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Veeann

@Veeann

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#41

I just tried to like some more of your posts, but I couldn't. Just letting you know in advance so you don't send your handsome wakil after me 😃

On second thoughts pleej do send the handsome wakil after me.🤣

Edited by Veeann - 10 years ago

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sophee

@sophee

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#42

Yaar the way they shot the sequence where she receives the divorce papers...Maaiya ke purane serials ki yaad diladi...shooting from different errr difficult angles 😆 Ishita file khol rahe thi ya koi bomb diffuse kar rahi thi 😆 😆

And yunki...Raman babaua Tamil kab seekha??? Subramanium ka JD change hogaya kya? Appa ne sambhali accounting aur Suddu ne di tuitions 😛

Tanuji iss mahene team Shags mein hai...so pleej not to disturb...

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appuss

@appuss

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#43

u really have a funny bone in you👏👏👏

it is aptly sarcastic and fully hilarious😆😆😆

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: omshreejaanu
Paru I am feeling the same just like in ur P.S😆
Sleepy n tired but I can't stop venting!
That was one hilariously stupid epi I have ever seen in my life! But I guess tomoro will b icing on the cake when JKR will b running around the mall errr airport to roast Puttar's butt with the divorce papers!!

@ red - I wish she would do that OJu ... for making us go through this senseless guilt trip of his which makes no bleddy head or tail whatsoever. Puttar is daft and well Biwi joined his class.

Class say yaad aaya ... Ishita was right the other day. Husband-wife start taking traits from each other after living together. So that pearl of wisdom was to justify this OTT public tamasha of hers. Biwi bhi utni hi dur ki sochti hai jitna Puttar 👏😆

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Paru

@paru_rox

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+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: appuss
u really have a funny bone in you👏👏👏
it is aptly sarcastic and fully hilarious😆😆😆

No other way around it Appz ... as I was telling my friends - wasn't planning to write, but yesterday's episode deserved a post 😛😆

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: maaloo
Awesome.. this is superlative!! 😆👏😆
Now if only someone from the YHM team could read it!!! They need to know that nobody expects totally emotional, inspired writing all the time..everybody is human.. slip ups are ok.. but what they showed today is more than a slip up .. it was a CRAP-fest.

So many loopholes, ek se badkar ek.. that they ruined the intensity and that was built up the previous days.

Mani's "ta-da" moment, Ishita's "does-that-stupid-so&so-know-who-he-is-messing-with" moment, policeman's "god-save-my-soul-I-need-to-get-rid-of-this-mental -case-asap-even-if-it-means-escorting-her-to-the-airport-in-an-ambulance" moment, the airport manager's "oh-u-r-the-famous-doc-who-saved-my-kids'-tooth-so-here-is-a-free-pass-so-that- u-can-use-the-airport-as-a-playground" moment, the overdose of coincidences that seem to follow Raman but still doesn't shake his selfless "i-love-her-so-i -divorce-her-and -my-family" moment.. and to top it all the upcoming "u Tom-me-Jerry-lets-play-catch-catch-in-a-friggin'-high-security-airport"... has me thinking .. like really?!!? where do they get off?

Now did the cvs seriously think that they had conceptualized a brilliant humorous plot to defuse a totally serious subject like divorce?

I can think of so many different ways they could have achieved it in a less slapstick way. . if its was drama that they were looking for, Ishita, could have faked an accident or something like that.. and got it announced on the PA system and he would have come running to her.. and the entire family could have had a go at him .. instead of all the running and fooling around.. it would have totally avoided the total ridiculousness that the episode was today..

Anyways.. had to vent it out.. and the sucker that I am, am looking forward to that hug after all that running around and people playing ring-around-the-rosies-tomorrow.. (eww.. I seriously need to get my head checked..

@red -- Can I just say that this is part that I am absolutely NOT looking forward too since the onlocs came out.There's cringe , and then there's C.R.I.N.G.E 🥱
For this I don't even care if they had frikkin lip-locked in that circle of trust they built at that mall (refuse to malign Delhi Intnl airport like that ...its awesome). Ughhh, I would have still shut my eyes

I agree with every word of yours Mal (can I know your name) ... it just doesn't make sense. One day you have a beautiful emotional episode going, and next day you give us this ?? Looks like the TRP's have gone to their head.

