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Kostins were invented by M. But with me, you just get Kos-pints.
The Mini Cv's series today is for Oish & Lucky coz they asked for it :-)
Just what kinda shady screwed up hospital is this. Why would the doc keep quiet while the peon admits to bribery? Why in the world do they know Shagun's life history?
Why would they keep telling everyone that S Bhalla is pregnant. F**king hell, it's not like the heir of England's been conceived.
Waise this is the kinda hospital where one ends up getting AIDS coz the blood reports got mixed up. Just saying. Delhi has better (the best) hospitals. Again just saying.
Life in Real time Data world:
Angry Young Man: Where the hell are you taking my wife?
Gunda No 1: What?? Your wife? What the hell are you talking about dude.
Angry Young Man: Look, it's the only thing I have accepted till date. Biwi hai woh meri !!!
Gunda No 1: Damn !!! Don't blame us man. This shitty 3G just refuses to load the pic.
Angry Young Man: Pehle kyun nahi bataya yaar.
Instantly a Roarweet shakes Sodafone -- Fu*king kabootar paal lo, 3G bhool jao !!!
Sodafone's trembling Sqweet -- Please Sir, give us your number.
Gunda No 1: Wow Dude, you rock !!! Pic loaded. Wrong Biwi. Take her back.
Everyone goes home happy.
To Hug or not to Hug - a Mini CV's series:
Asst Female CV: There's this one crazy girl who writes the kos-pints & keeps harping about the Elusive Hug.
Head CV: Am done with crazy fans. We show them who's the boss. Send some gunda's to kidnap her.
Asst Female CV: Plan Failed. Crazy Kos-pints girl is always running late, Ishita got kidnapped instead coz her husband's an idiot. What do we do now?
Head CV: Yeah well ... make it seem like this hug was what we aimed for all along. But just to show that we don't give-in to crazy fans, make sure the hug is only half *which it bleddy was*.
Pregnancy Blues:
Reluctant Groom: What? How could you get pregnant?
Expecting Bride: Duh-Uh .. the normal way, you idiot. What wud you be w/out your money *snicker*
Reluctant Groom: But don't you have two brats already?
Expecting Bride: Look its my dream to make babies every 6 years.
Reluctant Groom: But you don't even like mothering.
Expecting Bride: I call selective amnesia on that. Let's discuss important stuff. Raman gave me jhumkas for majboor-expressions-wala-baccha. What cheap jewellery are you gonna get?
Pregnancy Blues *Men wale*:
Moronic Bro 1: Really, you decided to breed now?
Moronic Bro 2: I didn't even know I had it in me *Dazed look*
Moronic Bro 1: How the hell did this happen?
Moronic Bro 2: Duh-Uh ... the normal way you idiot.
FANDOM: Well ... you need to do IT with an aurat to know this stuff MCP. We recommend a "straight" course of Biology 101.
Moronic Bro 1: Are you still doing IT at this slot.
Moronic Bro 2: That's the thing. We havn't done anything since 11PM was taken away.
Moronic Bro 1: Exactly, 7.30 even got the harlot outta Live-In & becoming all sanskaari & shit.
Moronic Bro 2: Maybe its immaculate conception. Think I can blame the pavitraa slot?
SP Nuns: May Day. May Day. Bin shaadi ke baccha is too risque. Pull the plug on this one.
Hormones wale Pints:
H is for the Halfway Elusive Hug that this was coz hugging your wife back wasn't in the online tips. Fu*k. H is also for the Harrowing experience that almost getting kidnapped is. Just saying Puttar.
O is for the "Oh, my Goose is cooked" expression that Ass-Oak had on his face . O is also for the "Oh, my Goose is cooked" expression that Puttar had when wifey caught his lie.
R is for the Ratti bhar bharosa *NOT* that Ass-Oak has on his sexual prowess that his swimmers actually found their mark in Shagun's wilderness.
M is for the Maa ki Mamta that jagofied in Shagun at 7.30 slot kyunki-vamp-bhi-kabhi-maa-thi. M is also for the Miracle conception that this kid wud've been again courtesy the slot.
O is for the Oh for the Love of God Mihika - Slap him or Take him. Just get it over with, will ya.
N is for Navratri that has ended in reel & real world so that shaving's no longer a sin. Just saying.
E is for the Elusive Hug which I still long for *sigh*. E is also for the Epic Satyanaash when Shagun started to talk family planning in front of the doc.
S is for the sexy Superpower (of being really, really hot in white) that Puttar used today to fight off the big bad baddies of Dilli shehar & save Biwi. Bas.
7.30 Effect of the Day:
Even Ass-Oak needs to say "I love you" before he can think of bedding Mihika 😆
Pint of the Day:
Puttar can be quite a douchebag *not that I excuse Biwi for her antics*.
But just a warning - Puttar pleej to be careful. If current Biwi ups & quits, third wife future looks like Sanjana ... 'least the first two had some expressions. So just work things out, will ya.
Kostin of the Day:
Why was Shagun discussing family planning in the doc's cabin? Did she plan to convince Ass-Oak into contributing his best then & there?
On that note, who else thought her argument of the day would be -- You ain't getting any younger Ass-Oak 😆
Most Awaited Moment of the Day:
CV's finally gave us something that the entire forum has been screaming for for weeks ... a Mani-less episode.
