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pinkdaisy

@pinkdaisy

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Posted: 15 years ago

#161

How to make a woman happy
To make a woman happy
...... A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
&

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone

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pinkdaisy

@pinkdaisy

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Posted: 15 years ago

#162

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
butdon't take as much time as you took for the first one,OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take1000 and add40 to it.. Now add another1000. Now add30 .
Add another1000 Now add20 Now add another 1000
Now add10 What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO!Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

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pinkdaisy

@pinkdaisy

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#163

whenever u find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
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***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
_____

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
_____

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
_____

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
_____

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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The Tilde Girl

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Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#164

this is what i found in TMKOC forum -

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CKrzh7mM6ofdGhCsAhjvATIIYIcBkPFcId8

image show nahi ho pa raha img option se.. sorry..😕

actually this ad was being shown in that forum's page.. 😆😆 dhriti dear our popularity is increasing day by day i guess.. 😆😆

Edited by ~~~~ - 15 years ago

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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#165

Originally posted by: ~~~~
this is what i found in TMKOC forum -

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CKrzh7mM6ofdGhCsAhjvATIIYIcBkPFcId8

image show nahi ho pa raha img option se.. sorry..😕

actually this ad was being shown in that forum's page.. 😆😆 dhriti dear our popularity is increasing day by day i guess.. 😆😆

🥳
😆

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The Tilde Girl

@~~~~

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#166

granny i want a hug....... 😭🤗

BTW were u able to see the pic through the link?? 😕

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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#167

Originally posted by: payel_roy
HEY YEH KYA MAIN SABSE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
teacher to student: wat's ur name

Student: mera naam sundar laal chadda hain

Teacher: maine tumi english main poocha toh tum bhi english mein jawaab do

Student : my name is beautiful red panty😆

nice translation....🤣
@Nandini alle wah...nandini dekho dekho payal mil gayi....u alwayz ask me abt her na...😆😆
😆

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The Tilde Girl

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Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#168

hmm.. i saw her.. but where is ur roy??😛

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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#169

Originally posted by: ~~~~
granny i want a hug....... 😭🤗

BTW were u able to see the pic through the link?? 😕

🤗🤗🤗🤗
but.... here i m one of the cute kid.... remember....??😳😳

ofcourse i can..... per pura nahi half...😆😆

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The Tilde Girl

@~~~~

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#170

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

🤗
but.... here i m one of the cute kid.... remember....??😳😳

ofcourse i can..... per pura nahi half...😆😆

half kyu?? 😕

gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yeh stupid IF system.. 😡 baar baar spamming not allowed bolke mujhe reply v ni karne deta.. abb toh har reply do baad type karna padhta hai.. 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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