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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Couldnt agree more with each of ur hashtags!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And i apreciate ur patience to even take precious time out to write on the crapfest that was yesterday..
What to say?? I have only been reading updates for the last 3 days and as it is this male version of Meena Kumari was becoming a big put off!! But yesterday's has to take the cake in being the most insane, insensible, insensitive, callous, idiotic, irritating epi of all time!!!!

Ambulance??? Like really???? REALLY????????????? WTH!!!! And OTT-ness seems to have suddenly become the basic rule of the show!!! OTT crying, OTT shouting, OTT drama!!! Phew...

And im dreading today's epi just seeing the precap!!!!!! #RIPYHM it is...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Super post paro...
loved ur last #tag😆😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#23
Awesome post P...funny and really entertaining...hash tags were awesome

and it forced me to post the longest comment ever but i dont know if i made sense 😆 woh tum bathaana P!

reply below! 🤣

Originally posted by: paru_rox

M stopped watching. Am just wondering why I am.
With the brilliant gems that CV's scattered across the episode today in an attempt to blind us with their sheen, makes me kostin just one thing - What have we fans done to deserve this?

Anek punya kaam kiya jo yeh milaa putri! [sorry, am yet to regain my sanity after the mind boggling precap]

well what did we really see? pakdam pakdai khel tha kya? sanskari slot ke asar??...naa, agar aisa hota toh biwi mandir mein hi bhajan gaake flight ko rukwaati!

anyways wow kitna unique khel tha...International Airport mein dentist biwi is sudhaarofying bigda hua pati, sorry sorry sharaabi pati...oh sorry sorry...runaway pati! WOh bhi kaise aur tezi se bhagaake...putthar ka bas chale toh flight ko running mein hi pakadtha...flight mein foot-board hoti hai kya? 😉

Waise another thought struck me...they should have done this game on the run way...imagine, flights taking off and landing...aur usske beech mein biwi karti hai pati ke pitaai...when the pitaai becomes unbearable, pati plane ke peeche jaake, jump maarke flight pakadta...🤣
kitna mazedaar scene hota and we finally get to see putthar in action 😆...i wonder why CVs didnt think about it

Today's episode had the clunk of everything clunky kyunki CV's are writing from the Land of Clunk. Bas.

Heights of creative liberty...but remember we dont have the rights to question the creative liberties even if they dont have any creativity. Jo throw karte hai usse catch karo...u have no right to throw it back, samjhi? 😆



Hash Tagging it out :


Stupid Hubby:
Am so done with this shit. Pretend to leave for a week but spew one-liners as if moving to another planet #GuiltWaliMajboori

EK letter likh ke chaand pe chali jaatha...wahaan beitke ex biwi aur usske present pati ke romance dekhta! 😆
And we get to see Bhaagam daud in space! Confession in Airport is age old technique na?


Emotional Mum: My child is goin to die hungry. Its the other end of the world. #SingaporeIsAll AboutNoodles.

Ghar se hi ek baar "RAMAN"chilaathi...shaayad putthar ko plane se neeche phekte!


The Bro who works: Don't worry bhai. Consider it a Guilt ridden Pleasure trip. Its not like you
work here anyways #WhenDoIGetAVacation

ANyways my ex GF is Ass oak's biwi and is busy honeymooning...so I can do work, work and more work to forget my gham! or was it khushi...or likely its kabhi khushi kabhi gham...now i get another hot GF who picks me out of work and my gham!


Now-sweet SIL: Really bro, you are no better than Paramji sometimes. He wasn't much of a husband either. #MyBroIsAnAss

Simmi: Bhai, Param ji toh phir bhi kuch karke chale gaye...atleast mujhe Ananya toh diya...aapne Ishita ko kya diya?


Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action #SpoilerAlert

Romi: Ab action nahi toh kya hua? Wait for the day Sarika jumps in with Bhalla ghar ke chiraag...tab bolna main naa laayak hoom!

Calm Dad: One line again in the entire episode. Why does Mr.Iyer get more lines?
#DontReallyCare

He believes Silence is golden...anyways, unnke hisaab bhi unnke better half poori karti hai!


