Loopy : You don't exist for me. I killed you.
Hotty : I am taking off my shirt
Loopy : I am not Gully (gullible gul khan)
Hotty : For the Love of Chotey, I mean, Titanic, get over it
Loopy : You Dumbo Bimbode. You are still talking to me. So which means you are not dead. Go eat some Mentos.
Hotty : Yes I am not dead. OMASR. Then that blast. And us all dying.
Loopy : I don't have to tell you anything.
Hotty : Oh, you are pulling an Ekta.
Loopy : If you don't shut up, I will give you Ek Laath where it matters the most. You take that name one more time, you will go work of her.
Hotty : I am sorry. How can I make it up to you. Smiles, Smirks, Pouts
Loopy : Dude. I am not Aman or Creepy.
Happy : Hola Loopy. What is happening
Hotty : She is alive too. OMASR. OMDM. OML (Oh My Loopy). I am so happy. Unbelievable
Happy : Loopy. You want me to do the honors. You want me to *cough* where it matters.
Hotty : Pssst Loopy. Please tell me Weepy at least died. I can't take the sobbing and bobbing and hopping and weeping anymore.
Weepy : Chotey. Waa!! Chotey. Waaa! Chotey. Waa!!!
Hotty : It cannot be. I am hallucinating.
Weepy hugs Chotey and is jumping and hopping and sobbing and bobbing and weeping and crying and bawling and ..
Hotty Looks at Happy as if to rescue him.
Happy : Weepy. Unheyji is looking for soap.
Weepy : Unheyji. Sob. I am crying. Sob. I mean I am coming. Sob.
Weepy : Actually I would. I would be Sobbing a Lot.
Hotty : Picks up his phone and says sexily, hi.
Aman : Hello Hotty
Hotty : Hi Babes. You are alive too. I will go kiss Loopy
Aman : It is better if you kiss her on the cheek sir. Do not go for the lips. You do not know how to do that yet.
Hotty : I know how to Aman
Aman : No you don't sir. Last time, when you wanted to kiss Happy on the cheek, I had to show you Sir.
Hotty : Shut up. No wonder Mohan resigned. He had a girlfriend. Stop kissing staff and then balming me for it and cuts the phone and it rings again.
Hotty : Hello
Creepy : Saley Saab. When will you come back to RM. I miss you. I mean Grudgy my could be daughter misses you.
Hotty : Unbelievable. Loopy. Creepy is alive too. I definitely will kiss you now.
Loopy : Dude. Go get some experience first. Bada Aaya Chotey.
Loopy Ponders : Hmm. That is interesting. Bada Aaya Chotey.
Hotty : Looks like everyone is alive. But the blast was real.
Trashy : I bill investibate. Kalick Kalick Kaluck Kaluck.
Lamey : Hotty : A coin has two sides. I mean a character has double sides. One is you. The other is body double. Since we all needed some time off, Loopy wrote the last portion, the "Next Day" of the previous episode with body doubles. Just like we had body doubles, the GH was a House Double and the RM was a Mansion Double. So no one died and nothing was destroyed.
Hotty : I didn't get time off.
Loopy : You did. You went and bought a store you bimbode. Remember!!! ChainJunkie.
Hotty : Even body doubles did not die?
Loopy : Slaps him upside the head, pinches and pulls his ear and says, doubles don't die. So no one died. If you don't get back to work, you will die. No, not with a blast, but with what I will make Happy do to you. Remember the bathroom scene.
Hotty : Ok ok ok. You are such a loser.
Loopy : Happy, take him away and go on a rampage
Happy : Loopy. We rock!!!
Back To The Episodes
Hotty : Aunty Slappy and Buajy Bloody. I got Golgappas. They gave it in nice reusable plastic containers. They look better than my bathroom
Hotty : Loopy. Cut It Out. Don't make me self deprecate. I am only good at self appreciate.
Loopy : No wonder Happy and audience eyes are still virgins. Think about others now and then, you selfish prude
Hotty : I am not a prude. I am a dude
Happy : Gol Gappa. Aaj Mausam Hai Suhana, Gol Gappa Vey Ka Bahana What The What The.
Happy : I know what the. What The Gappa
Happy licks her lips : Oh slurp. Ahh. Little Sweet. Ummm. Little Sour. Oooh Little Spice. Slurp Slurp Slurp.
Hotty eyes widened and he was entranced
Bloody : Your hubby got them. First thank him
Happy : Drops the Gappa.
Hotty Ponders : No. Don't leave me hanging. I had mentos. I am MentalErotic now.
Happy : Hmm. Wait. Why shouldn't I enjoy. Loopy did give me free reign.
Happy : I will eat one.
