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Apologies to all those whose PM's are pending to be read. I was on a hiatus from IF (once a week one glance at the forum wala hiatus 😲) courtesy a release deadline am working on, crazy clients who can't make up their minds about anything and 14 hour work schedules daily 😡.
Just watched the episode. Aaj toh post banti hai boss 😆
This one is for all the lovelies on Ganu's thread, my awesome G gang & Oju. Missed you guys so much. Yougaiz make me come back no matter what.
Disclaimer ... coz I just love them now: This is not a Ishita, Raman, Ruhi, Mutthu, society watchman, etc bashing post. It is meant for only and only humor, sarcasm, snark & loads of fun wali spamming. Hell if anything, we find both Ishita & Raman equally stupid. One more so than the other depending on the situation. Anyways.
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
PS - Font has gone super crazy on me 😕. And looks like am gonna post this too late
Just watched the episode. Aaj toh post banti hai boss 😆
This one is for all the lovelies on Ganu's thread, my awesome G gang & Oju. Missed you guys so much. Yougaiz make me come back no matter what.
Disclaimer ... coz I just love them now: This is not a Ishita, Raman, Ruhi, Mutthu, society watchman, etc bashing post. It is meant for only and only humor, sarcasm, snark & loads of fun wali spamming. Hell if anything, we find both Ishita & Raman equally stupid. One more so than the other depending on the situation. Anyways.
Detour for a special request by the G gang coz I just can't refuse them.
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
Aristotle
Back to the Kos-pints.
Firstly ... YAY!!! Bala's mum is here. A negative character who does more than a roll-an-eye per minute and does not posess an equally inanimate son.
Now can she just do something which makes Puttar go "Jissay aap baat kar rahi hain, woh meri biwi hai"
Oh and Puttar even managed to shave after all that awesomeness a year ago. Might we hold some hope for a "repeat telecast" 😳
One vamp to another:
MIL wali Vamp: You?? Here??
Sautan wali Vamp: Yes. Me here.
MIL wali Vamp: Lolz, I was just pretending to be surprised.
Sautan wali Vamp: Lolz. I am just pretending to be sad & docile too.
MIL wali Vamp: Heard you managed to invade the enemy territory.
Sautan wali Vamp: Damn easy it was. Forced them to watch a play enacted by "Ghar ka chirag". Cowards surrendered within the first 40 seconds.
MIL wali Vamp: Err, but I don't see him around. Then why are you here?
Sautan wali Vamp: You have lots to learn lady. It pays to be palsy-walsy with the Kueen of Soapland.
Meanwhile the K-errorized Jesters (aka CV's) go ... the farthest we could move her away without "The Sun" shining was next door. Next act - Gutter spill to pull the audience (who's baying for our blood).
Romi is a stuttering mess. Gareeb peon ki beti has disappeared. So have his swimmers. But the stud that he is, he needs to get a bun in someone's oven every 6 months.
Nahi toh everyone would come kostining, "Dude, is everything ok down there. No new kaand in the making?".
Thus the hurry-worry to go back to being a "Contributor".
My kostin though is completely different. I know idiotism is the deal of the day, but Romi puttar, do you plan on getting operated too within the coffee shop or hotel room? Clinic nahi jaogay?
DumbMi's solo arrival was like a death knell sounded for the entire clan. Kyun??? She was here a few days ago too. Or were they sad that her drunken Dumb-half (albeit a cute one) didn't make it for a special BIL to BIL milan?
Puttar was all into egging his "puttar" out of a self imposed sanyaas. Now that the "vansh" is in danger n all.
He finally started "talking" about doing and undoing the ...wait for it...safety pin on Biwi's saree. Ab issay kehte hain progress 👏👏
I have high hopes that at least one of the Bhalla boys is gonna come through in the "distant" future.
Coz learning is important !!!
YHM CV's try their best to let us know they once possessed "normal logical minds". FTW, they even went to school.
Medical Fact 1:
If you let "it" sleep for too long, it goes into a coma.
And takes your tongue along too so one can't utter the three coveted words to biwi "Close the door baby!!!" (Ok, that's four. But imagine Puttar uttering that in a low husky drawl ☺️. Now do you care?)
Medical Fact 2:
A low supply of "down there" (swimmer cells) is directly proportional to a low supply "up there" (brain cells). Similarly, a "blow" up there leads to a "slow" down there too.
Economic Theory of the Day:
If the supply of a product (specifically the raw material) decreases while the demand (for the finished product - a baby) increases, a "shortage" occurs. It also leads to a rise in price (5 lakhs plus Bhai ki pitaayi) within the market.
Hell, who says desi soaps aren't educational !!!
Symbolism(s) of the Day:
Gutter Symbolism:
Puttar pricks and Biwi sucks !!!
Desi sabun Symbolism:
Puttar's right hand's second finger decoded to Wacko baccha will end up in a near accident (of prickly nature). Ishita will push him out of harm's way and faint away on the track ...oops road 😛.
Little Wacko will be touched (no, not only on the head), lose his moron-ism and what do you know, even gain a few expressions.
Hmmm ... on second thoughts, I see a much higher possibility for gutter symbolism coming true.
