~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 28

Pic credit - Ritzi


Sanskaar sees swara ironing his clothes n stops her
Sanskaar-kitni baar kaha hai tume mere kapde iron mat kiya karo...
pichli baar aesi aesi jagah ched kiye tumne mujhe kitna sharmida hona pada 🤣

Pic Credit - rimzy



Sanskaar -swara ro kyon rahi ho
Swara-I can't get up from here
Sanskaar-tum abhi bohot young ho
Itne jaldi ghutno mein dard kaise ho gaya
swara-stupid woh maa baba ko chipkane wala fevicol meine galti se bed pe gira diya
Sanskaar-meri bed ka satyanash kiya iss ladki ne
🤣

Nik
I have always wanted to tell you.. You are the life of this forum, making us laugh in the most depressive times..
loved all your posts.. Keep this going ..please :)

Originally posted by: bennetlizzy

Nik
I have always wanted to tell you.. You are the life of this forum, making us laugh in the most depressive times..
loved all your posts.. Keep this going ..please :)

Awww thank you sweetheart...I'm glad that I could make you laugh

🤣🤣🤣
Hame sab ko milke ab Sujju ka shaadi karana padega,ek marwaari chori se.Its most important.

Yaar you are awesome making us laugh even in the spreading negativities.
🤗🤗

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Sanskaar- tum jho bhi
mujhe kehti ho woh main karta hu
Yesterday you told me to get fish n I got it for you
But u never did anything nice n romantic for me
Swara- wait sanskaar tumne fish nahi frog laya tha🤣
Sanskaar-point woh nahi hai
point yeh hai ki tum mere liye kuch bhi romantic nahi karti ho
Swara-fish ya Frog lana romantic kaha se hua???
Sanskaar-yeh mera style hai romance karne ka r 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic Credit - rimzy



Sanskaar -swara ro kyon rahi ho
Swara-I can't get up from here
Sanskaar-tum abhi bohot young ho
Itne jaldi ghutno mein dard kaise ho gaya
swara-stupid woh maa baba ko chipkane wala fevicol meine galti se bed pe gira diya
Sanskaar-meri bed ka satyanash kiya iss ladki ne
🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Sujata - chore mhare liye ek marwari chori laa.
Sanskaar- mom meri already shadi ho chuki hai woh bhi 3 baar (fake , sindur, real wedding) ek hi ladki se. Zindagi bhar kya me shadi hi karta rahu.
Swara-don't worry mom me laati hu aapke liye marwari ladki. Batayye kab dusri shadi kar rahi ho aap ?
Sujata- yeh kya keh rahi hai chori ?
Swara- marwari chori toh aap ko chahiye naa Sanskaar ko koi interest nahi hai toh shadi toh aap hi ko karni pade gi 😆
Sujata faints 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic credit - Ritzi


Sanskaar sees swara ironing his clothes n stops her
Sanskaar-kitni baar kaha hai tume mere kapde iron mat kiya karo...
pichli baar aesi aesi jagah ched kiye tumne mujhe kitna sharmida hona pada 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Lakshya ka pet

DP- Nikal do isse bahar

Lakshya-please dad don't throw him out. u know how much I love animals. I want him as a pet.

DP-kisne isse paise diye yeh pet lane ke liye ?

Lakshya-mere sheher ke sabse bade businessman bhai ne

DP- Sanskaar tumne ??

Sanskaar-haa bade papa but I didn't know that he wanted to get this donkey as a pet 🤣

DP-kya karu mein iss ladke ka ? gadhe ko pet banake lata hai n bhains ke sath morning walk pe jata hai.
🤣 🤣

omg this is so hilarious
im rolfing like mad
awesome
ghadhe ko gadha pet chahiye