Hey guys...
I know m quite overdue with the holi update and I profusely apologise for the very same. The reason being my heavy overload of submissions. However to compensate I m uploading a long update. Hope u all love it. And don't forget to comment. 😉
Part 4 B
Twinkle , with her suitcase got inside the lobby and went towards her room... No.. Their room. Standing outside a bit away from the door , she notices Kunj with his books.
Twinkle ( thinking ) : I know Kunj ki tum iss waqt tum mujseh bahot naraaz honge... Yeh soch rahe honge ki ab maine kaunsa naya siyaapa shuru ki hai par Kunj ; Yuvi se jeetne ka sirf yahi hai ek tareekha aur humare rishte ko main Yuvi ke inn ghatiya chalon ke wajah se tootne nehi denge chahe tum mujseh kitne bhi naraaz kyun naa ho...
Wiping away a lone tear that has threatened to fall , Twinkle ; muttering a silent prayer to her Babaji to support her in this new mission of hers , places her right foot inside.
Twinkle : ( faking her happiness ) haye... Apne kamre me aane ka maaza kuch aur hi hota hai.. Sahi kaha naa Kunj ??? ( she looks at Kunj who was totally ignoring her )
Twinkle : ( in her mind ) Mujeh pata hai Kunj iss waqt tum mujseh bahot naraaz ho par bahot iss naraazgi ko main pyaar me badlakar hi rehenge.., aur uska pehla padaav hoga kal.. ( she smiles at this thought )
Kunj notices her smiling and thinks : ab kya chal raha hai iske dimaag me ? Ek tho main yahaan isse naraaz hoon aur isko maazak sooj rahi hai... Unbelievable!!
Twinkle then goes and changes to sleepwear and as she was about to call it a day , her phone rings.
Twinkle : ( answering ) hello... Haan Chinky... sab set hai na ? Great ... Kal toh bahot mazze karenge ( amidst the call , she inwardly smiles as she notices Kunj observing her out of corner of his eye ; while pretending to sleep )
After talking , Twinkle goes to bed. As soon as lights are off, Kunj sits up.
Kunj : yeh ladki ab kya naya siyaapa plan kar rahi ?? Aisa kya hai kal ?? ( checks his phone and realises that tomorrow is holi ) shit !! Zaroor yeh holi ki hi tyaari hi kar rahi hogi... ( he goes to the bed & taps Twinkle on her shoulder ) Twinkle!!! Utt ... Mujhe tumseh kuch baat karni hai ... Twinkle!!! ... Dekho yeh ladki kaise ghode bej kar so rahi hai..
Twinkle had already heard him 1st time itself but was showing a deaf ear to irritate him. Finally...
Twinkle : ( acting a yawn ) Kunj.. Kya hai ?? Kyun meri beauty sleep kharab kar rahi ho ??
Kunj : natak band karo apna.. Sab pata hai mujeh tere kal ke plan ke bare me...
Twinkle : ( sarcastically ) Achaa??? Aisa kausa plan hai jo tumhe pata hai aur mujeh nehi ??
Kunj : ( sarcastically ) hehe.. Very funny
Twinkle : jee bilkul... Jab maine kuch plan kiya hi nehi toh phir tum mujh par aise ilzaam kaise laga sakte ho Kunj ??? Saaf saaf maan kyun nehi lete ki yeh sab mujseh baat karne ke vaaste ek bahana hai ??
Twinkle grins as realisation strikes Kunj ; he had promised himself that he wouldn't talk to her and he himself broke it. ( aaja ve sajna plays )
Kunj : ( composing himself ) aisa ... Aisa kuch nehi hai... Woh bas .., tu naa topic ko badlo math... Khabardar agar kal mujeh rangne ki koshish ki tho aur mujseh umeed bhi mat rakh ki main tere saath holi khelenge kal.
Twinkle : ( thinking ) yeh rang kya cheez hai Kunj ? Tumne toh mujeh pehle hi apne pyaar ke rang me rang chuke ho... ( out loud , in full Twinkle attitude ) uski zaroorat nehi hogi kyunki kal tum khud mujeh rangne ki ijazzat doge...
Kunj : khule aankh sapne dekhne ke baare me sirf suna hai... Aaj dekh bhi liya.
Twinkle : yeh sapna kuch hi ghanton me sach bhi ho jayenge ..
Kunj : acha ? Dekhte hain... Agar yeh challenge tum jeethi toh tum jo bologe woh main karungi.. Manzoor ?
Twinkle : manzoor.
Both stare at each other with tashan wala attitude ( tashan e ishq bg )
Next morning , Kunj wakes up quite early before Twinkle ; at 5am . His eyes move towards the sleeping figure. Unknowingly a smile creeps up on his face as he watches her sleep. He then goes to the bathroom to freshen up. As the door shuts, Twinkle checks through one eye if the coast is clear and then sits up on bed.