The Mini Cv's series today is for Oish & Lucky coz they asked for it :-)
Just what kinda shady screwed up hospital is this. Why would the doc keep quiet while the peon admits to bribery? Why in the world do they know Shagun's life history?
Why would they keep telling everyone that S Bhalla is pregnant. F**king hell, it's not like the heir of England's been conceived.
Waise this is the kinda hospital where one ends up getting AIDS coz the blood reports got mixed up. Just saying. Delhi has better (the best) hospitals. Again just saying.
Life in Real time Data world:
Angry Young Man: Where the hell are you taking my wife?
Gunda No 1: What?? Your wife? What the hell are you talking about dude.
Angry Young Man: Look, it's the only thing I have accepted till date. Biwi hai woh meri !!!
Gunda No 1: Damn !!! Don't blame us man. This shitty 3G just refuses to load the pic.
Angry Young Man: Pehle kyun nahi bataya yaar.
Instantly a Roarweet shakes Sodafone -- Fu*king kabootar paal lo, 3G bhool jao !!!
Sodafone's trembling Sqweet -- Please Sir, give us your number.
Gunda No 1: Wow Dude, you rock !!! Pic loaded. Wrong Biwi. Take her back.
Everyone goes home happy.
To Hug or not to Hug - a Mini CV's series:
Asst Female CV: There's this one crazy girl who writes the kos-pints & keeps harping about the Elusive Hug.
Head CV: Am done with crazy fans. We show them who's the boss. Send some gunda's to kidnap her.
Asst Female CV: Plan Failed. Crazy Kos-pints girl is always running late, Ishita got kidnapped instead coz her husband's an idiot. What do we do now?
Head CV: Yeah well ... make it seem like this hug was what we aimed for all along. But just to show that we don't give-in to crazy fans, make sure the hug is only half *which it bleddy was*.
Pregnancy Blues:
Reluctant Groom: What? How could you get pregnant?
Expecting Bride: Duh-Uh .. the normal way, you idiot. What wud you be w/out your money *snicker*
Reluctant Groom: But don't you have two brats already?
Expecting Bride: Look its my dream to make babies every 6 years.
Reluctant Groom: But you don't even like mothering.
Expecting Bride: I call selective amnesia on that. Let's discuss important stuff. Raman gave me jhumkas for majboor-expressions-wala-baccha. What cheap jewellery are you gonna get?
Pregnancy Blues *Men wale*:
Moronic Bro 1: Really, you decided to breed now?
Moronic Bro 2: I didn't even know I had it in me *Dazed look*
Moronic Bro 1: How the hell did this happen?
Moronic Bro 2: Duh-Uh ... the normal way you idiot.
FANDOM: Well ... you need to do IT with an aurat to know this stuff MCP. We recommend a "straight" course of Biology 101.
Moronic Bro 1: Are you still doing IT at this slot.
Moronic Bro 2: That's the thing. We havn't done anything since 11PM was taken away.
Moronic Bro 1: Exactly, 7.30 even got the harlot outta Live-In & becoming all sanskaari & shit.
Moronic Bro 2: Maybe its immaculate conception. Think I can blame the pavitraa slot?
SP Nuns: May Day. May Day. Bin shaadi ke baccha is too risque. Pull the plug on this one.
Hormones wale Pints:
H is for the Halfway Elusive Hug that this was coz hugging your wife back wasn't in the online tips. Fu*k. H is also for the Harrowing experience that almost getting kidnapped is. Just saying Puttar.
O is for the "Oh, my Goose is cooked" expression that Ass-Oak had on his face . O is also for the "Oh, my Goose is cooked" expression that Puttar had when wifey caught his lie.
R is for the Ratti bhar bharosa *NOT* that Ass-Oak has on his sexual prowess that his swimmers actually found their mark in Shagun's wilderness.
M is for the Maa ki Mamta that jagofied in Shagun at 7.30 slot kyunki-vamp-bhi-kabhi-maa-thi. M is also for the Miracle conception that this kid wud've been again courtesy the slot.
O is for the Oh for the Love of God Mihika - Slap him or Take him. Just get it over with, will ya.
N is for Navratri that has ended in reel & real world so that shaving's no longer a sin. Just saying.
E is for the Elusive Hug which I still long for *sigh*. E is also for the Epic Satyanaash when Shagun started to talk family planning in front of the doc.
S is for the sexy Superpower (of being really, really hot in white) that Puttar used today to fight off the big bad baddies of Dilli shehar & save Biwi. Bas.
7.30 Effect of the Day:
Even Ass-Oak needs to say "I love you" before he can think of bedding Mihika 😆
Pint of the Day:
Puttar can be quite a douchebag *not that I excuse Biwi for her antics*.
But just a warning - Puttar pleej to be careful. If current Biwi ups & quits, third wife future looks like Sanjana ... 'least the first two had some expressions. So just work things out, will ya.
Kostin of the Day:
Why was Shagun discussing family planning in the doc's cabin? Did she plan to convince Ass-Oak into contributing his best then & there?
On that note, who else thought her argument of the day would be -- You ain't getting any younger Ass-Oak 😆
Most Awaited Moment of the Day:
CV's finally gave us something that the entire forum has been screaming for for weeks ... a Mani-less episode.
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