Originally posted by: paru_rox
As usual, kostins invented by M. With me, you get kos-pints.
And both of u were missed ... welcome back 🤗
Am back. Was off to India ... festival, family & loads of fun made me actually detox off the forum (a major credit also goes to the headless track induced coma that CV's sent the show *and us* in).
This is for all the G-Gang Girls (B,S, V, V, Z, O) & all those who sent me PM's 🤗
YHM Timelines:
Its amazing how YHM actually has various versions going in a space of few months. Almost like multiple alternate universes 👏
First was our original 11pm YHM which died a painful death owing to slaughter of slot change. How we miss the Puttar's rising glory, the hot (or cold) showers and the fingering of lingerie.
Then came the Cutesy 7.30 YHM which had all the sanskaar of Pavitra Rishta *Ughh* and went ahead in unravelling the Ajeeb Dastaan of this love story, enough for Ishita to figure out that Raman's Kumkum was her Bhagya.
CV's then switched to the Angstu (Angsty + Stupid) version of YHM which killed Puttar's brain cells with excessive drinking and Biwi's grey cells probably zapped out by the fugliness she surrounds herself in. Oh and it managed to drop a nuclear bomb on the fandom's hopes for any mohabbatein too. Lovely !!!
We are now *very abruptly too* back to the Cutesy YHM version. Puttar finally realized Kitni Mohabbat hai coz Biwi bhi Badi Acchi Lagti hai. Wah.
PS - Thank God Diwali's big nuff a festival that CV's had to switch off the angstu.
My take on the above ... welcome to the Maha Serial land of Ekthi Maiya ... videsho me Seasons hote hai ... desi bhaasha me unko Maha Serial kehte hai ... BAS 😛
Puttar, did you know that excessive drinking leads to not only lesser brains cells but also a low-show on the virility meter. Look at the overdose of Brahmacharya that che saal ka peena has reduced you to. With your HOTNESS (and the greying hair) you don't want that anymore. Just saying.
Well ...well ... Toshiji ke ghar ke chirag ke sapne ka to RIP hota dikh raha hai .. as per the spoiler ... Romi ji ke brain me chot lagi to unke action/reaction me thoda se chemical locha ho gaya hai ... and jahan tak Puttar ke Puttar ka sawaal hai ... well ... ek to Maha serial upar se 7:30 ka slot aur tum log cons wu mation maang rahe hai ... Gandi Baat ... CHEE 😛
Raman & Ishita finally are truly in love ... you know the janamon-janamon ka saath wala types. Ishita loved Puttar's gaudy choice which was gaudier than his earlier gaudiness *how he managed that is a mystery unto itself*. Pyaar kya kya nahi karwata logon se.
Well ...pleej to bring back ur dimag from vacation ... logic(mat) lagao ... 7:30 slot ... what do u expect? 50 shades of Grey ... of course .. Jodha Akbar vaala set and Puttar says ... Maharani aap atyant hi sundar lag rahi hai 😛
Gifting Griefs:
Toshi ji: Let's just gift her Neil. Trisha's still missing, poor guy's lone.
Simmy: Lets give her a True Blue Simmy style patiala suit for the cocktail party. Kill the bi**h with a stroke I say.
Ishita: I wanna gift her my daughter. If my Samaaj seva kicks in full mode, might even include my Pati in the deal.
Raman: My gift is to Ass-Oak --- expressionless Adi for a lifetime. Take that you MOFO.
🤣 🤣 This one definitely takes the cake .. True blue badla
Mihika: I plan to gift myself as her sautan. Lemme see you guys top that
Conditions Apply***********
***********Pleej to refer to the clause # 234223455545456 of the soapy land where it clearly states that every 100 episodes the character is supposed to be ruined and take a u turn. DUHHUH to the viewers err... fans ... err ... FOOLS
Mani really has super-powers. Am convinced. The Return of Simmy's brain can only be termed as a super-natural phenomena.
No wonder u saw kaasmic connection and we have a LOBE STORY of Peter with Mary Jane ... 😛😛
For once I completely agree with Puttar. Ishita seems to be going back in time and not even in a good way. Did she think that Punjabi's celebrate Diwali with costume parties and this year's theme is Retro 😕
😡😡 ... for making the Punjabi cringe at this thought
Pint of the Day: We understand that Kekta's costumes & accessories have taken a match recently, but seriously did they have to accessorize Ishita with stuff loaned from her periodical drama, Jodha Akbar?
Pleej to refer to my answers above 😛
Kostin of Previous Track: What in the world happened to the MU that FU'ed everyone's brains for two straight weeks. Lol does its abrupt end signify some kinda shitty symbolism 'bout "how Good wins over Evil" and Mani is the original Raavan and not Raman 😛
Well ... I have only one thing to say ... this is what is happening inside SickA** JEE ka mind(notwithstanding the kostin of the millenium that does he have he have any ?)
This is what he is doing right now ... 🥳🤪 .. Aur bolu mujhe SickA** JEE ... you FOOLS ... sabko ek saath ULLU banaoying ... Am continously Ullu banaoying
Kostin of the Day: Puttar asked Biwi to get out of her Kanjeevaram sarees. Oh my ... is this the rise of Puttar's Puttar from the ashes ... err i mean, the depths of his towel?
7:30 PM pe aise expectation karna bhi ... BASHING Paru shuru ... u should not be on forum ... do u have any ethics ... gharwaalo ne kuch nahi sikhaya ... how can u be so rude ... thinking of S*X and Consu**tion ... u kalyug ki bigdi hui naari ... tumhe forum se ban kia jaata hai ... first u wanted elusive hug ... now u want Puttar ka Puttar ... just be satisfied with his various shades of tuxedos and ties which will he will remove in angst and next day ... be inside JAIL with SADHU ram for doing that ... BAS ...
7:30 pe ye sab Puttar ka Puttar demand karna ... Sick**** jee ke expression on your kostin ... 😲😈🤪🤡☢️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣KUCH BHI
PS - I know I have to catch up on loads of fic updates from the past two weeks. To all the people I read - will do so soon 😳
Anupamaa
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