Twinkle : ( happily ) Finally !! Holi aa hi gayi.. Aaj toh shaadi ke baad mera pehla holi hai Kunj ke saath... ( gets sad ) agar yeh accident nehi hota toh aaj ka din kitna yaadgar hota... ( brightens up ) chalo ! Koi baat nehi... Toh kya hua agar Kunj holi khelna nehi chahthi toh.. Main toh Holi kunj ke saath khel sakthi hoon naa.. So Mr. Kunj Sarna... Tayyar ho jao apni biwi ke rang me rangne ke liye... ( gives a million dollar smile )
She then takes her phone and calls someone . " haan Cheeku... Tumhe yaad hai tumhe kya karna hai... Dekh koi gadbad nehi honi chahiye.. Tikh hai... Ok.. Chal rakthi hoon. "
She then goes to the balcony and brings a bucket filled with red coloured liquid which she had hid last night itself after Kunj slept. Leaning against the wall next to the bathroom
" ek... Do... "
Meanwhile inside the bathroom , Kunj had freshened up and was lathering himself under shower. And as Twinkle counted 3 , the shower stopped working and as she reached 5 , she could hear " Twinkle!!!!! "
Twinkle : ( grinning ) ab aaya na mazaa... Ab meri baari... ( acts ) Chilla kyun rahe ho Kunj ??? Main kamre me hi hoon koi kabristan mein nehi jo ki tum iss tarah chila rahe ho...
Kunj ( face full covered with soap ) kya ?? Kabristan?? Kuch bhi ?
Twinkle : yeh kya khud se badbada rahe ho ??? Mujeh faltu me waste karne ke liye time nehi hai... Jaldi bata baat kya hai ??
Kunj : Twinkle!!! Paani kyun nehi hai ???
Twinkle : areh mujeh kya pata paani kyun baand hui ?? Puch tho aise rahe ho jaise ki poori Amritsar ko paani main hi pahunchathi hoon...
Kunj : Bakwass baand karo Twinkle aur jaldi kuch karo !!! Aankh jal rahi hai meri..
Twinkle : ( acting ) par poore ghar main paani nehi hai .. Kahan se paani laungi main ?? Acha acha.. main kuch sochti hoon... Haan yaad aya.. Woh balcony main ek balti paani rakhi hai podhon ke vaste .. Thoda milavat hai usme par phir bhi kaam chalane vaste sahi hai... Main laun kya??
Kunj : haan haan... Kuch bhi laa tu...
Twinkle : ( giving a hundred watt smile , yelps softly in excitement ) yes yes !!!
She brings the bucket near her and knocks. A soap covered Kunj with just towel around his waist opens the door. Twinkle gapes at her hot husband for a minute and is brought back to earth by Kunj 's " mantha hu ki tumhara pati hot aur handsome hai par khade khade mere muh kya dekh rahe ho ??? Jaldi pekho paani !!! "
Twinkle gets irritated with his one liner ; composes herself & splashes the entire bucket of red coloured water on him. The soap washes away from his body but he gets stained red.
Twinkle ( screaming ) : KYUNKI BURA NAA MANO HOLI HAI !!!!!!
Kunj looks at his red stained body and anger starts building up. He lifts his head to find Twinkle laughing her heart out . Suddenly he finds his anger subsiding as he sees Twinkle happy.
Kunj : ( in mind ) yeh kya ho raha hai mujeh ? Naraaz hoon par phir bhi main zyada der tak isse naraaz kyun nehi reh paa rahi hai ??
A small smile forms on his face as he stares at Twinkle.
Twinkle : ( happily ) kaha tha naa maine ki yeh challenge jeet lungi... Ab toh tumhe meri baat maani hi hogi
Kunj stares at her ; lost in her beauty , walks towards her slowly.
Twinkle ; a bit surprised and shocked walks backwards ; hits the bed and falls. Kunj falls on top of her and both shares an eye lock. ( aaja ve sajna plays ) Twinkle closes her eyes in anticipation of a romantic gesture from Kunj while Kunj moves towards her cheek to colour her when he suddenly remembers all the past days happenings and slowly gets up from her. He then pulls Twinkle towards his chiseled bare bodied chest. Twinkle who had her eyes closed till then got shocked with his changed demeanour.
Kunj ( softly ) : Aaj jo kiya so kiya... Aynda se kabhi bhi meri shower band karne ki koshish bhi math karyo... Samji tum ? ( Twinkle frantically nods her head in agreement )
Kunj lets her go and turns towards the bathroom when Twinkle stops him by holding his hand.
" Aur meri sharth ? "
( pause )
( back still turned towards Twinkle ) " Main apne zubaan ke bahot pakke hoon... Kuch logo ke tarah nehi jo apna kiya hua vadha bhi tod de.. "
Those words sting Twinkle a bit as she watches Kunj go into the bathroom.