Happy : Takes one. Makes the Gappa all ready. Opens her mouth wide and bites into the Gappa. Pani rushes into her mouth and she gulps the water down and some escape her lips. She wipes it with finger, gives a smoldering look at Hotty and chugs another and another and another.
Hotty Ponders : Damn OMASR!! It is so hard.
Loopy : There goes the thudding and dying. Stop you buffoons.
Hotty : It is so hard not to watch her ravish them Gappas like that. Oh man. I wish I was the Gappa. Awww.
Bloody : Feed one to Damaaddy too.
Happy : Walks to him, saying so many things with her eyes.
Happy : Picks a puri, checks if it is firm flicks a hole in it, fills it with pani and stuff.
Hotty Involuntarily Opens his mouth.
Happy : Resisted the urge to pounce on him and kiss him and suck his tongue.
Happy puts the Gappa and Hotty reaches nirvana
FM1 : Oh Hotty Came
FM2 : Nirvana does not mean he came. It means heaven
FM3 : Shut the fiction up. He thudded, He Died. He came to heaven.
Loopy : FM3. I love you.
Happy takes her pinky finger and wipes his lips starting at one corner and deliberately traversing every bump and crevice of his upper lip. Happy then takes her thumb and repeats the wiping on his lower lip.
Constructive Critics : That Happy has no right to touch Hotty. She was trying to choke poor Hotty. Can't she see how scared he is. She is trying to kill him
Tia : Shut the fiction up. Learn the difference between coming and going.
Happy : You want more dear.
Hotty : Tongue hanging and panting. Yes Yes Yes
Happy : Well I can't do this standing. Let me sit in your lap.
Hotty : Nahi !!!!!! and runs away.
In the bedroom
Happy : Hotty. I forgive you. I wont torture you anymore. I saw your state when you were running away. I will not tease you anymore.
Hotty : World Peace. We are back on.
Happy Ponders : What a Gullible Idiot. Idiot he is but, he is damn sexy. I do not know when Loopy will stop being a prude.
Loopy : Essqueeze Mwee. She thinks that when she ponders I wouldn't know?Happy. Wait and see.
Morning
Weepy is knocking on the bedroom. I mean Bloody
Bloody : Hotty Damaaddy. Here is Tea.
Bloody : Haila Happy. Why are you covered in a blanket and shivering. Oh it is the AC. But RM also has AC
Happy : Brr !!! Yes. There Big Room. Nothing Happens. Brrr !! Here. Small Room. Everything gets cold and shrivels up.
Hotty Ponders : She and her double meaning dialogues. I would have been safer marrying a Nymph!!!
Bloody Buajy leaves and closes the door.
Hotty turns around and looks seductively at Happy.
Happy : What is he up to
Hotty : Hands on his hips, walks slowly towards her and is locked on her face.
Happy Thinks : Yay!!! Finally. Oh baby. Yes
Hotty take the cup from her, removes the blanket and throws it away, puts his hands on the bed and leans into Happy.
Happy : Instinctively moves back. Her bosom is heaving like it is auditioning for Dirty Picture. She is unable to control the heaving.
Hotty : Comes inches from her face, his gaze locked into her gaze.
Happy : Unable to meet his gaze lowers her gaze.
Happy : See the half smile, full smirk and sexy pout.
Hotty : Yes. Your nose is red. Wanted to make sure.
Hotty : Turns around and walks away slowly with his hips doing the needed seduction now.
Happy collapses onto the bed.
Shining like pearls are pani drops on Happy Lips oh Happy Lips
Wishing she can feed and touch Hotty Lips oh Hotty Lips
Singing about the love in the making are viewer minds oh viewer minds
Wishing about the love making are mature minds oh mature minds.
Happy :
Hotty Aaaja Hotty Hai Mera Mera
Hotty I know your desires
Why don't I become Tera Tera
And tell fulfill my desires
Hotty :
Tera hone laga hoon.
World Peace Khone Laga Hoon
Jabse Gappa Gulped hoon.
Oh
Tere Hone Laga hoon
World Peace Khone Laga Hoon
Do Badan milan Soon!!!
Side Scene Of The Day : Hotty proves he likes jumping to conclusions and is over eager to please Bloody and Slappy more than Happy for unknow reasons to him. When there is ruckus in the house, he asks Happy what is happening to which Happy says it is prickkika shadi. Hotty asks who is this prickkiha? Music keeps blaring and dhinka chicka keeps happening, words keep getting drowned and we are back to square one. Complete Insanity.
Loopy !!!
With foot firmly placed in mouth.
Loopy Ponders : Mera MU itna nahi opens. And this MU never closes. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
O Humnava Tum Dena Saath Mera
Anupamaa
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