Seduction wale Kos-Pints - Page 5

Originally posted by: omshreejaanu

Why do I get the feeling that at the end The Ass will get wat he really deserves! That is Shagun!😆

Remember Mihika put cameras in the room n Ass-oak doesn't know. The camera will show that he didn't do anything to mihika's izzat . Mihika is as Pavitra as she was! 😕 N the Mi-Mi love story finally gets a closure n they marry without any mahuratam by Mrs Iyer!

Because remember CVs have another shifty track freshly taken from the big garbage bin just besides them where they r taking their inspirations these days!! The new college girl!!

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual, kostins invented by M who I doubt is watching the show anymore. Kos-pints by me - with the current track we need pints (of beer), lots of them to take this crap.

Also I want to apologize *Dil se* to all those to whom I cudn't reply back in the last Kos-pints. Wasn't well and it just got bad. By the time I got well, the show had gone for a toss. You can figure out why I didn't come back to spam. Am sowwiee 😳

so true...show has gone upside down with such dumb tracks! but P, that means u should create the kostins thread more often and save us!

Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.

yeah I was literally smacking saas ji for her instigating Shagun. arre mummy ji, kuch bhi karo aur usske shaadi lambu se karwaa dho...warna humein toh torture hogi hi saat hi saat, aapka bhi pattha hilega Bhalla pariwar mein...she will be back to avenge u Ji


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:

Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*.

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun - See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault.

Shagun was indeed funny...6 long years she was with him like a wife and still doesnt know his true colors. Ya phir samajhti hai but his money and status blinds her. Probably an expensive diamond tracks is enough to even forgive him for anything. The number of lakhs just increases with the increase in intensity of the crime he commits. I mean flirting keliye 1 lk, molestation keliye 10 lks, rape keliye 25 lakhs and all set!

The moment he said that Mihika seduced him, Shagun was like yeah blame MIhika for all. She spoiled the wedding day for me...chalo baby, lets get married...seriously Shagun?

The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.

Saheliyon ka pyar toh bohat khatarnaak hote jaa raha hai...no no not for the ppl in the show but for us fans...humaare dimaagi haalat keliye risks baddh raha hai.

Wackiness Unlimited:
Wacko baccha comes in with the dialogue of the Day. "My conniving mum & Ass-holish Dad *fake one* are just meant to be".

Me - For once we hope the words outta your mouth are the truth *which you aren't known to speak*.

Wacko Baccha - Lolz, you think? This is for all the IF members to decode & symbolize about till their brains wear out. Remember I don't forgive. (Or think. Or change expressions.)

sacch mein wakho bacche ko koyi chocolate dilaa dho...usske mooh mein ghee shakkar...Adi beta, pls karwaa dho mamma aur Ashok dad ka shaadi...they are MAD(E) for each other...


Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete?

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?


Yeah Ruhi ko chod dehte...usske character ko bhi aise banaa diya...I dont get the funda at all. Shagun wants to spend time with Ruhi before the wedding?? and Mahaanta ka moorti, jagat maata Ishita obliges to send too. 😆

black, white and grey...yahi ab samajh aatha hai! 😆

Putthar ko ek shaver gift bhejna chahiye tha...bat ya bowl karte karte shave karlo putthar...

Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being amard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also forStupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is.


L is for the Love that Mrs.Iyer has for muhurutam coz it just shall not pass under her iron rule. She flew down from Chennai to make sure of it.


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding?


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me)

M aur S ke beech mein P hai, remember? woh koyi saazish karega...itna aasaan nahi hoga Mani keliye P ko seduce karna, i mean haraana! warna M ke itne foolproof plan ko ek hi jhatke mein ulta kardiya!



E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳

I like E the most...it was a cute scene...😆

Pint of the Day:
Mihir travels to his own personal crazy, shouting, raving, gelled-hair-all-over-the-place wala space every time he's caught in the midst of a rasam drama.
Junior Puttar wannabe - Rasam's don't suit you. Just saying.

Mihir and Shagun were on a who screams more competition...to be continued today! 😆


Kostin of the Day: Agreed that Bhalla land inhabitants are a tad bit daft ... but seriously, no one could make out Mihika was drugged?

That was another serious kostin...what did they think she was in? an ecstasy or a state of bliss after their wild love making! damn how silly it appeared to be asking MIhika to get up and tell what happened?

Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛

MIhika is her akka's sauten's sauten...sochne waali baat hai ke what does it make MIhika and Ishita now?

Shagun keliye Iyer sisters become sauten sisters! Its 2 men and not a single man that they are fighting for...

Raman is bechaara of the lot, he gets to sleep on the couch kyun ki biwi bolti hai CHEEE! 😆 No wonder he refuses to shave!

Ashok is lucky that way, hai na?