Twinkle ( Wiping a lone tear that escapes her eye ) : kab tak ?? Babaji.. Kab tak kunj mujseh iss tarah naraaz rehenge?? Par koi baat nehi ... Agar Kunj ziddi hai toh Twinkle maha ziddi hai ... Kunj ko Mana kar hi rahungi ..
She goes downstairs.
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Kunj comes out of the bathroom after finally getting rid of the colour as far as possible. He scans the room only to find her missing.
" yeh Twinkle kahan chali gayi ab ?? "
Suddenly he hears bhajans being sung downstairs.
( hits his forehead ; exasperatedly ) " ab kausa naya siyaapa shuru ki hai yeh siyaapa queen ? "
He goes downstairs to find Twinkle in standing in front of the mandir , dupatta covering her head like a typical daily soap bahu ; singing bhajans at 6 in the morning.
Apparently he was not the only one who was irritated by Twinkle that day. Anita , Yuvraj , Mahi , Usha , Cherry were a part of the gang as well. Bebe was for strange reasons happy with Twinkle 's bahu avatar.
Cherry : oyye ! Yeh subah subah mandir ko kaun par le aaya hai.. Good for nothing !! ( sleepily , rubbing his eyes )
Simultaneously
Anita ( to Yuvi ) : ab kaunsa naya drama shuru hone wali hai ??
Yuvi ( smirking ) dekte hain...
Twinkle ( turning in typical bahu style ) : good morning !! ( Goes to Bebe )Pairi pauna bebe ( to which Bebe reciprocates )
Kunj : yeh sab kya hai Twinkle ??? ( Irritatedly )
Twinkle : ( looking at Kunj ) kya hai matlab ? Pooja kar rahi thi.. Aaj holi hai isliye .. Maine kuch galat kiya hai kya ? Bebe ?? ( looks at her to which she approves of Twinkle. ) Dekha ? Khair woh sab chod ( goes to Bebe ; smiling , with the pooja thal ) prasad Bebe ( Bebe blesses her and applies colour on both her cheeks )
Twinkle then goes to cherry bhaiyya to give prasad. Then to Anita and Yuvraj who smirk and take the prasad. She goes to Mahi with the thal. Mahi hesitates.
( taking a deep breath ) Mahi... Tumhe pata hai holi ki khasiyat kya hai ? Iss din par humesha achayi ki jeet hoti hai aur burayi ( looking at Yuvi and Anita ) ki haar... Maana ki humare beech me bahot saari galat phemiyan hui hai par kya hum aaj ke din saare gile shikve bhul kar ek nayi shuruwat nehi karsakti ?? Apni badi behan ko maaf karke ek aur mauka nehi de sakthi ?? Please ??
Mahi ( looks at Yuvraj and then to Twinkle ) aapne bahot der kardi hai Di.. ( Twinkle's face drops ) par agar main apko maaf nehi karenge toh mujh me aur aap me koi fark nehi honge... Isliye main aapko maaf karti hoon... ( Twinkle gets happy ) par aakri baar di... Agar agli baar kuch hua toh phir kabhi mujseh maafi ki umeed bhi math rakhna
Twinkle : thank u so much Mahi mujeh ek aur mauka dene ke liye ( hugs her with thal in one hand while Kunj watches the reunion with a smile ) ab aage se main tumhe koi shikayat ka mauka nehi dunga.. Promise... Prasad ( Mahi accepts it with a smile and colours her cheeks while Yuvraj gets irked at this new development )
Twinkle then goes to Usha who was standing with an irritated look ; with the thal.
Yuvraj ( smirking ) : bade aaye the naa Mahi ko apne paksh me karne ke liye.. Ab kaise manaugi apni saas ko ??
Kunj and Bebe look apprehensive as to how Usha might react. The entire family get the shock of their lives when Usha takes the prasad with a smile ; applies colour on her cheeks.
Usha ( with smile ) : kush raho bete
Bebe ( shocked ) : yeh main kya dekh rahi hoon ? Usha rani khushi Khushi Twinkle nu ko aashivad di ??
Shocked would be an understatement. Kunj was staring at the duo mouth opened while the same was the state for Yuvraj although latter was more irked with this behaviour of Usha.
Twinkle takes the thal and walks in style in front of Yuvraj and stops in front of him.
Twinkle : ( smiling ) apna muh toh band karo DEVAR JI... Warna makhi guss jayenge andhar ( Yuvraj shuts his mouth in anger )
Twinkle goes to Kunj who was standing in attitude ignoring her. She walks to him and as she reaches near him ; she turns and goes upstairs. Kunj gets surprised at this attitude of hers.
" what ?? Yeh mujeh prasad kyun nehi diya ?? Aur mujeh rangne ka mauka kyun nehi diya ?? "