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Originally posted by: pinkdaisy

Don't Ask Grandma Silly Questions!!! 😆

Hi Friends,

I hope you will like this joke..


In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs... Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
me.

You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher.

Yes, I know you."


The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."


The defense attorney almost died.


The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

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🤣 🤣 🤣 hilarious!!!!

@ pink daisy
What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.


no adult joke allowed........ 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: colorsAddict

hmmm... went to cute kids school to peak what they do

teacher: Nandini, where is yours homework

Nandini: maam, I stay in hostel. ??😲

Teacher: what is 3+5

Driti: 8

teacher : good and how much 8+8

Driti: I have only 10 fingures

Teacher: tell me teh 3 words that are mostly used

Nandini: I don't know

Teacher: good job, sit down beta

dekha.....how masoom me n Nandini are😳😳....bachhe man k sachhe😃

and btw u r jasoos-ing on us...😕😆

Originally posted by: colorsAddict

oh yes one more

teacher: what is difference between fact and opinion

one of cute kid's friend : maam, you are mast... this is fact. and we are still kids...this is your opinion

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kya.....??? humlogo k dost ne aisa kaha... teacher ko line mari😲
sab main hoon na ka asar hai....😉

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loh ji pehli sardar pe joke bante the abb cute kid pe banne lage hai.. aur pehle santa banta pe joke bante the abb dhriti nandini pe banne lage hai.. 😆

🤣 🤣 🤣 Superb Jokes Gals Good going!!!

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing

God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided

to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation,
She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way Home,she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?

" Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

Originally posted by: Dhriti.[/QUOTE

dekha.....how masoom me n Nandini are😳😳....bachhe man k sachhe😃

and btw u r jasoos-ing on us...😕😆

Originally posted by: ~~~~

loh ji pehli sardar pe joke bante the abb cute kid pe banne lage hai.. aur pehle santa banta pe joke bante the abb dhriti nandini pe banne lage hai.. 😆

hmmm kyonki cute kids ke school main nahi gaye....