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M stopped watching. Am just wondering why I am.
With the brilliant gems that CV's scattered across the episode today in an attempt to blind us with their sheen, makes me kostin just one thing - What have we fans done to deserve this?
Today's episode had the clunk of everything clunky kyunki CV's are writing from the Land of Clunk. Bas.
Hash Tagging it out :
Stupid Hubby: Am so done with this shit. Pretend to leave for a week but spew one-liners as if moving to another planet #GuiltWaliMajboori
Emotional Mum: My child is goin to die hungry. Its the other end of the world. #SingaporeIsAll AboutNoodles.
The Bro who works: Don't worry bhai. Consider it a Guilt ridden Pleasure trip. Its not like you work here anyways #WhenDoIGetAVacation
Now-sweet SIL: Really bro, you are no better than Paramji sometimes. He wasn't much of a husband either. #MyBroIsAnAss
Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action #SpoilerAlert
Calm Dad: One line again in the entire episode. Why does Mr.Iyer get more lines?
#DontReallyCare
Sensible BIL24: Dealing with crazy stalker has given my brain a new lease. #OnlySaneOneLeft
Enter More Bhalla Inhabitants ... and thus more clunkiness:
JKR Biwi: Whattay daft. Couldn't he wait? How could I send my husband off to war without offering prayers in a far flung mandir. #NoAppreciationFromHubby
Hapless FIL: Look daughter, don't turn on me. It was your Amma's idea to visit all the mandir's in Delhi. #SafeDrivingForAll
Distressed Daughter: The only one in character right now #Papa IsInSoMuchTrouble
Bestie Best: Am expressionless but I understand your Hubby's expressions the best. A new Plague of majboori has hit him - its guilt this time. #KnowItAll
Cue over to Pull the Rug under Wifey's feet and ... what else? Clunkiness Galore:
Bestie Best: He wants to Divorce you but I, SuperMani vow to help you. The forum really hates me and I need to do something about it #MyRedemptionTrack
Not so Good a Lawyer: Got the divorce papers ready in a day but forgot to mention any concrete reasons in it. Guilt does not count in court. What do I do. #SaveMyCareer
JKR Biwi: Done being married to an idiot. Can't hug or kiss me but plans to flood Singapore with his tears. He has raised my ire. #JKRForReal
A normal Evening in Rush hour Traffic:
Cop of the Year: Nothing escapes Dilli Police. Go on, handover the cash ... err I mean the papers.
Emotional Mum: Look dude, don't make me holler. Its my idiotic son's turn for an earful.
Cop of the Year: Excuses like that just bring out the crazy laugh in me. Bwahahaha. Now the papers.
JKR Biwi: My husband is an idiot. So are you. The world is full of idiots. Blah, blah and more blah.
Cop of the Year: It wasn't me. I swear I don't even know the guy. Damn, why did I even stop her? Should I call for backup.
JKR Biwi: What? Nooo. Am so not done yet. Men are such assholes, bas***ds & SOBs. Blah, blah and more blah.
Cop of the Year: Behen, don't worry. I am Super-Cop. Leave my duty to escort you all the way to Airport. In an ambulance.
Me (tentatively raises hand): But half the time, ambulances don't make it for the really sick. Do we have one to spare for Mission "Stop Puttar".
Cop of the Year: Anything to get this lady off my case. Plus we can't let him get away & leave this one behind, if only for our sanity.
Pints straight from the Mall ... err International Airport:
- Puttar just found out that JKR is nothing special. All husbands have troublesome wives especially those who are dentists. Which statistics show, are a lot.
- Sardarji extra throws a public fit coz that's what all Punju's & Sikh's are ... Loud.
- Lady Security Guards at Delhi airport are quite aggressive. They can go berserk & manhandle you at the drop of a hat.
Pint of the Day:
Ishita's Patient Network (IPN) is ... everywhere. Anywhere. Listening. Waiting. Watching. Finally we understand why she works only at nights. Ishita is building the world's greatest spy network. Beat that KGB and ISI.
Kostin of the Day:
So basically, all Tamilians seem to be hooking up with Punjabi's. Is this some kind of brilliant brainwave by CV's that YHM rules all over the world?
Hashtag of the Day: #RIPYHM. This wasn't even 7.30. Just saying.
PS - Am tired and sleepy but after watching today's episode couldn't really go without venting. Had to write something ... hoping its coherent. Got loads more to say, rest tomorrow.
