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rutu83

@rutu83

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#11

lol the infamous 10 mins- puttar is not going live that one down 🤣

i LOVED the chai date! i can't believe that after that ishra just went home and slept on the same bed without doing anything. not even a kiss? sheesh if he were my hubby, i'd kiss puttar for less ;)

bhalla family is the most well-intention haddis ever. why would you barge into your son/daughter's honeymoon suite? the embarrassing possibilities

lock the freaking door! i'm about to send puttar and biwi "do not disturb" door sign. maybe that'd clue them in on the whole concept?

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Veeann

@Veeann

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Res 😆 😆

Edited.

Some more unique and ... err ... uniquely apt life lessons from Prof Doc. You should bottle up your common sense and market it Doc, you'd make a fortune. My vishesh tippani ( I don't think that means what I need it to mean, but hell, I like to say it) in bold.

1) Do decorate your biwi's office with candles and flowers and start off your anniversary at the stroke of midnight. #Puttar win number 1. #Finally no coffee shop #When your home is a dharamshala office becomes the playboy mansion #naught puttar

That was a master stroke Puttar. You had her there. Did you see the gushy mushy look on her face? Did you feel the way she melted in your arms? But damn it Puttar, you failed to seize the advantage!! You shouldn't have just gone Oi Hoi Hoi when she smooched those thorny roses, you should have offered yourself, thorns and all ( no gutter thoughts ladies) to her, seized her in your manly arms and devoured her dewy lips with your glistening ... gasp, wait till I get my inhaler ( ok, asthma attack over) what I wanted to say was, you should have crushed her lips to yours and... Na, I can't complete this thought. I just imagine myself in place of biwi and then 😳 😳. Anyway, you get the drift, right Puttar

#PuttarTurnsMeOn

#NoteToSelf BuyMoreInhalers WhenPuttarShaves

2) Do take her to midnight chai #puttar win number 2. #Only possible in India #giving false hopes to Fangirls living abroad #wanna jump on puttar #Biwi is so lucky

I must make a tinny winny note of displeasure known here Puttar. I am going to go all environmental activist on you, but this is the thing- you threw away the chai cup. That's right, you LITTERED. That is BAD. Use a rubbish bin. Recycle. I do not know what material roadside chai cups are made of, and it did not look like plastic to me, but whatever it was Puttar, you were naughty.

#ThatsAFailFromVee

#PuttarNot Environmentally Conscious

#GreenBeforeLowe

3) Do not make false promises of a planning a surprise in the name of redecorating your husband's office. #LAME #You are fortifying your Madrasi Virgin Status #Biwi FAIL number 1 #Get it together Biwi

I completely agree here Biwi. Such a hotness ki dukan for a hubby and that is your surprise??? Liar Biwi.

#PuttarCaughtYourLie

#PuttarIsSmart

#LearnToLie

#CallMeImALiar Oops Lawyer I"llTeachYou

4) Do not send a belly dancer to your celibate husband on your anniversary. #Do you not remember his 10 minutes comment? #Puttar has been trying to control the urge #Do not test his patience #You are asking to be Madrasan Virgin Mary for the rest of your life #Biwi FAIL number 2.

Agreed. Next time, don't send sexy belly dancer. Send me instead. I am not sexy and I will not threaten Puttars celibacy ( he he and if you believe that, would you lime to buy the Sydney Harbour Bridge?)

#CallMe IfPuttarIsLonely

#I"llBePuttarsFriend

#DontCall Doc or Anu or Aru or Becky or Krishy or Vidya or Paru or Gan

5) Lock the Goddamn door! Both for your bedroom and the hotel suite. #Jesus get it together #You guys never learn #You deserve the each other #You deserve celibacy #Biwi FAIL number 3 #Puttar FAIL number 1

Listen to Doc. Doors are made for locking. But hey Puttar, you just wanted to go home and do the project you didn't know you had to do until the next days episode right? The one that's so important your job is now at risk.

#ReallyCVs????

6) Do not plan an anniversary surprise for your kids and then barge in to the said room in the pretext of giving them privacy. #Family FAIL number 1. #Even family knows there won't be any action going on #Sad life of Biwi and puttar #Retardedness runs in the family.

No comments for family. Truckload of haddis.

7) Do not agree to go eat with your family leaving a perfectly nice empty suite. #Biwi FAIL number 4 #Biwi is fat #All she thinks about is food #Poor puttar wants to burn some calories while Biwi wants to eat #Facepalm

Hey Puttar, if you really wanted to burn some calories, why didn't you book a suite yourself, at some far away resort where your family can't reach you? That's the only way you will ever get any action.

#PuttarComeToFiji

#NoBodyWillFind YouHere

#TheresThe AddedBonusOf Vee 😆

8) Finally listen to your saas and enjoy enjoy khelo #Khelne kudne ki umar hai #Don't have too many years as puttar already has back problems #Do it while you can #You have been warned or I will jump puttar

#KindlyJoinTheQueue Doc

#ILeadTheQueue

#IHaveBalmforBadBacks

Doc, your snark is in amazing form. This was so funny and so damn true!!! I made the mistake of reading it at work and had to muffle my giggles with fake coughs. Please do keep giving Puttar and biwi more classes. Have you done a class for Shagun? Would love to see your gyan to her 😆

Edited by Veeann - 10 years ago

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Anu

@RomComFan

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

Doooc!

