YHM Classroom 101: The Kiss
Today we shall explore the do's and don't of kissing pertaining to the world of YHM. This is purely for fun and laughs; I do not mean any offence to any person, character, actors, writer and/or director. On a side note, I loved the episode, especially the unique 'kiss', how cute and endearing.
Now coming to the do's and don't of kissing your legally wedded wife.
1) Do not ask your wife for a kiss in public when she hasn't kissed you in your bedroom. You are just asking for a #FAIL!
Solution: Assign a corner of your bedroom as the make out corner, trap missus in the corner and go at it my boy!
2) Do not ask your wife to kiss you in public when she is a Madrasi Virgin Mary, you are asking to be friend zoned. #Idonotfeelbadforyou #youaskedforit
3) Do not ask your wife for a kiss when you shut her down the night before on the pretext of 'work', now go ask Mr. Charles for a kiss. #Karmaisabitch #Youdeservenokiss
4) Do not ask your wife for a kiss when her dad just walked past you. #Gross #turnoff #waytokillthemood
5) Do not ask your wife for a kiss in the morning when you at night you said that you'll only need 10 minutes. #knowwhatwomenwant #Aimhigher
To get a goodbye kiss from the missus:
- Do not shut her down the night before. #Badputtar
- Do not ask for a kiss in the vicinity of both of your parents. #Gross
- Give her a morning kiss yourself, as they say good things only happen to people who work hard. #Preach
- Take her to the kiss corner and refuse to leave till she gives you kiss. #lifeofaforcedcelibate
- Come thank me later when kisses become a part of your routine. #Iamallabouthelpingputtar
- Leave the Bhalla household because by any chance you do manage to get lucky, leave it to your good for nothing siblings to ruin it for you. #familysucks #Punjabiproblems
The end result will be as cute as this!
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