With the brilliant gems that CV's scattered across the episode today in an attempt to blind us with their sheen, makes me kostin just one thing - What have we fans done to deserve this?
Today's episode had the clunk of everything clunky kyunki CV's are writing from the Land of Clunk. Bas.
Hash Tagging it out :
Stupid Hubby: Am so done with this shit. Pretend to leave for a week but spew one-liners as if moving to another planet #GuiltWaliMajboori
Emotional Mum: My child is goin to die hungry. Its the other end of the world. #SingaporeIsAll AboutNoodles.
The Bro who works: Don't worry bhai. Consider it a Guilt ridden Pleasure trip. Its not like you work here anyways #WhenDoIGetAVacation
Now-sweet SIL: Really bro, you are no better than Paramji sometimes. He wasn't much of a husband either. #MyBroIsAnAss
Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action #SpoilerAlert
Calm Dad: One line again in the entire episode. Why does Mr.Iyer get more lines?
#DontReallyCare
Sensible BIL24: Dealing with crazy stalker has given my brain a new lease. #OnlySaneOneLeft
Enter More Bhalla Inhabitants ... and thus more clunkiness:
JKR Biwi: Whattay daft. Couldn't he wait? How could I send my husband off to war without offering prayers in a far flung mandir. #NoAppreciationFromHubby
Hapless FIL: Look daughter, don't turn on me. It was your Amma's idea to visit all the mandir's in Delhi. #SafeDrivingForAll
Distressed Daughter: The only one in character right now #Papa IsInSoMuchTrouble
Bestie Best: Am expressionless but I understand your Hubby's expressions the best. A new Plague of majboori has hit him - its guilt this time. #KnowItAll
Cue over to Pull the Rug under Wifey's feet and ... what else? Clunkiness Galore:
Bestie Best: He wants to Divorce you but I, SuperMani vow to help you. The forum really hates me and I need to do something about it #MyRedemptionTrack
Not so Good a Lawyer: Got the divorce papers ready in a day but forgot to mention any concrete reasons in it. Guilt does not count in court. What do I do. #SaveMyCareer
JKR Biwi: Done being married to an idiot. Can't hug or kiss me but plans to flood Singapore with his tears. He has raised my ire. #JKRForReal
A normal Evening in Rush hour Traffic:
Cop of the Year: Nothing escapes Dilli Police. Go on, handover the cash ... err I mean the papers.
Emotional Mum: Look dude, don't make me holler. Its my idiotic son's turn for an earful.
Cop of the Year: Excuses like that just bring out the crazy laugh in me. Bwahahaha. Now the papers.
JKR Biwi: My husband is an idiot. So are you. The world is full of idiots. Blah, blah and more blah.
Cop of the Year: It wasn't me. I swear I don't even know the guy. Damn, why did I even stop her? Should I call for backup.
JKR Biwi: What? Nooo. Am so not done yet. Men are such assholes, bas***ds & SOBs. Blah, blah and more blah.
Cop of the Year: Behen, don't worry. I am Super-Cop. Leave my duty to escort you all the way to Airport. In an ambulance.
Me (tentatively raises hand): But half the time, ambulances don't make it for the really sick. Do we have one to spare for Mission "Stop Puttar".
Cop of the Year: Anything to get this lady off my case. Plus we can't let him get away & leave this one behind, if only for our sanity.
Pints straight from the Mall ... err International Airport:
- Puttar just found out that JKR is nothing special. All husbands have troublesome wives especially those who are dentists. Which statistics show, are a lot.
- Sardarji extra throws a public fit coz that's what all Punju's & Sikh's are ... Loud.
- Lady Security Guards at Delhi airport are quite aggressive. They can go berserk & manhandle you at the drop of a hat.
Pint of the Day:
Ishita's Patient Network (IPN) is ... everywhere. Anywhere. Listening. Waiting. Watching. Finally we understand why she works only at nights. Ishita is building the world's greatest spy network. Beat that KGB and ISI.
Kostin of the Day:
So basically, all Tamilians seem to be hooking up with Punjabi's. Is this some kind of brilliant brainwave by CV's that YHM rules all over the world?
Hashtag of the Day: #RIPYHM. This wasn't even 7.30. Just saying.
PS - Am tired and sleepy but after watching today's episode couldn't really go without venting. Had to write something ... hoping its coherent. Got loads more to say, rest tomorrow.
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