Pin wale Kos-pints - Page 2

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Apologies to all those whose PM's are pending to be read. I was on a hiatus from IF (once a week one glance at the forum wala hiatus 😲) courtesy a release deadline am working on, crazy clients who can't make up their minds about anything and 14 hour work schedules daily 😡.

Just watched the episode. Aaj toh post banti hai boss 😆

kitne din intezaar karwaaya Paru...but koyi nahi...intezaar ka phal meeta hota hai and u proved it once again with this khatta meeta kospints...cant stop laughing! 🤣

This one is for all the lovelies on Ganu's thread, my awesome G gang & Oju. Missed you guys so much. Yougaiz make me come back no matter what.


Disclaimer ... coz I just love them now: This is not a Ishita, Raman, Ruhi, Mutthu, society watchman, etc bashing post. It is meant for only and only humor, sarcasm, snark & loads of fun wali spamming. Hell if anything, we find both Ishita & Raman equally stupid. One more so than the other depending on the situation. Anyways.

Kal maine ek quote likha tha...wahi yahaan bhi likhti hoom...I am so clever that sometimes i dont understand what i say or write! 😆
thats my disclaimer darling

Detour for a special request by the G gang coz I just can't refuse them.

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

Aristotle

thanks for considering our request...V must be happy now...but one kostin, Aristotle ne yeh kab kaha? kahaan kaha? kaise kaha? 🤣


Back to the Kos-pints.


Firstly ... YAY!!! Bala's mum is here. A negative character who does more than a roll-an-eye per minute and does not posess an equally inanimate son.
Now can she just do something which makes Puttar go "Jissay aap baat kar rahi hain, woh meri biwi hai"
Oh and Puttar even managed to shave after all that awesomeness a year ago. Might we hold some hope for a "repeat telecast" 😳


waaah kya din teh? aur tumne yaad dilaa diya...Yes we demand a repeat telecast and we wouldnt mind a shower scene...aur ab iss present mood mein agar putthar aur biwi shower ke neeche jaayenge toh kuch bhi ho sakta hai! ohhh I forgot, sanskari slot wont allow that, will it?

One vamp to another:

MIL wali Vamp: You?? Here??
Sautan wali Vamp: Yes. Me here.
MIL wali Vamp: Lolz, I was just pretending to be surprised.
Sautan wali Vamp: Lolz. I am just pretending to be sad & docile too.
MIL wali Vamp: Heard you managed to invade the enemy territory.
Sautan wali Vamp: Damn easy it was. Forced them to watch a play enacted by "Ghar ka chirag". Cowards surrendered within the first 40 seconds.
MIL wali Vamp: Err, but I don't see him around. Then why are you here?
Sautan wali Vamp: You have lots to learn lady. It pays to be palsy-walsy with the Kueen of Soapland.
Meanwhile the K-errorized Jesters (aka CV's) go ... the farthest we could move her away without "The Sun" shining was next door. Next act - Gutter spill to pull the audience (who's baying for our blood).
On a serious note, how does MIL waali vamp get all this inside news? I am sure that Bhalla family secrets and scandals dont get printed in any newspaper in Chennai...so who is the blacksheep who acts as a spy? well sochne waali baat toh hai! 😉😆

Romi is a stuttering mess. Gareeb peon ki beti has disappeared. So have his swimmers. But the stud that he is, he needs to get a bun in someone's oven every 6 months.
Nahi toh everyone would come kostining, "Dude, is everything ok down there. No new kaand in the making?".
Thus the hurry-worry to go back to being a "Contributor".
My kostin though is completely different. I know idiotism is the deal of the day, but Romi puttar, do you plan on getting operated too within the coffee shop or hotel room? Clinic nahi jaogay?

Dont you think all of a sudden Romi is all enthusiastic to get his powers to produce a GKC? hold on beta, ek se hi hum tangh aa chuke hai and we arent dying for another one and that too a Kaant King Romi Bhalla' product!

And about the clinic, I was thinking about the same. Didnt Romi for once think about the clinic and that the payment must be done there...ridiculous...As Ishu puts it, Bhakwaas...Kuch bhi!