Oh how i love your lessons... this is the only thing that makes me miss school... almost.. kind of...it's okay, I'll just enjoy your lessons, it's like an online university... the best kind- coz I don't have to take public transit or get at @ the early morning hours to get to these lessons... maybe if my actual classes had been this fun I'd have pursued it further!😉

Wait is there n exam at the end all these lessons? 😕

Do we get a diploma? Maybe I should've asked this before hand...😆

Anyway, looove these lessons- hope RKB starts taking notes, seems they both really need the lessons . Loved all the GIFs- the one from 'lady & the tramp' is an all-time classic.😊

PS: Despite how it might seem at times *ahem*, I totally agree on your last point about enjoying the journey rather then the destination- so looking forward to more cuteness, sweetness and flirtiness as they continue to support eachother and build on the core of their relationship.😃

Give me more of this and I will be a happy girl...

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Eyes-Wide-Shut

@Eyes-Wide-Shut

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Sorry ladies I fell asleep on my study table and now my neck hurts 😕 so I am gonna call it a night and move myself to my bedroom. See you all in a few hours :)

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Neha

@SurrealFantasy

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Res.

And I shall edit this one.

Kapish.

P.S. Still don't have my laptop back 😭

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victo

@victo

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

#16

Interesting gifs and theory of do's and don'ts

Puttar always scores fullmark in his subject but Puttar's biwi usually failed in her subject romance

Puttar's biwi have to go long way to understand the Puttar's intentions. Till that time biwi will continue in doings which are not to be done.

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-K.13-

@-K.13-

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut

3) Do not make false promises of a planning a surprise in the name of redecorating your husband's office. #LAME #You are fortifying your Madrasi Virgin Status #Biwi FAIL number 1 #Get it together Biwi

4) Do not send a belly dancer to your celibate husband on your anniversary. #Do you not remember his 10 minutes comment? #Puttar has been trying to control the urge #Do not test his patience #You are asking to be Madrasan Virgin Mary for the rest of your life #Biwi FAIL number 2.

7) Do not agree to go eat with your family leaving a perfectly nice empty suite. #Biwi FAIL number 4 #Biwi is fat #All she thinks about is food #Poor puttar wants to burn some calories while Biwi wants to eat #Facepalm I can't stop laughing at this! 😆

8) Finally listen to your saas and enjoy enjoy khelo #Khelne kudne ki umar hai #Don't have too many years as puttar already has back problems #Do it while you can #You have been warned or I will jump puttar You will jump Puttar first as president of his fan club, but we other officers & members will follow suit! #Jump Puttar

In all seriousness I do not care for them doing it or not because their relatonship is all about supporting and being there for each other so as long as I get emotional scenes between puttar and Biwi, I am a happy camper. Also if I wanna watch people do it, I can watch HBO where every show has someone or the other naked and doing it. #Grandma status #I get uncomfortable watching people do it on screen #I am weird #Fangirls do not kill me #Satvik puttar deserves a grandma fangirl like me. If you are the #Grandma fangirl for #Satvik Puttar...Can I be the #Semi-Grandma, #Semi-Gutter fangirl for #Flirty Puttar? 😳
But really - I agree about watching people do it on screen! I'm all about that tasteful innuendo life! haha 😆

Above are my favorites + some comments.

Professor Doc, "Jahapahan Tussi Great Ho,Tohfa Kabool Karo":

To play on Star Plus's nayi Valentine's Day Soch - #iThankYou for making me giggle! 😆

Edited by krishy13 - 10 years ago

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.TIA.

@.TIA.

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#18

PRESENT TEACHER 😛😛 Awsome post Doc😳

Puttar n Biwi need a lot of lessons.😕 It's really time for sum action now,no I don't want the big C but thoda masti, kissy wissy to chahiye abhi😳😳

AGREEE AGREE AGREE...CAN SUMONE PLZZ GO N TELL THEM THIS

Here is the future Bhalla child that may never be conceived #facepalming due to all the above factors.

Family sends them n then very nicely goes to disturb them😡 Buddha buddhi don't know how to lock their doors n family doesn't even know how to knock😡 Puttar n Biwi it's become a sad life says Doc..do something soon😭 😆 😆

This one I just can't stop lmao at 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

#Puttar IsMineToo 😳 #ILovePuttar if biwi does not do something soon Puttar is gone coz there is a war about to start here on who gets Puttar🤣

Edited by Tiadas03 - 10 years ago

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ANU

@banksii

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

#19

PRESENT TEACHER...

HILARIOUS POST DOC...🤣🤣. PUTTER STARTED SCORING IN UR SUBJECT AFTER REGULARLY ATTENDING UR CLASSES. NOW ITS TIME FOR MISSUS TO ATTEND UR CLASSES TO REACH PUTTER'S LEVEL...FELT REALLY BAD FOR PUTTER😆😆

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Sunita

@avni_19

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut
Sorry ladies I fell asleep on my study table and now my neck hurts 😕 so I am gonna call it a night and move myself to my bedroom. See you all in a few hours :)

Awww takecareee dear!