Sensible BIL24: Dealing with crazy stalker has given my brain a new lease. #OnlySaneOneLeft
Sensible Bala ke illegitimate child kabhi bhi tapak sakta hai...He must be thinking that its good that Raman is leaving...warna explanation dene mein bohat problem hogi...and woh packet ka raaz bhi khul jaayega

Enter More Bhalla Inhabitants ... and thus more clunkiness:



JKR Biwi:
Whattay daft. Couldn't he wait? How could I send my husband off to war without offering prayers in a far flung mandir. #NoAppreciationFromHubby

Exactly...pati ke promotion keliye mannat maangi thi...woh poori hogayi toh darshan toh bannta hai! nanga paer seedhi chadi thi! hill top se plane ko aawaaz lagati...😆 aur bye bhi bolti! telepathy se pati bhi sunn leta! 😉

Hapless FIL: Look daughter, don't turn on me. It was your Amma's idea to visit all the mandir's in Delhi. #SafeDrivingForAll

Your Amma gives me driving lessons over phone...I cant cross this speed beti warna tumse zyaada lecture dehti teri amma!

Distressed Daughter: The only one in character right now #Papa IsInSoMuchTrouble
Again, sensible character character silenced and sent to bed...

Bestie Best: Am expressionless but I understand your Hubby's expressions the best. A new Plague of majboori has hit him - its guilt this time. #KnowItAll

He is like police...sab hone ke baadh alarm bell lagaake aa gaya...ab tumaare pati chala toh aa jaa Ishu, hum usski aakri wish poori karte hai!

Cue over to Pull the Rug under Wifey's feet and ... what else? Clunkiness Galore:

Bestie Best: He wants to Divorce you but I, SuperMani vow to help you. The forum really hates me and I need to do something about it #MyRedemptionTrack

Mani: Shall I go and bring him back from Singapore? I will live there as his padosi and manaofy him! or bhagaofy him from there! 😆

Not so Good a Lawyer: Got the divorce papers ready in a day but forgot to mention any concrete reasons in it. Guilt does not count in court. What do I do. #SaveMyCareer

Divorce specialist who can get u a divorce even without a reason!

JKR Biwi:
Done being married to an idiot. Can't hug or kiss me but plans to flood Singapore with his tears. He has raised my ire. #JKRForReal

JKR to Neel, "Vats, agar mere swami ke yahi iccha hai toh unnke khushi keliye main Ram ko apna loongi...Raavan ko jaane dho Singapore!

Singapore is his Lanka!

A normal Evening in Rush hour Traffic:

Cop of the Year: Nothing escapes Dilli Police. Go on, handover the cash ... err I mean the papers.

Emotional Mum: Look dude, don't make me holler. Its my idiotic son's turn for an earful.

Cop of the Year: Excuses like that just bring out the crazy laugh in me. Bwahahaha. Now the papers.

JKR Biwi: My husband is an idiot. So are you. The world is full of idiots. Blah, blah and more blah.

Cop of the Year: It wasn't me. I swear I don't even know the guy. Damn, why did I even stop her? Should I call for backup.

JKR Biwi: What? Nooo. Am so not done yet. Men are such assholes & SOBs.

Cop of the Year: Behen, don't worry. I am Super-Cop. Leave my duty to escort you all the way to Airport. In an ambulance.

Me (tentatively raises hand): But half the time, ambulances don't make it for the really sick. Do we have one to spare for Mission "Stop Puttar".

Cop of the Year: Anything to get this lady off my case. Plus we can't let him get away & leave this one here, if only for our sanity.

Basically, biwi doesnt need any time, place or person to lecture. she can start any time, anywhere and to anyone...What a talent!
Lecture karo aur police se bacho! 😆

Pints straight from the Mall ... err International Airport:


- Puttar just found out that JKR is nothing special. All husbands have troublesome wives especially those who are dentists. Which statistics show, are a lot.

- Sardarji extra throws a public fit coz that's what all Punju's & Sikh's are ... Loud.

- Lady Security Guards at Delhi airport are quite aggressive. They can go berserk & manhandle you at the drop of a hat.

🤣 Putthar made his wife ex quickly when seeing and hearing all this...divorce hone tak intezaar nahi kiya! 😆

Pint of the Day:
Ishita's Patient Network (IPN) is ... everywhere. Anywhere. Listening. Waiting. Watching. Finally we understand why she works only at nights. Ishita is building the world's greatest spy network. Beat that KGB and ISI.

Yeh creative liberty hai by God, I did the same in my OS! 😆😉


Kostin of the Day:
So basically, all Tamilians seem to be hooking up with Punjabi's. Is this some kind of brilliant brainwave by CV's that YHM rules all over the world?