We wouldnt mind Ramu Bhalla and Biwi's GKC though...just that we need to know beforehand about how and whats in the pipeline! 😆

DumbMi's solo arrival was like a death knell sounded for the entire clan. Kyun??? She was here a few days ago too. Or were they sad that her drunken Dumb-half (albeit a cute one) didn't make it for a special BIL to BIL milan?

I think its the latter one...we do miss Ass oak once in a while, right? 😉

Waise in a logical sense, inviting MIhika was like pouring oil into Apshagun's aag for badhla...If only they knew what she is upto!

Puttar was all into egging his "puttar" out of a self imposed sanyaas. Now that the "vansh" is in danger n all.
He finally started "talking" about doing and undoing the ...wait for it...safety pin on Biwi's saree. Ab issay kehte hain progress 👏👏
I have high hopes that at least one of the Bhalla boys is gonna come through in the "distant" future.

Putthar was desperate and wanted more and more...itna explicitly bathaaya ke hum bhi paani paani hogaye!

Putthar biwi ko chodo matth...khas ke pakado...iss baar pleats pin kiya...next time do the opposite...samjhe? 😉
Repeat actions on the loop putthar...just do it!

Coz learning is important !!!

YHM CV's try their best to let us know they once possessed "normal logical minds". FTW, they even went to school.

Medical Fact 1:

If you let "it" sleep for too long, it goes into a coma.
And takes your tongue along too so one can't utter the three coveted words to biwi "Close the door baby!!!" (Ok, that's four. But imagine Puttar uttering that in a low husky drawl ☺️. Now do you care?)

Yes baby...why dont they close the door and start the romance? 😉

putthar, remember to say that before you repeat the loop in reverse order...😆😉

Medical Fact 2:

A low supply of down there (swimmer cells) is directly proportional to a low supply up there (brain cells). Similarly, a blow up there leads to a slow down there too.

Economic Theory of the Day:

If the supply of a product (specifically the raw material) decreases while the demand (for the finished product - a baby) increases, a "shortage" occurs. It also leads to a rise in the price (5 lakhs plus Bhai ki pitaayi) in the market.

Hell, who says desi soaps aren't educational !!!

They try hard to prove that they are smart and not dumb like they think we fans are...

Symbolism(s) of the Day:

Gutter Symbolism:
Puttar pricks and Biwi sucks !!!

G mode on high alert and I hadnt thought about that angle till G mentioned it on her thread. Biwi will have a tough time for sure!

Desi sabun Symbolism:
Puttar's right hand's second finger decoded to Wacko baccha will end up in a near accident (of prickly nature). Ishita will push him out of harm's way and faint away on the track ...oops road 😛.
Little Wacko will be touched (no, not only on the head), lose his moron-ism and what do you know, even gain a few expressions.

Hmmm ... on second thoughts, I see a much higher possibility for gutter symbolism coming true.

😆

Breather of the Day:
- Only one self obsessed mono-expressionism wala character on screen. Wacko kid is sent away to a "CV's don't know what to do with him" camp.

- Shag's was asked to hand over the "Vamp of the Day" honor to Bala's mum. Thank God *phew*.

Yeah a huge relief but not for long cos he is back...and this time for a longer torture as the promo suggests. Its all going to be Adi and Ishita ka rishta! 🤔

Na jaane kab putthar aur biwi ke rishte pe focus karenge...and that too exclusively without crap in between!

Kostin of the Day:
If it takes 1 farmer 8 days to grow a plant, how many days would it take for 2 Bhalla's to do the same?
(See solution below)

Ans: None. Coz one can't "sow" while the other can't "grow".

I like that answer! one kostin though...Is there anything to do with the soil? 🤣 Kuch fertilizer dhaale toh?

Pic and Pint of the Day:
Romi is so upset with the "taking away of his mardaangi" by CV's, he decided to wear a belt on his collar as a sign of protest.
Pleej to be careful CV's, this one's gonna revolt.

Symbolism...Uss ka neeche ka action khatam toh belt ko uphar dhaal diya...ab neeche surgery karke teek karega...usske baadh brain transplant hoga to bring back the misplaced brain!

PS - Font has gone super crazy on me 😕. And looks like am gonna post this too late