Part VII
Asit and Kinnari gave one snap of their marriage to the press so that they stop saying they are in a live –in relationship. The newly weds Asit & Kinnari stepped in the house and sat in the drawing room of the 1BK flat. Kinnari and Asit were both in some thoughts. Asit looked at Kinnari and was wondering something; while Kinnari too looked at him and was in deep thoughts. They both were trying to realize did they ever think they would marry a partner like this. Both smiled thinking something and the conversation started, they wanted to know why both laughed silently.
Asit: hey Kinnari why laughing, u were thinking something?
Kinnari: Yes I am thinking... no actually wondering... never thought of marriage. When my friends use to talk to me about marriage I would tell them, Dad would kill me if I think of it. For 5 years, no marriage plans I use to tell them. They will laugh at me knowing I married within 5 days of saying that sentence.
Asit: I know… it happens.. After my girlfriend ditched me, I was like marriage NO!… I can let all girls throw their arms around me but am not going to fall in love or marry anyone now,I would keep saying this to myself. when fictional girlfriend lie started I would feel one fine day will say I left my fictional Girlfriend and shut their mouth but something else happened. I wanted no one should link me with anyone, I am having someone I have informed hoping they will not ask about other linkups…never knew it will turn like this…
Both laughed and felt destiny kismat plays such an important role in life. God has some other plans which we r'nt aware. Asit smiled and made the sofa cum bed ready for Kinnari to sleep in the drawing room and he kept her luggage and gifts in one of the cupboard in the bedroom. Both got freshen up and sat watching TV and taking the congratulatory calls. Food was delivered from the hotel both ate and sat chatting…
Asit: Kinnari u know there are so many female actors in this industry who always asked me to come with them to some party , and I would just ignore them , at that time I had my girlfriend with me. I never thought I would end up marrying someone like u. U know one of my female friend she works in television, she has stopped talking to me knowing I got married. She is heart broken all tell me. She love me I came to know. I never knew she liked me so much. Aww .. (He smiled feeling great that someone likes him so much.) She is so beautiful... I hope she waits for a year... (He laughed)
Kinnari: Good u can plan after a year as well... but I am caught in a situation where I feel terrible…
Asit: U r so lucky, I mean u came for an autograph & photograph a mere glimpse of Asit Bhasin the star and here u have so much time, a whole year to spend with me. (Smiling with a lot of pride)
Kinnari a bit uncomfortable and not able to understand: Excuse me.. Who told u I came to see and meet u at ur shoot. I just went there to see the shooting without knowing which serial or film shooting is going on. I didn't even take ur autograph or photograph like my other friends did. I didn't even look at u more than once. I was so disappointed that I wasted my time standing near the gate to see the shooting; it would be worth standing instead in the queue to collect my MBA form, which I had to do later.
Asit: What u want to say I can't get it…
Kinnari: what! simple.. I don't like u as an actor.. actually please don't mind but I don't like the work u do I don't watch ur serial and I feel terrible that a person like me who is so intelligent and smart , by chance I was just standing next to u and have to pay for it like hell. I mean if destiny had to play games than kuch aur hota koi aur hota… I just hate ur serial and when I hear ur patent dialogue 'Maa ki khichdi mamta ghee se bhari, Biwi ki khichdi mey kya mehak hai; Kammal yeh kahani, gano se bhari Zaivaro se sajji kya chakachak hai'
I hear this and I feel like throwing u I mean the character u play in the near by well and say chullu bhar pani nahi puraa Kuwaa lelo but get ur senses back. At every two months u I mean the character u play have some women in ur life and u have some majuburi to be with her….God save the woman I would feel who is ur girlfriend? she has to bear a person who will be working 16 hours on such a crap story… I use to wonder u have a really bad taste in work and was wanting to know what choice u make in ur personal life….but what I knew.. My destiny will make me go through such such hardships... Oh, other smart girls like me would be sympathetic towards me ..I know.. ohhh God has been really harsh to me…
Asit got shocked and stunned he looked at her with anger..
