Aao Twist Karen - Ashish Nayyar Contest!! - Page 2

Comic dialogue

DK - Wahhh Disha what strength - which asli ghee parathas have you been eating..??..
Disha - None of your business, I'm not giving you any!!!
DK - Koh bhaat nahin, You were enjoying them so much you didn't wash your hands so I've got the ghee on my hands and I'm having it analysed so I can rub some on my leg...Hahahahaha
Disha (thinks) - How could I have been so Dumb!

Song-

Jaathe Jaathe tum chaale aathe ho
yeh toh bataah woh ka tum mera kaun ho...

Funny Scene

DK (sneers): Dekhte hain "hand wrestling" mein kiski jeet hoti hai; lad paaogi kya?

Waise, mujhe pata nahin tha ki main baarish mein bheeg kar "cute" lagta hoon (Smirks)

Disha (alarmed and thinks): DK ko mere sapne ke baare mein kaise pata chala?!

DK (grins and thinks): Thank God she talks in her sleep!

Song:
Aa dekhe zara
Kismein kitna hain dum
Jum ke rakhna kadam
Mere saathiya

DK: Tum kya sochte ho ke tum Sindoor or mangalsutrar pehen ke mere patni ban jayongi . Yeh kabhie nahin hoga so please dream on! Tum sirf or sirf or mere model ho samjhie! Meine tumhare jaise magroor or ghemandi ladki apne zindagi mein nahi dekhe!

Disha: Ghemandi or me? Mr ap hein ghemandi or magroor hum to sirf Disha hain hai! Sirf Disha! Tum itne gatiya ho ke tumhari patni kehlana mein mujhe Sharam aa rahe hein! Tum kya sochte ho ke mein tumhari patni bana chate ho. Cheen! Mein ap ne next door neighbour ke khutte se shadi kar loongi bar tumhare sat kabhie nahi! Kuti be ap se zada wafadar hein. Or yeh hath mujhe mat dekhao mein kohi DK VK Shegal se nahi darte samjhe! *Widens her eyes in order to support her self*

Mere Biwi Ja Jawaab Nahin
Sidi Saadhi Surat Iski Kitni Bholi
Shahad Se Bhi Zyaada Meethi Hai Iski Boli
Sidi Saadhi Surat Iski Kitni Bholi

Joothi Hai Yeh To Joothi Mujhse Takraar Karti
Upar Se Gussa Lekin Andar Se Pyaar Karti
Joothi Hai Yeh To Joothi Mujhse Takraar Karti
Upar Se Gussa Lekin Andar Se Pyaar Karti
Lagti Hai Gusse Mein Ye Aur Bhi Haseen

Well guys I could never b as creative as our gr8 talents on IF namely CB, mink, twine & Co but I've put a small something together........

My dialogue represents mashkari 😉 (combo of romance & fun) from dk & anger 😡 from dish (nothing new here guys)

DK - Arre disha saigal yeh din mein sapna dekhna bandh karo.......mein jaanta hoon ke mein itna irresistable 😉 hoon ke koi bhi apna hosh khode lekin mujhe tumse zaroori baat karni hai......

(Disha still doesn't move so dk waves his hand infront of her face for a reaction & she raises her hand aswell)

dk - yeh kya kar rahi ho disha?haath choro, koi dekhlega 😉 ......Hai re meri kismat yeh din bhi naseeb hua mujhe 😆 ......kitne mahino se chahta tha ke tum mera haath thamo......aur aaj finally tumne thaam liya......abh choroge nahi na?

Disha - (pulls her hand away in anger)......din mein sapna tum dekh rahe ho kyo ke disha bhosle disha saigal kabhi nahi banegi......