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yaku

@yakutamt

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

#47

M stopped watching. Am just wondering why I am.

With the brilliant gems that CV's scattered across the episode today in an attempt to blind us with their sheen, makes me kostin just one thing - What have we fans done to deserve this?

Today's episode had the clunk of everything clunky kyunki CV's are writing from the Land of Clunk. Bas.

Hash Tagging it out :

Stupid Hubby: Am so done with this shit. Pretend to leave for a week but spew one-liners as if moving to another planet #GuiltWaliMajboori

Emotional Mum: My child is goin to die hungry. Its the other end of the world. #SingaporeIsAll AboutNoodles.

The Bro who works: Don't worry bhai. Consider it a Guilt ridden Pleasure trip. Its not like you work here anyways #WhenDoIGetAVacation

Now-sweet SIL: Really bro, you are no better than Paramji sometimes. He wasn't much of a husband either. #MyBroIsAnAss

Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action #SpoilerAlert

Calm Dad: One line again in the entire episode. Why does Mr.Iyer get more lines?
#DontReallyCare

Sensible BIL24: Dealing with crazy stalker has given my brain a new lease. #OnlySaneOneLeft

Enter More Bhalla Inhabitants ... and thus more clunkiness:

JKR Biwi: Whattay daft. Couldn't he wait? How could I send my husband off to war without offering prayers in a far flung mandir. #NoAppreciationFromHubby

Hapless FIL: Look daughter, don't turn on me. It was your Amma's idea to visit all the mandir's in Delhi. #SafeDrivingForAll

Distressed Daughter: The only one in character right now #Papa IsInSoMuchTrouble

Bestie Best: Am expressionless but I understand your Hubby's expressions the best. A new Plague of majboori has hit him - its guilt this time. #KnowItAll

Cue over to Pull the Rug under Wifey's feet and ... what else? Clunkiness Galore:

Bestie Best: He wants to Divorce you but I, SuperMani vow to help you. The forum really hates me and I need to do something about it #MyRedemptionTrack

Not so Good a Lawyer: Got the divorce papers ready in a day but forgot to mention any concrete reasons in it. Guilt does not count in court. What do I do. #SaveMyCareer

JKR Biwi: Done being married to an idiot. Can't hug or kiss me but plans to flood Singapore with his tears. He has raised my ire. #JKRForReal

A normal Evening in Rush hour Traffic:

Cop of the Year: Nothing escapes Dilli Police. Go on, handover the cash ... err I mean the papers.

Emotional Mum: Look dude, don't make me holler. Its my idiotic son's turn for an earful.

Cop of the Year: Excuses like that just bring out the crazy laugh in me. Bwahahaha. Now the papers.

JKR Biwi: My husband is an idiot. So are you. The world is full of idiots. Blah, blah and more blah.

Cop of the Year: It wasn't me. I swear I don't even know the guy. Damn, why did I even stop her? Should I call for backup.

JKR Biwi: What? Nooo. Am so not done yet. Men are such assholes, bas***ds & SOBs. Blah, blah and more blah.

Cop of the Year: Behen, don't worry. I am Super-Cop. Leave my duty to escort you all the way to Airport. In an ambulance.

Me (tentatively raises hand): But half the time, ambulances don't make it for the really sick. Do we have one to spare for Mission "Stop Puttar".

Cop of the Year: Anything to get this lady off my case. Plus we can't let him get away & leave this one behind, if only for our sanity.😉🤣

Pints straight from the Mall ... err International Airport:

- Puttar just found out that JKR is nothing special. All husbands have troublesome wives especially those who are dentists. Which statistics show, are a lot.

- Sardarji extra throws a public fit coz that's what all Punju's & Sikh's are ... Loud.

- Lady Security Guards at Delhi airport are quite aggressive. They can go berserk & manhandle you at the drop of a hat.

Pint of the Day:
Ishita's Patient Network (IPN) is .😆😆.. everywhere. Anywhere. Listening. Waiting. Watching. Finally we understand why she works only at nights. Ishita is building the world's greatest spy network. Beat that KGB and ISI.

Kostin of the Day:
So basically, all Tamilians seem to be hooking up with Punjabi's. Is this some kind of brilliant brainwave by CV's that YHM rules all over the world?

