Aao Twist Karen - Ashish Nayyar Contest!! - Page 3

LOLLLL...memsaab ....disha is bald 😆 😆 😆 LOLZ

Dedicated to Ashish Nayyar, the man of perfection....😳

Category: Romantic 😉

Dk is about to wipe the sindoor off disha's forhead, when disha stops him.....their palms interwine...dk holds her palm tighter

Disha: ( trying to get her palm out of his STRONG fist) Chodho mera haath! Main kehti hu chodho mujhe!

Dk: ( comes closer to her...and grabs her other hand as well...and pulls her closer to him....so she almost bumps into him 😉 😳 ) ( smiles naughtily) Aur agar main naa chodho to? 😉

Disha already melted by our Dk's Dhaazu andaaz ...blinks...and looks down...sharmaate hue....as she is unable to face him...a faint blushing smile escapes her face... 😳

Dk: ( moves his head even closer to hers...and slowee whispers in her left ear....still smiling naughtily) To? 😉

Disha.....who is sharam se paani paani.😳..gives a bigger smile....while continously looking down....as Dk's naughty eyes are fixed on her...😳disha on the other hand is blushing and feeling uncomfortable 😳 at the same time....as Dk stares at her with those Lovely sharabhi, pyaar aur jasbaat se bhari aankhien... 😳

As Dk keeps staring into her lovely, kaali, aur nashili annkhien...😳.the background music sings

" Jaadoo hain nasha hain.....madhooshiya...tujhko bhulake ab jao kaha....dekhti hain.....jis tarah se... 😳 teri nazre mujhe......main khudko chupau kaha?????...... 😳 "

Written and Conceived by Bomby~
the biggest deewani of Ashish.... 😳
ask any1! 😆

Angry

DK: Disha maan lo meri baat. Dil na thodo.

Disha: Dil na jalao. Haath chodo. Chale jaao.

DK: Deewana hoon tera. Na Haath na saath chodoga.

Disha: Kis disha mein jaoon. Kaisa nasib…kaisa din yeh dhikaya

Song: Dil ki ye aarzoo thi koyi dilruba mile Dil ki ye aarzoo thi koyi dilruba mileLo ban gaya naseeb ke tum hum se aa mile

so here is mine

disha: dk Bhagwan ne hum dono ko ek dusre ke liya banaya hai, tumne ek baath notice kiya hai kya?😛

dk: now what happened disha 😕

disha:hum dhono ka naam letter "D" se shuru hotha hai😃

dk: ha disha i never noticed it😛

dk and disha hold hands romantically 😳😉

and then in chorus they say .....:AND ABOVE ALL WE BOTH ARE DUMB-BELLS"😆😉😆(again letter "D")

song :Dum Maaro Dum Bolo Subah Shaam

Hare Krishna Hare Ram

Here is my script. This is my first try, so please keep your jootas and tamatars away! Bahut maherbaani hogi!

Theme: Romantic

Disha: (DK holding her hand firmly) Yeh kya battamizi hai. Chodo mera haath. Mein koi Sanya ya Pori nahi hoon jo tumhari baho me khichi chali aaoo

DK: (Holds her tighter and brings her closer) Aur mein bhi koi Inder ya Vedant nahi hu jo bina koshish kiye hi chod du...Kyon darati ho Disha...Why don't you admit that you feel something for me...Jub bhi mein tumhe dekhta hoon, tumhare paas aata hoon, choota hoon, tum pighal jaati ho, tum pani pani ho jati ho...Tum jaanti ho ko sirf mera khayal, meri ek nazarse tumhare seene me gudgudi hoti hai. Kyon ladati ho apne dil se?

Disha: What nonsense DK...lagta hai kuch jyadahi peelee hai aaj.

DK: Yeh nasha kuch aur hi hai Disha...jiksa asar tumhe bhi dhire dhire hone laga hai.

dilbar mere kab tak muze, ayese hee tadapaaoge
mai aag dil mein lagaa doongaa wo, ke pal mein pighal jaaoge
yek din aayegaa, pyaar ho jaayegaa
mai aag dil mein lagaa doongaa wo, ke pal mein pighal jaaoge

Hi

Funny

DK: Disha dekho mein tumhari nak par maki bethi thi woh hatane ki koshish kar raha tha choro mujhe usko marne do...Tum kia samjhi thi ke mein tumhara haath pakrna chata tha 😆 😆 😆

Disha: Yeh Nak Disha Bhosle ki naak ke tum ne usko choya kaise... 😡 Tumahri Itni himmat kia tum apne aap ko gabbar Singh Samjhte hoo 😆 😆

DK: Arey yahan par to neeki kar aur dariya mein dal wali baat hai...Mein to Tumhari nak bachne ki koshish kar raha tha 😆 😆 😆 😆

Disha: DK try bhi maat karna warna meri jooti hogi aur tumhara sar 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

DK: Khayal karo Disha mein transplant ko soch raha hoon aur tum mujhe aur ghanja karni ki😆😆

Tere Chere se Nazar Nahi Hati Nazaran Hum Kia Dekhein

Tujhe mil ki bhi pyaas nahin ghati nazare hum kia dekhein

Samy

Anger

DK to Disha – Tum is DK ko nahi jaanthi… Challenge na karna hume, sabhi challenge mein hum hi jeethenge, chahe woh Aankh phulane ki, ya phir panja ladane ki…Aur itna khush na hona.. agar tum jeet jaaogi, tho hum tumhari aankhen noch lenge.. Mera yeh daava hai… tumhari nazaron ki waar ko thodke doonga main…

Disha – Thik hai…

Song:

Yeh lo main haari piya, hui teri jeet re, kaheka jhagda balam, nayi nayi preet hai….

okk here goes mine romance/comedy

dk: arreh disha tumhe bauth chook hain nah meri patni banekha .... mere biwi no 1( disha looks away angrliy) chaloo ajj raat meerah saath disco mehin aoo.....
disha: tumhara saath kabhi nahin ....aur tum mujhe farrogeh yeh tumhari stick koh....aur waiseh tumhre jasiee bundhar ke saath aur mahin.....kabhi nahin.........meri bhi toh koi reputation hai mr seghal...........
dk: accha tumhari repuation ...( grabs her hand)
disha: chee.....merah hath choora patna nahin tumhara gandhe gandhe haath kah kah gayeh hogya.......
dk: abhi toh kahin nahin gaih magar mahin mahin dekhata hoo kaha kha jaa sakte hain 😉 😉 ( disha gets embrassed) 😳

background song: kisi disco mehin jayieh,

kisi hotel mehin kahin

koi dekhlena hume yaha

kahie gumkhe ayye hum chaloo ishq lariye sanaam

Love Asian Princess/ Dk ki deewani 😉

Comedy

Disha: Tum mujhe aise kya dekh rahe ho? Jitni nafrat tumhari aankhon mein hai uss se kahin zaada nafrat mere dil mein hai.

DK: Tum isse nafrat samjhti ho?! Yeh toh mere pyaar ki intehah hai.. main tumhe ek baar chuna chahta hoon (he takes his hand towards Disha)

Disha: Mujhe haath lagaane ki galti matt karna.. warna..

DK: Warna kya Disha.. current marogi mujhe? 😆 Meri muscles nahin dekhi kya.. ya phir tum bhi meri aakhon mein toh nahin kho gayi 😉 hota hai hota hai.. pyaar mein aisa hee hota hai 😆

Song:
Iss pyaar se meri taraf na dekho,
pyaar ho jayega
Pyaar ho gaya toh teer dil ke,
paar ho jayega