YHM Classroom 101:A Desi soap mom

YHM Classroom 101: How to be a Desi soap mom

Today we shall learn how to be a mom in the world of YHM. Because of course how else to show that good wins over evil without a parent race in a toddler's school. Here go the do's and don't' of being a desi soap mom.

Divorce doesn't mean anything so pretty puttar's ex-wife still introduces herself as Mrs. Shagun Bhalla #To hell with logic #It's all about TRP

And the current wife Mrs. Ishita Bhalla doesn't react to the ex calling herself Mrs. Bhalla...because you know that would be like interacting with basic bitches. #Over it #Even the missus is over it #No one cares anymore #yay TRP

So to be a desi soap mom do not interact with basic bitches!

Always be wearing a saree, I mean always! Saree=good, any other style of clothing = bad. No revealing blouses ever because you know skimpy blouses are saved for the ex-wife. #sorryputtar #saree=sanskari #saree= mamta ki murat

Good desi soap mom wears this blouse:

Vamp of an ex-wife mom wears this blouse:

To be a good desi soap mom, involve your kids in your ridiculous plans to throw out the witch of an ex-wife but do not and I mean do not share your plan with your husband. #momwin #communication is overrated #puttar is too pretty to talk to #jump on him already

To be a good desi soap mom always try to out run the witch of an ex-wife in a sports competition, I mean common do you know any better way than this to prove that you are awesome at this mom stuff! #Run like you are a real mom #5K run to benefit Ruhi #I am fit bitches #warning to fangirls stay away from puttar or I am gonna outrun y'all.

Dress up like so, to hell with being a good desi soap mom...hello desi soap wife. #I am covered from head to toe yet my puttar turns around for me #How desperate is he #Life of virgin mary

(Gif courtesy Aru, Thanks!)

Puttar looking at biwi in non saree avtar is probably like:

#only if he knew #missus is a tease #puttar is too cute #praying he gets lucky tonight

Edited:

I was missing your lessons and here you are with another one !!!

This class is really important esp when you have Ex- Wife warming up so much for a 5 m race 🤣🤣.. When she expected her sautan all in saree there she comes dressing up similarly.. Only difference EX still Exposing 🤣 and Wifey in similar clothes with a jacket on . #sanskarislotcheck

Professor doc - Tussi great ho, ji! {also I didn't realize what a plethora of Govinda GIFs existed!}

Coming to which, the blouse theory was too funny 🤣

Didn't watch the epi, but I got a good laugh from this so I guess it was a good enough decision to skip watching the torture today. 😛

hahaha

🤣 As always hilarious class...have to surely learn from this to become a super desi mom.

BRILLIANT POST DOC...SUPERB...🤣🤣🤣

BOLD - 🤣🤣

GIFS, ESP THE FIRST TWO ARE MIN🤣DBLOWING...🤣

Always be wearing a saree, I mean always! Saree=good, any other style of clothing = bad. No revealing blouses ever because you know skimpy blouses are saved for the ex-wife. #sorryputtar #saree=sanskari #saree= mamta ki murat

Good desi soap mom wears this blouse:

Vamp of an ex-wife mom wears this blouse:

Dress up like so, to hell with being a good desi soap mom...hello desi soap wife. #I am covered from head to toe yet my puttar turns around for me #How desperate is he #Life of virgin mary

(Gif courtesy Aru, Thanks!)

Puttar looking at biwi in non saree avtar is probably like:

#only if he knew #missus is a tease #puttar is too cute #praying he gets lucky tonight