~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 29

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Movie name suggestion

DP's friend a film producer had come to MM to inform everyone about his new film n he wanted them suggest some name for his movie.

Sanskaar-itni si baat mein apko suggest deta hu movie naam

Sanskaar started suggesting movie names
Hanky diya toh darna kya
Hum hanky de chuke sanam
Kabhi hanky kabhi rumal
Bin hanky ke
Ajab hanky ki gajab kahani
Yeh hanky naa honge kum
Hanky laga ke haisha
Hanky donor
Dilwale hanky le jayenge
Kaho naa hanky hai
Hume hanky achche lagne lage
Hanky hai naa
Iss hanky ko kya naam doo
Hanky apna apna
Ek tha hanky
Hanky leela
Kaisa yeh hanky hai
Hanky of the year
Mere brother ka hanky
Hanky ne bana di jodi

🤣 🤣

Sujata-iss bangalan ki waje se mhara chora bigad gaya

Swara-mom isme Sanskaar ne ek baar bhi machchi par movie naam nahi bataya so why are you blaming me ???😆

Sanskaar-chup karo tum log...and the last n best movie name is Hankywalw dulhaniya le jayenge 😆

😆 hankywala dulniya le jayenge

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Honeymoon

Swara is all excited n is packing her bag
Sanskaar too is happy bcoz his wife is happy and he too is packing his bag.

Swara gets her mother's call

Swara-maa me bohot khush hu. pata hai aaj me honeymoon pe jaa rahi hu apne best friend 🤣 ke saath
🤣

Sanskaar - 😲 kya ladki hai

Swara- maa aap aur baba aoge hamare sath Honeymoon pe ?? ek min me ragini aur jijaji se bhi puchti hu.
🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-Swara Honeymoon se achcha hum kisi family picnic pe hi chalte hai 😆

gid yeh swara hain kya??
iska bas chale to sati family ko leke jaye
im imagining sanskaar's face
n cant stop my laughter😆

Nikk my jaan!!
I literally love u
Tere ye naye Pulav ne mujhe theek kar diya.
God I laughed so much on them that my head ache went away shooo
Thnx a lottt

Awesome yaar nikk

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic Credit - rimzy



Sanskaar -swara ro kyon rahi ho
Swara-I can't get up from here
Sanskaar-tum abhi bohot young ho
Itne jaldi ghutno mein dard kaise ho gaya
swara-stupid woh maa baba ko chipkane wala fevicol meine galti se bed pe gira diya
Sanskaar-meri bed ka satyanash kiya iss ladki ne
🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Sujata - chore mhare liye ek marwari chori laa.
Sanskaar- mom meri already shadi ho chuki hai woh bhi 3 baar (fake , sindur, real wedding) ek hi ladki se. Zindagi bhar kya me shadi hi karta rahu.
Swara-don't worry mom me laati hu aapke liye marwari ladki. Batayye kab dusri shadi kar rahi ho aap ?
Sujata- yeh kya keh rahi hai chori ?
Swara- marwari chori toh aap ko chahiye naa Sanskaar ko koi interest nahi hai toh shadi toh aap hi ko karni pade gi 😆
Sujata faints 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Lakshya ka pet

DP- Nikal do isse bahar

Lakshya-please dad don't throw him out. u know how much I love animals. I want him as a pet.

DP-kisne isse paise diye yeh pet lane ke liye ?

Lakshya-mere sheher ke sabse bade businessman bhai ne

DP- Sanskaar tumne ??

Sanskaar-haa bade papa but I didn't know that he wanted to get this donkey as a pet 🤣

DP-kya karu mein iss ladke ka ? gadhe ko pet banake lata hai n bhains ke sath morning walk pe jata hai.
🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Lakshya ka pet

DP- Nikal do isse bahar

Lakshya-please dad don't throw him out. u know how much I love animals. I want him as a pet.

DP-kisne isse paise diye yeh pet lane ke liye ?

Lakshya-mere sheher ke sabse bade businessman bhai ne

DP- Sanskaar tumne ??

Sanskaar-haa bade papa but I didn't know that he wanted to get this donkey as a pet 🤣

DP-kya karu mein iss ladke ka ? gadhe ko pet banake lata hai n bhains ke sath morning walk pe jata hai.
🤣 🤣

read all d khayali pulavs
omg this thread is jst awesome
loved it

Thank you girls for reading my bakwas 🤗
I still want to write more pulavs but net is too slow