~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 26

1 more pulav which I had posted in the AT
Vaibhi phirse me ne chori ki teri pic hope you don't mind

[I]Swara-aaj office maat jao naa dekho tumhari gardan tedi ho gayi hai humhare kuch kuch karne se raat bhaar
tumhare office wale kya sochenge

Sanskaar-unhe pata hai mai shadi shooda hu
mujhe laga tumhe meri gardan aur tedi karni hai isliye rok rahi ho par nahi tumhe toh logon ki padi hai 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav which I had posted in the AT
Vaibhi phirse me ne chori ki teri pic hope you don't mind

[I]Swara-aaj office maat jao naa dekho tumhari gardan tedi ho gayi hai humhare kuch kuch karne se raat bhaar
tumhare office wale kya sochenge

Sanskaar-unhe pata hai mai shadi shooda hu
mujhe laga tumhe meri gardan aur tedi karni hai isliye rok rahi ho par nahi tumhe toh logon ki padi hai 🤣

Originally posted by: Niyatiswaragini

Omg pura pura thread .. Main sb padungi thanksss for mood rejenuvation ..🤗

welcome dear🤗 Read whenever you get time...haste raho

Originally posted by: Vaibhi.

My fav one🤣

mera bhi favourite lol

Hahahhaa Tera pehla pulao... Hahahaha bht bht mast tha ...

nikki...last two were hilarious...lol 🤣 sanskar ko gardan tedha kane ki kitni interest he... 🤣

Thank you everyone for reading my pulavs n for your precious comments

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1st Pulav is on page 1
2nd Pulav Desperate Sanskaar

SwaSan in the car in some jungle type area.

Sanskaar-mujhse aur control nahi hota...I want to do it

Swara-what ??? ohh god...Sanskaar not here please...aaj raat ko

Sanskaar-are you serious ? raat tak mujhse control nahi hoga...abhi issi waqt.

Swara-try to understand...hum yaha nahi kar sakte.

Sanskaar-ohh tumse bhi control nahi hota ?

Swara-ohh stop it...I very well can control it.

Sanskaar-ok lets go home directly to bathroom

Swara-why not in bedroom ?

Sanskaar-chiii I'm not going to allow you to do anything in my bedroom.

Swara-woh hum dono ka bedroom hai sirf tumhara nahi.

Sanskaar-haa ok tumhara bhi bedroom hai par iska matlab yeh nahi ki mein tume kuch bhi karne dunga.
Bathroom mein karenge.
Aur bathroom pehele mein jaonga

Swara-sath nahi jayenge ??

Sanskaar-chiii yeh sab mein akele karta hu.

swara-but all couples make love together and in the bedroom.
rarely koi bathroom mein karta hoga but bathroom is such an uncomfortable place ya

Sanskaar-swara mujhe toilet jana hai urgent hai right now I'm not interested in what you are thinking.

🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Sanskaar ko laath

Morning

Swara searching for Sanskaar on the bed
she goes to bathroom n realises door is open.

Swara-lagta hai janab romantic mood mein hai.

Swara opened the door but couldn't find Sanskaar and then suddenly she sees Sanskaar sleeping in the corner.

Swara-utho Sanskaar kya hua ?

Sanskaar wakes up
Sanskaar-yaha pe toh sone do.
Kal raat tumne mujhe laath mar di aur bed pe se niche phek diya aur...🤣

Swara-toh couch pe kyun nahi soye ? yaha kyun ? I'm sure AC ka temperature low tha. Tume kya shower ke under sona tha ?

Sanskaar-ruko meri rajdhani express. sentence toh complete karne doh.
Phir mein couch pe sone gaya tab tum zor zor se hasne lagi. darr ke mare mein yaha bathroom mein aake soya.🤣

Swara-I'm sorry baby jao bed pe aake so jao.
Woh kal tv pe meine Chennai Express dekhi toh bcos of that kick scene yeh sab hua.🤣

Sanskaar-ohh. Ab bed pe mein tabhi aaunga jab tum hot romantic movie dekhlogi.🤣

For breakfast Sanskaar comes walking in weird way [Like how shahid kapoor is dancing in agal bagal song ] bcos of laath 🤣 🤣