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mujhe bhi mere haq chahiye abi isi waqt🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Saas bahu fight

Sujata - dekho na chore iss bangalan ne jaan buchke mere khane mein pathar daal diya.

Swara-sorry mom I didn't see any stone in the food.

Sujata-bhagwan ne do aakhe diyi hai tujhe.
Mhare chore ko dekhne ke liye istemal karti ho kya inn aakhon ka.

Sanskaar-stop it mom. agar swara ko do eyes hai toh aapko bhagwan ne 32 teeth de rakhe hai. Ek pathar chaba lene se teeth nahi girte 🤣

Sujata- koi mujhse pyaar nahi karta iss ghar mein
Pati toh ek statue ke tarah hai kuch nahi bolta sivay mera naam ke. mere haq ke liye bhi nahi ladte

RP-sujata meine tumhe kitni baar haq diye hai aur iska proof Sanskaar n Uttara hai 🤣
aur kuch chahiye prove karne ke liye ?

Sujata-main Ragini Lux wale haq ki baat nahi kar rahi hu 🤣
Poori duniya mujhse nafrat karti hai.

Sanskaar-what non sense mom whole world doesn't hate you because you are not world famous n there are people who don't even know that you exist in this world 🤣 🤣

Suddenly Sujata remembers that RP spoke something other than Sujata after so many years n thats why she faints n falls on Lakshya's food plate 🤣

Lakshya-maaa mera khana gaya

All other family members dancing n celebrating bcoz today RP spoke something other than Sujata.🤣

Meanwhile Swara takes Sanskaar to their room by pulling his right hand n leg 🤣

Sanskaar-mere haath pair tut jayenge ruko

Swara-mujhe bhi mera haq chahiye abhi issi waqt 🤣

Ragini ki sautan

Swara-lakshya deverji bhainsa...

Sanskaar interrupts swara

Sanskaar-kya keh rahi ho bhaisa kehte hai bhainsa nahi.

Swara-Lakshya deverji ke dost aaye hai.
They are waiting outside.

Sanskaar-toh andar bulate hai.

Swara-kaise ?

Sanskaar-muh se 🤣

They both go out to call lakshya's friends

Sanskaar-kaha hai friends ? mujhe toh yeh bhains dikh rahe hai.

Swara-wahi toh hai deverji ke friends.
Itne der se mein deverji ko batane ki koshish kar rahi Thi.
Deverji inke sath morning walk ke liye jate hai. 🤣

Then lakshya comes there n wishes them morning n goes with his friends.

Sanskaar-W*F

Then swara turns n screams looking at someone

Swara-ragini yeh kya hai ? tumne blavk saree kyun pehni ? aur yeh hairstyle kaisi hai ? it looks as though you have 2 horns.
🤣

Ragini-mein iss janam mein bhains nahi baan sakti toh socha ki mein atleast bhains ki tarah dikhne ki koshish karu.
Aur phir shayad lakshyaji mujhe bhains samajh ke mera patni haq mujhe de de 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-thoda muh pe black colour ka make up bhi laga leti. 🤣

Ragini-good idea Sanskaar bhaiyya
🤣
🤣

Nik...hilarious yaar...especially the ladt two...kiss and bhains...i mean sauten...laugh riot...thank u

OMG. This is amazing. Like literally. Idek how I missed on so much humour since ages. Thanks for creating such a thread Nik 🤣

amzing.love it.read all stories.so funny.

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Ragini ki sautan

Swara-lux deverji bhainsa...

Sanskaar interrupts swara

Sanskaar-kya keh rahi ho bhaisa kehte hai bhainsa nahi.

Swara-lux deverji ke dost aaye hai.
They are waiting outside.

Sanskaar-toh andar bulate hai.

Swara-kaise ?

Sanskaar-muh se 🤣

They both go out to call lux's friends

Sanskaar-kaha hai friends ? mujhe toh yeh bhains dikh rahe hai.

Swara-wahi toh hai deverji ke friends.
Itne der se mein deverji ko batane ki koshish kar rahi Thi.
Deverji inke sath morning walk ke liye jate hai. 🤣

Then lux comes there n wishes them morning n goes with his friends.

Sanskaar-W*F

Then swara turns n screams looking at someone

Swara-ragini yeh kya hai ? tumne blavk saree kyun pehni ? aur yeh hairstyle kaisi hai ? it looks as though you have 2 horns.
🤣

Ragini-mein iss janam mein bhains nahi baan sakti toh socha ki mein atleast bhains ki tarah dikhne ki koshish karu.
Aur phir shayad luxji mujhe bhains samajh ke mera patni haq mujhe de de 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-thoda muh pe black colour ka make up bhi laga leti. 🤣

Ragini-good idea Sanskaar bhaiyya
🤣
🤣

Lolz... Black makeup.
Ragini's soutan is a bhainsa.
Do write more

MM mein aaya kutta

Swara hears the sound of a dog at night
aaooo aaooo

Swara- utho Sanskaar lagta hai bhoot aaya.