Breather of the Day:
- Only one self obsessed mono-expressionism wala character on screen. Wacko kid is sent away to a "CV's don't know what to do with him" camp.
- Shag's was asked to hand over the "Vamp of the Day" honor to Bala's mum. Thank God *phew*.
Kostin of the Day:
If it takes 1 farmer 8 days to grow a plant, how many days would it take for 2 Bhalla's to do the same?
(See solution below)
Ans: None. Coz one can't "sow" while the other can't "grow".
Pic and Pint of the Day:
Romi is so upset with the "taking away of his mardaangi" by CV's, he decided to wear a belt on his collar as a sign of protest.
Pleej to be careful CV's, this one's gonna revolt.
Back to the Kos-pints.
Firstly ... YAY!!! Bala's mum is here. A negative character who does more than a roll-an-eye per minute and does not posess an equally inanimate son.
Now can she just do something which makes Puttar go "Jissay aap baat kar rahi hain, woh meri biwi hai"
Oh and Puttar even managed to shave after all that awesomeness a year ago. Might we hold some hope for a "repeat telecast" 😳
One vamp to another:
MIL wali Vamp: You?? Here??
Sautan wali Vamp: Yes. Me here.
MIL wali Vamp: Lolz, I was just pretending to be surprised.
Sautan wali Vamp: Lolz. I am just pretending to be sad & docile too.
MIL wali Vamp: Heard you managed to invade the enemy territory.
Sautan wali Vamp: Damn easy it was. Forced them to watch a play enacted by "Ghar ka chirag". Cowards surrendered within the first 40 seconds.
MIL wali Vamp: Err, but I don't see him around. Then why are you here?
Sautan wali Vamp: You have lots to learn lady. It pays to be palsy-walsy with the Kueen of Soapland.
Meanwhile the K-errorized Jesters (aka CV's) go ... the farthest we could move her away without "The Sun" shining was next door. Next act - Gutter spill to pull the audience (who's baying for our blood).
Romi is a stuttering mess. Gareeb peon ki beti has disappeared. So have his swimmers. But the stud that he is, he needs to get a bun in someone's oven every 6 months.
Nahi toh everyone would come kostining, "Dude, is everything ok down there. No new kaand in the making?".
Thus the hurry-worry to go back to being a "Contributor".
My kostin though is completely different. I know idiotism is the deal of the day, but Romi puttar, do you plan on getting operated too within the coffee shop or hotel room? Clinic nahi jaogay?
DumbMi's solo arrival was like a death knell sounded for the entire clan. Kyun??? She was here a few days ago too. Or were they sad that her drunken Dumb-half (albeit a cute one) didn't make it for a special BIL to BIL milan?
Puttar was all into egging his "puttar" out of a self imposed sanyaas. Now that the "vansh" is in danger n all.
He finally started "talking" about doing and undoing the ...wait for it...safety pin on Biwi's saree. Ab issay kehte hain progress 👏👏
I have high hopes that at least one of the Bhalla boys is gonna come through in the "distant" future.
Coz learning is important !!!
YHM CV's try their best to let us know they once possessed "normal logical minds". FTW, they even went to school.
Medical Fact 1:
If you let "it" sleep for too long, it goes into a coma.
And takes your tongue along too so one can't utter the three coveted words to biwi "Close the door baby!!!" (Ok, that's four. But imagine Puttar uttering that in a low husky drawl ☺️. Now do you care?)
Medical Fact 2:
A low supply of "down there" (swimmer cells) is directly proportional to a low supply "up there" (brain cells). Similarly, a "blow" up there leads to a "slow" down there too.
Economic Theory of the Day:
If the supply of a product (specifically the raw material) decreases while the demand (for the finished product - a baby) increases, a "shortage" occurs. It also leads to a rise in price (5 lakhs plus Bhai ki pitaayi) within the market.
Hell, who says desi soaps aren't educational !!!
Symbolism(s) of the Day:
Gutter Symbolism:
Puttar pricks and Biwi sucks !!!
Desi sabun Symbolism:
Puttar's right hand's second finger decoded to Wacko baccha will end up in a near accident (of prickly nature). Ishita will push him out of harm's way and faint away on the track ...oops road 😛.
Little Wacko will be touched (no, not only on the head), lose his moron-ism and what do you know, even gain a few expressions.
Hmmm ... on second thoughts, I see a much higher possibility for gutter symbolism coming true.
Breather of the Day:
- Only one self obsessed mono-expressionism wala character on screen. Wacko kid is sent away to a "CV's don't know what to do with him" camp.
- Shag's was asked to hand over the "Vamp of the Day" honor to Bala's mum. Thank God *phew*.
Kostin of the Day:
If it takes 1 farmer 8 days to grow a plant, how many days would it take for 2 Bhalla's to do the same?
(See solution below)
Ans: None. Coz one can't "sow" while the other can't "grow".
Pic and Pint of the Day:
Romi is so upset with the "taking away of his mardaangi" by CV's, he decided to wear a belt on his collar as a sign of protest.
Pleej to be careful CV's, this one's gonna revolt.
PS - Font has gone super crazy on me 😕. And looks like am gonna post this too late
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