(Background score)
Haske to dekh tu ek baar khudh hi aa jaayegi phir bahaar
gaa le nayi sargam geet ek naya gaa
aaya naya mausam aaya din naya
chak de chak de chak de chak de saare gham
chak de chak de chak de tere sang hai hum

Mamta

Funny scene specially for Ashish

Disha: DK ! kitni bari mana kiya hai jab hum yeh game khel rahe hon toh cheating mat kiya karo. Tum mein sportsman spirt naam ki koi cheez nahi hai. Dhoke se jetna to tumhari purani aadat hai.

Dk: Kya meine kya kiya? Main toh sirf tumhare baal thik kar raha tha. Tum kitni chidchidi ho. Mujhe koi pharak nahi padta mein tumhare is stupid se game main jeeton.

Disha: pharak padta hai DK Sehgal kyon ki tum jante ho ki jo bhi pehle aankhen japkayega who hi aaj baartan manjhega. Aur aaj mein jeet kar rahoon gi (palak jhpak gayi shekhi marne ki koshish mein)

Dk: Yepee! Mein phir jeet gaya! Ab jaoo Disha bai bartan manjho aur haan kaam thik se karna varna paise kaat longa.

Song: Ho aaj musum
Baiman hai
Bada baiman hai aaj mausum
Anewala koi tufan hai
Koi tufan hai
Aaj mausum

loads of luv ❤️ & 🤗

Rang

Theme : Comedy.

DK to Disha : Tum na kehthi thi, tumhari aankhen jyada moti hai. Ab yeh dekho, meri jyaada moti hai, mera panja jyaada bada hai, meri angooti jyada badi hai…

Disha to DK : Par meri saree jyada transparant hai aur mere paas mangalsutra hai, jo tumhare paas nahi .


Song : Aaj na chodoonga tujhe dam dama dam... tune kya samjha hai mujhe dam dama dam.

All the Best to all those woh r participatin

Category: Comedy

Disha- Of course I know its our contract marriage, tumhe kya laga yeh sabb maine tumhare liye pehna hai (laffs) don't bother. Voh toh uss Inder ko lage ki meri shaadi ho chuki hai, aur usse jalaane keliye maine yeh sabb pehna hai. Jab dekho mooh uthaye Sehgal House chalaa aata hai…..Bappa uss lambu se mera peecha chutt jaye, to yeh sab mein utaar doongi.

DK – lo bataao, hamesha apne fayde ke barein mein sochti hai, yahan mein khush hua ki yeh sabb mere liye pehna hai, hai mein marr jaawa, kya deemag paaya hai

Song: "uski aankhon mein baatein, baaton mein jadoo
jadoo mein kho gaye hum hogaye beqabu
i looked at you, you looked at me
aur hogayi mushkil
and you became my destiny tuhi meri manzil
dus bahane karke legaye dil legaye dil
dus bahane karke legaye di

Category: Romantic

DK – Mrs. DK Sehgal bann karr tum Chand ki Chandini, Raag ki Raagini, Suraj ki Roshni se kum nahi lag ri ho. Hum Tumhare hai Sanam kyun ki, Aashiq Banaaya Aap Ne, Shaadi Karke Phas Gayaa Yaar, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, tum hi ho meri Biwi No.1

Disha – tum kissi Cinema Hall pe paydaa hu a the kya, aur yeh Chandini, Roshini aur Ragini tumhari ex- girl friends lagti hai.

Song:Ek Din Aap Yoon Humko Mil JayengePhool Hi Phool Raahon Mein Khil JayengeMaine Socha Na Tha

Category : COMEDY

DK: Disha!! What are you saying?? Are you kidding?? I thought your hair was for real

Disha: No I'm serious. I'm bald since birth. I have less hair than yours.

DK: Let me check it out!

Disha: Stop!! I don't want you to see me bald.

DK: You can't win with me. I will take out that wig of yours when you go to sleep tonight.

Disha: I should start locking door of my bedroom from tonight!!

DK starts teasing/singing…

Chaudhavi ka CHAAND ho.. ya aaftab ho.. Jo Bhi Ho Tum Khuda Ki Kasam Lazwaab Ho..