Too much inspiration from Two states! best seller book aur hit film bhi...so yeah Tamil and Punjabi combo is a super hit! 👍🏼🤣


Hashtag of the Day: #RIPYHM. This was not even 7.30. Just saying.

No 7:30 has nothing to do with this anoki chase track...may be speed film se inspired toh nahi...a run against time...😆

Waise humaare time ke waste hoti hai in the very hope ke kabhi na kabhi toh aayega humaare YHM! Return of YHM!

Ek ek track ke baadh, hum sochte hai ke abi hoga confession and we also get to see some nice happy scenes but woh bhakwaas complete nahi hoti aur shuru ek aur track...

We were waiting for some emotional scenes, silent confession where silence speaks more and giving out the real essence of YHM...aur milaa hai loud fish market waala chase!
Humaari kya galati hai sir ji ke humein yeh milaa? 😭😆


PS - Am tired and sleepy but after watching today's episode couldn't really go without me venting. Am hoping its coherent. Got loads more to say, rest tomorrow.

yeah be prepared to write chase waali kospints...woh isse bhi zyaadha mazedar hogi!

Edited by vidya.anand - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hahahahahhahaa! Hilarious post! Loved the sarcasm. Loveeed the hashtag bit! So good Paru(hope i can call you that?)
You know I have been thinking that last few episodes were quite good but i dont know what happened toay! Anyway, when I think about what is coming up next, all my complaints wash away. I can take all this and perhaps more of this OTT portrayal of characters but not that narcissit bitch Apshagun and her very own satan, sorry, expressionless son's hapless drama.

I am thinking of not watching the show for next 3 weeks or so. I have nothing against the kid, but that boy annoys the hell out of me. I hate to watch him onscreen, though he seems quite cute in offscreen pictures with ruhi and shrawan! Wahin rahe toh accha hai!


Pata nahi kyun, but today'a episode seems better when I think about what is about to come. Ugh.

But yes, execution of episode was really bad today!



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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bachna ai Paru
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Posted: 10 years ago
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ROFL-
you got a gift for this! lol
no words to describe the awesomeness here
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Veeann


🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bachna ai Paru



But maine kuch nahi kiya dammit !!!

😛

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Veeann

Res - I have such great timing!!!!! 😆



Ha ha ha Paru, I have no words. Your kospints so brilliantly captured this mess of an episode.

Love the hashtags. Each one is so damn right and appropriate.

What's with the cop and the ambulance? Delhi police either arrest the Bhallas ( especially Ishita) without proper investigation, or they go out of their way to break basic rules in order to help her? Makes no sense yaar.

And what was with Ishita at the airport when she identified her patients father? Suddenly hubby was forgotten while she started asking after the kids dental health?

And what's with the utter complete stupidity of Raman Bhalla? Your wife is being targeted and victimised so you leave her so she is even more vulnerable to the creeps around her??????? Yes, that makes total sense. You deserve all the CEO of the year awards you received. Your analytical skills are clearly without par!!!!! You are a problem solver aren't you. Identified problem, applied solution, wham bam thank you ma'am. You frigging idiot.

And when did Raman learn Tamil?????????????

Days like this make me want to take a sabbatical from TV.

Your hashtag of the year is sadly apt. 😕



@red -- If this was any other country, Ishita would be photographed, fingerprinted and would have her own file in the system by now.
Infact the Bhalla's would be declared High risk & on the police radar for any mis-happenings in Delhi.

And Ishita ...she forgot hubby coz members of IPN are much more important yaar. This security will be the world's best. Its motto would include not only spying, but meddling too. For the greater good.
Thus she turned back into the genteel woman she is, no OTT screaming & gussa 😛

Puttar ... well Pervy has stolen his brains & has blackmailed him into leaving the country in return for the same. But Puttar is stupid (coz he now has no brains) and didn't realize, chala jayega toh Pervy se brains wapas kaise lega 😲😆



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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: mnr123

paru I have no words for awesomeness.

only hugs for u 🤗



Hugs back to you Meghu 🤗 ...where are you nowadays?
Don't see you around much ... err not that am around much 😛😆

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut

Haven't watched the episode but I now I wanna after reading your hilarious take.

'Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action #SpoilerAlert'

🤣



Yesterday's episode was a new high in YHM timelines. Of course you need to watch it 😆😆


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