Some amazing Breaking Dawan Quotes

7.12.08

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

7.13.08

Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"

7.14.08

Tanya: "Ah, Edward, I've missed you."

7.15.08

Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

7.16.08

Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties?
You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

7.17.08

Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."

7.18.08

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

7.19.08

Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

7.20.08

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

7.21.08

Edward: "Oops."

7.22.08

Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else.
Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."

7.23.08

Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you?
I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

7.24.08

Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."

7.25.08

Edward:"You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."

7.26.08

Sam:"This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."

7.27.08

Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."

7.28.08

Jasper:"I can't understand. I can't bear this."

7.29.08

Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."

7.30.08

Carlisle:"I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

7.31.08

Jacob:"I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

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i dont know the exact chapter but the blonde jokes Jacob makes for Rosalie were the bestzzzz, even edward had a hard time keeping his face straight