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As usual, kostins invented by M. With me, you get kos-pints.
Am back. Was off to India ... festival, family & loads of fun made me actually detox off the forum (a major credit also goes to the headless track induced coma that CV's sent the show *and us* in).
This is for all the G-Gang Girls (B,S, V, V, Z, O) & all those who sent me PM's š¤
YHM Timelines:
Its amazing how YHM actually has various versions going in a space of few months. Almost like multiple alternate universes š
First was our original 11pm YHM which died a painful death owing to slaughter of slot change. How we miss the Puttar's rising glory, the hot (or cold) showers and the fingering of lingerie.
Then came the Cutesy 7.30 YHM which had all the sanskaar of Pavitra Rishta *Ughh* and went ahead in unravelling the Ajeeb Dastaan of this love story, enough for Ishita to figure out that Raman's Kumkum was her Bhagya.
CV's then switched to the Angstu (Angsty + Stupid) version of YHM which killed Puttar's brain cells with excessive drinking and Biwi's grey cells probably zapped out by the fugliness she surrounds herself in. Oh and it managed to drop a nuclear bomb on the fandom's hopes for any mohabbatein too. Lovely !!!
We are now *very abruptly too* back to the Cutesy YHM version. Puttar finally realized Kitni Mohabbat hai coz Biwi bhi Badi Acchi Lagti hai. Wah.
PS - Thank God Diwali's big nuff a festival that CV's had to switch off the angstu.
Puttar, did you know that excessive drinking leads to not only lesser brains cells but also a low-show on the virility meter. Look at the overdose of Brahmacharya that che saal ka peena has reduced you to. With your HOTNESS (and the greying hair) you don't want that anymore. Just saying.
Raman & Ishita finally are truly in love ... you know the janamon-janamon ka saath wala types. Ishita loved Puttar's gaudy choice which was gaudier than his earlier gaudiness *how he managed that is a mystery unto itself*. Pyaar kya kya nahi karwata logon se.
Gifting Griefs:
Toshi ji: Let's just gift her Neil. Trisha's still missing, poor guy's lone.
Simmy: Lets give her a True Blue Simmy style patiala suit for the cocktail party. Kill the bi**h with a stroke I say.
Ishita: I wanna gift her my daughter. If my Samaaj seva kicks in full mode, might even include my Pati in the deal.
Raman: My gift is to Ass-Oak --- expressionless Adi for a lifetime. Take that you MOFO.
Mihika: I plan to gift myself as her sautan. Lemme see you guys top that
Mani really has super-powers. Am convinced. The Return of Simmy's brain can only be termed as a super-natural phenomena.
For once I completely agree with Puttar. Ishita seems to be going back in time and not even in a good way. Did she think that Punjabi's celebrate Diwali with costume parties and this year's theme is Retro š
Pint of the Day: We understand that Kekta's costumes & accessories have taken a match recently, but seriously did they have to accessorize Ishita with stuff loaned from her periodical drama, Jodha Akbar?
Kostin of Previous Track: What in the world happened to the MU that FU'ed everyone's brains for two straight weeks. Lol does its abrupt end signify some kinda shitty symbolism 'bout "how Good wins over Evil" and Mani is the original Raavan and not Raman š
Kostin of the Day: Puttar asked Biwi to get out of her Kanjeevaram sarees. Oh my ... is this the rise of Puttar's Puttar from the ashes ... err i mean, the depths of his towel?
PS - I know I have to catch up on loads of fic updates from the past two weeks. To all the people I read - will do so soon š³
Am back. Was off to India ... festival, family & loads of fun made me actually detox off the forum (a major credit also goes to the headless track induced coma that CV's sent the show *and us* in).
This is for all the G-Gang Girls (B,S, V, V, Z, O) & all those who sent me PM's š¤
YHM Timelines:
Its amazing how YHM actually has various versions going in a space of few months. Almost like multiple alternate universes š
First was our original 11pm YHM which died a painful death owing to slaughter of slot change. How we miss the Puttar's rising glory, the hot (or cold) showers and the fingering of lingerie.
Then came the Cutesy 7.30 YHM which had all the sanskaar of Pavitra Rishta *Ughh* and went ahead in unravelling the Ajeeb Dastaan of this love story, enough for Ishita to figure out that Raman's Kumkum was her Bhagya.
CV's then switched to the Angstu (Angsty + Stupid) version of YHM which killed Puttar's brain cells with excessive drinking and Biwi's grey cells probably zapped out by the fugliness she surrounds herself in. Oh and it managed to drop a nuclear bomb on the fandom's hopes for any mohabbatein too. Lovely !!!
We are now *very abruptly too* back to the Cutesy YHM version. Puttar finally realized Kitni Mohabbat hai coz Biwi bhi Badi Acchi Lagti hai. Wah.
PS - Thank God Diwali's big nuff a festival that CV's had to switch off the angstu.
Puttar, did you know that excessive drinking leads to not only lesser brains cells but also a low-show on the virility meter. Look at the overdose of Brahmacharya that che saal ka peena has reduced you to. With your HOTNESS (and the greying hair) you don't want that anymore. Just saying.
Raman & Ishita finally are truly in love ... you know the janamon-janamon ka saath wala types. Ishita loved Puttar's gaudy choice which was gaudier than his earlier gaudiness *how he managed that is a mystery unto itself*. Pyaar kya kya nahi karwata logon se.
Gifting Griefs:
Toshi ji: Let's just gift her Neil. Trisha's still missing, poor guy's lone.
Simmy: Lets give her a True Blue Simmy style patiala suit for the cocktail party. Kill the bi**h with a stroke I say.
Ishita: I wanna gift her my daughter. If my Samaaj seva kicks in full mode, might even include my Pati in the deal.
Raman: My gift is to Ass-Oak --- expressionless Adi for a lifetime. Take that you MOFO.
Mihika: I plan to gift myself as her sautan. Lemme see you guys top that
Mani really has super-powers. Am convinced. The Return of Simmy's brain can only be termed as a super-natural phenomena.
For once I completely agree with Puttar. Ishita seems to be going back in time and not even in a good way. Did she think that Punjabi's celebrate Diwali with costume parties and this year's theme is Retro š
Pint of the Day: We understand that Kekta's costumes & accessories have taken a match recently, but seriously did they have to accessorize Ishita with stuff loaned from her periodical drama, Jodha Akbar?
Kostin of Previous Track: What in the world happened to the MU that FU'ed everyone's brains for two straight weeks. Lol does its abrupt end signify some kinda shitty symbolism 'bout "how Good wins over Evil" and Mani is the original Raavan and not Raman š
Kostin of the Day: Puttar asked Biwi to get out of her Kanjeevaram sarees. Oh my ... is this the rise of Puttar's Puttar from the ashes ... err i mean, the depths of his towel?
PS - I know I have to catch up on loads of fic updates from the past two weeks. To all the people I read - will do so soon š³
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