Hashtag of the Day: #RIPYHM. This wasn't even 7.30. Just saying.

PS - Am tired and sleepy but after watching today's episode couldn't really go without venting. Had to write something ... hoping its coherent. Got loads more to say, rest tomorrow.

Oh believe me you will have lots to say tomorrow or all the tomorrows to come...

see the promos...and think again...y are we still connected to YHM😡😡

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#48

Originally posted by: GanBarunFan
Paru...what can I say...at the end of the episode I was like #whereAmI ? nothing..absolutely nothing made sense...A woman on the brink of professing love receives a divorce notice instead and the only reaction was rage? Honestly?!? and I dont even want to delve into the whole Delhi police+Airport security...as they are not even worth it. This is the second consecutive track the CVs are taking this route...who are their target audience ..it makes you wonder

#CreativeLibertyYeaRight

And rage wasn't even the issue with me yaar ... it was the OTT scenes & dialogues. Did you see the family's reactions? Then the epic traffic cop scene? And then the EPIC Raman waiting in the lounge scenes -- everything from dentist biwi's to Punju weds Tamil comes into picture. UGHH.

Ganu ... which track are you referring to? Mani track or Ruhi court case? I have problems keeping things straight in YHM land in the past couple of months - what with the sudden shifting of tracks and one nonsense on top of another. It doesn't help that I watch most epi's with half an eye & ear open. So yeah, I forget half the scenes & dialogues 😕

Airport toh woh tha nahi Ganu. I wish they had set YHM in some other city. It always hurts me to see Delhi being maligned to that extent in this show. IGIA is one of the best airports in the country. I go there so often. Though to the editors credit, one single outside shot of half second was of that airport in the episode ystrday.

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Paru

@paru_rox

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: Malika-E-Zain
DAMN! U are so good at this!! 😆
Lmao @ IPN🤣

Thanks Malz 😆

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Neha

@SurrealFantasy

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#50

As I am laughing my guts out, I'll try to make as much sense as I can while I literally ROFL.

So I'm not the only one who sees the whole guilt trip as half baked, right? As if going away from Ishita is going to magically erase Pervy and the others of the Wicked Witches Association from her life?!

Has he booked tickets for them as well? 😆

Okay fine, for a moment I even understand the JKR stand Ishita poses - which is bery bery much better from her JM stand (which had been slumbering for some while and is about to be reawakened (why can't someone give it some morphine is what I wanna know😳) if the spoilers have to be believed). She acts like a woman scorned, who like every other viewer does not understand if her husband has lost all his marbles in some kanche ka khel where he was teamed up with Mihika. 😆

But the police waala drama is something my antenna cannot catch the signals of. Dilli Police (which has that awful track that plays on the radio stations and makes me happy that iPhone does not have radio in India), that doesn't even do the things they need to, are busy taking JKR and co to the airport? In an ambulance? Have the CVs forgotten that this isn't Europe where people actually give way to the ambulance?

And I understand your pain - I travel a lot from IGI Airport and the made up set made me cringe. It looked more like a dilapidated warehouse. Even our metro stations and bus stations are better. Have they seen ISBT?😳

I give the CVs full creative liberty - I'll even take the bitter pill that is this airport ruckus (majorly because I want someone to hit puttar as I can't go into the television screen and do so) but the hand holding (which I did not notice until today) is so OTT. Ekta, as usual, is stealing stuff from her own movies - I think some movie I had the good fortune of watching had it. 🥱

I like rom-coms. An airport confession sounded filmy but fine. I accept the run behind my husband and show him what a mardaani is. The hand holding is a limit though. They could have done the same shit without that passe scene too!

We can only hope that the bimbo and Oedipus fiasco leads to a better track than this and doesn't turn into "Kabhi Sautan Kabhi Saheli." Watching that kid on screen gives me enough heart burn as it is. 😳

Naughty Bro: Don't worry bro. Am done with all the kaand's. My swimmers are no longer in action#SpoilerAlert

🤣🤣Funniest bit of the post!

I don't need to reiterate how funny you are...whoever says that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit has surely not read your stuff. #SarcasmFTW

P.S: See...I do read your stuff! I thought I'd make my presence known :)

Neha