I wanted to thank KP, DT and all the cast of YHM for their brilliant performances and the technical team of YHM for splendid execution.

Okay here we go, the do's and don'ts of an anniversary celebration in the world of YHM.

1) Do decorate your biwi's office with candles and flowers and start off your anniversary at the stroke of midnight. #Puttar win number 1. #Finally no coffee shop #When your home is a dharamshala office becomes the playboy mansion #naught puttar

2) Do take her to midnight chai #puttar win number 2. #Only possible in India #giving false hopes to Fangirls living abroad #wanna jump on puttar #Biwi is so lucky

3) Do not make false promises of a planning a surprise in the name of redecorating your husband's office. #LAME #You are fortifying your Madrasi Virgin Status #Biwi FAIL number 1 #Get it together Biwi

4) Do not send a belly dancer to your celibate husband on your anniversary. #Do you not remember his 10 minutes comment? #Puttar has been trying to control the urge #Do not test his patience #You are asking to be Madrasan Virgin Mary for the rest of your life #Biwi FAIL number 2.

5) Lock the Goddamn door! Both for your bedroom and the hotel suite. #Jesus get it together #You guys never learn #You deserve the each other #You deserve celibacy #Biwi FAIL number 3 #Puttar FAIL number 1

6) Do not plan an anniversary surprise for your kids and then barge in to the said room in the pretext of giving them privacy. #Family FAIL number 1. #Even family knows there won't be any action going on #Sad life of Biwi and puttar #Retardedness runs in the family.

Here is the future Bhalla child that may never be conceived #facepalming due to all the above factors.

7) Do not agree to go eat with your family leaving a perfectly nice empty suite. #Biwi FAIL number 4 #Biwi is fat #All she thinks about is food #Poor puttar wants to burn some calories while Biwi wants to eat #Facepalm

8) Finally listen to your saas and enjoy enjoy khelo #Khelne kudne ki umar hai #Don't have too many years as puttar already has back problems #Do it while you can #You have been warned or I will jump puttar

• I loved how Biwi said, 'Dekha didi ko upset kar diya' while referring to the belly dancer #Possessive biwi
• Loved how terrified puttar was of the belly dancer #Satvik for life #Puttar is too cute
• Toshiji enjoy enjoy khelo #Punjabi for life #Knows the value of sexy time #Afterall she has 4 kids
• Biwi you better make it up to puttar or I am gonna go bat shit crazy on your ass #Just kidding I love you too #Puttar deserves sexy time #Lose the Virgin Mary status

In all seriousness I do not care for them doing it or not because their relatonship is all about supporting and being there for each other so as long as I get emotional scenes between puttar and Biwi, I am a happy camper. Also if I wanna watch people do it, I can watch HBO where every show has someone or the other naked and doing it. #Grandma status #I get uncomfortable watching people do it on screen #I am weird #Fangirls do not kill me #Satvik puttar deserves a grandma fangirl like me.