Asit: U don't know.. I have .. aa I have so many female fans they do all sort of things, many call themselves by my name, send me gifts, make fan clubs, become my official net wife's and keep me updated on each of my scene and response to it.. They love me as I am their family part… I and my serial get so many TRsp.. It's the no .1 show u know.. My fans r not only in India but all over the world.
Kinnari : I wish some of ur female fan should have followed u and be the one to marry u, it would be such a relief…. And if it had to happen with me.. Why not some actor whom I like.. Kaash Shahid kapoor hota.. Height would have matched properly , I would have forgiven about his initial choice of girlfriendsalso …Kaash Karan grover hii hota .. I wouldn't have mind his onscreen love making scenes or his off screen female fans getting jealous of me… Kaash Salman Khan hi hota.. I would have not mind the age difference…. Kaaash Rajeev Khandelwal hota…. I would have managed all his net wife's and even his link ups… ….but U…of all.. .
She made a face trying to console herself. Asit who was upset with her words said with a matter of fact attitude…
Asit : Oooo Kinnari… U still don't know females r crazy about whom? waise there are many similarities among all the actors who mentioned with me… I am a step ahea actually but u wont realize…. Ur choice is like that … Anyways.. I don't care whether u like some other actors… even I would have wanted some great beautiful smarter girl to be in ur place… destiny made me be with u …
Asit made a small face and took a deep breath, which irritated Kinnari. Kinnari getting a bit upset as she feels she in her right is far more intelligent, smarter and beautiful as well.. said..
Kinnari: U have similarities with the actors I mentioned .. oh really … apart from the fact that they r actors tell me at least one similarity and one point u have and they don't…
Asit tried to avoid but as he saw her face smiling with pride …he answered …
Asit: Ok… Shahid Kapoor .. similarity his girlfriend left him same in my case and one point advantage in my case.. My height .. (he laughed…)
Kinnari face had an expression as if what big deal about it…
Asit continued: Next … Karan grover.. Similarity …aa we both have good physique… (Kinnari in her mind was saying.. just measure ur biceps and his….she smiled with that thought) one point I have and he doesn't….he thought and said… Oh… aa.. girls go gaa gaa over him… but in my case… girls, guys and gays all goo gaa gaa over me…
He winkled and raised his eyebrow Kinnari had an expression of eeww chii what rubbish he is talking….
Asit: Hmm Salman Khan. Similarity… aa.. we both do a lot of social service..
Kinnari quipped : I havnt seen ur socialservice…
Asit: didn't I pay ur hotel bill…
Kinnari looked at him with anger… she asked what about one advantage point..
Asit: I don't drink and drive, I haven't ever lift my hand on a woman….and I don't enjoy hunting as a sport.
Kinnari looked at him with a helpless expression..
Asit : ..Now done.. (feeling extremely happy he tried to go to his room)..
Kinnari screamed..: Oooo… what about Rajeev Khandelwal….
Asit looked at her: I thought that was enough..
He thought for some time and then replied…
Asit: similarity .. Aa our initials.. See his name intials RK are the initial of the legend Raj Kapoor as well… same with me.. AB… living legends Amitabh Bacchan too.. isn't it?
Kinnari heard and was amused
Asit..: About a point in advantage… He smokes and I don't…
Kinneri told softly.. 'really u dont smoke...' Asit whispered... mom dad woudl kill me if i smoke! Delhi pollution was enough they said to kill ,no need of this added poison in the air..and waise bhi while modellgin my diet chart impllied not to smoke..teeth look good..lips healthy..and..
Kinneri: Stop..it hear... . .. ! fine.. go.... i am feelgin sleepy with ur answers ...
He went towards his room, Kinnari felt she missed this opportunity to prove him dumb…. And the serial he works in a real waste show…
Both slept and wondered How! Can they go through the 364 days left together… They slept deciding they would ignore and avoid any conversations….'Together by chance, not to converse by any chance…'
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