Sanskaar-kya bakwas kar rahi ho. so jao

Swara-arre woh kutte ki aawaz suno. movies mein dikhate hai jabbi kutte aesi aawaze karte hai naa raat ko tab bhoot aate hai. mujhe dar lag raha hai.

She then hugs Sanskaar.
Again they both hear aaooo aaooo

After some time full MM family members gather in the hall bcos of this sound.

Adarsh-yeh aawaz toh ghar se aa rahi hai.

They all go in the direction of that sound n realise that its coming from RagYa's room.

Adarsh-lagta hai kutta lakshya ke bedroom mein ghuss gaya hai.

They make RagYa open the room n tell the whole thing.

Ragini-arre woh kutta nahi lakshyaji aawaz nikal rahe hai.
Woh unhe unka pati haq dete waqt meine jor se kata toh unhe chot aayi so woh chillah rahe the.
🤣 🤣🤣

Sanskaar-aese koi chillata hai aaooo aaooo karke 😆 lakshya ki wajah se mujhe chot aayi

Swara-woh kaise ?

Sanskaar-Swara tumne darr ke maare mujhe itne tightly hug kiya ki tumne apne nails meri skin mein insert kar diye 😆

Thanks bunnyrocks(deepika)...well it was bunny who realised lakshya screams like dogs when he says aaaooo god 🤣 n I used it in my pulav.

Originally posted by: Nikkk

MM mein aaya kutta

Swara hears the sound of a dog at night
aaooo aaooo

Swara- utho Sanskaar lagta hai bhoot aaya.

Sanskaar-kya bakwas kar rahi ho. so jao

Swara-arre woh kutte ki aawaz suno. movies mein dikhate hai jabbi kutte aesi aawaze karte hai naa raat ko tab bhoot aate hai. mujhe dar lag raha hai.

She then hugs Sanskaar.
Again they both hear aaooo aaooo

After some time full MM family members gather in the hall bcos of this sound.

Adarsh-yeh aawaz toh ghar se aa rahi hai.

They all go in the direction of that sound n realise that its coming from RagYa's room.

Adarsh-lagta hai kutta lux ke bedroom mein ghuss gaya hai.

They make RagYa open the room n tell the whole thing.

Ragini-arre woh kutta nahi luxji aawaz nikal rahe hai.
Woh unhe unka pati haq dete waqt meine jor se kata toh unhe chot aayi so woh chillah rahe the.
🤣 🤣🤣

Sanskaar-aese koi chillata hai aaooo aaooo karke 😆 lux ki wajah se mujhe chot aayi

Swara-woh kaise ?

Sanskaar-Swara tumne darr ke maare mujhe itne tightly hug kiya ki tumne apne nails meri skin mein insert kar diye 😆

Thanks bunnyrocks(deepika)...well it was bunny who realised lux screams like dogs when he says aaaooo god 🤣 n I used it in my pulav.

Oh My God!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love u Nikk fabulous

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Ragini ki sautan

Swara-lux deverji bhainsa...

Sanskaar interrupts swara

Sanskaar-kya keh rahi ho bhaisa kehte hai bhainsa nahi.

Swara-lux deverji ke dost aaye hai.
They are waiting outside.

Sanskaar-toh andar bulate hai.

Swara-kaise ?

Sanskaar-muh se 🤣

They both go out to call lux's friends

Sanskaar-kaha hai friends ? mujhe toh yeh bhains dikh rahe hai.

Swara-wahi toh hai deverji ke friends.
Itne der se mein deverji ko batane ki koshish kar rahi Thi.
Deverji inke sath morning walk ke liye jate hai. 🤣

Then lux comes there n wishes them morning n goes with his friends.

Sanskaar-W*F

Then swara turns n screams looking at someone

Swara-ragini yeh kya hai ? tumne blavk saree kyun pehni ? aur yeh hairstyle kaisi hai ? it looks as though you have 2 horns.
🤣

Ragini-mein iss janam mein bhains nahi baan sakti toh socha ki mein atleast bhains ki tarah dikhne ki koshish karu.
Aur phir shayad luxji mujhe bhains samajh ke mera patni haq mujhe de de 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-thoda muh pe black colour ka make up bhi laga leti. 🤣

Ragini-good idea Sanskaar bhaiyya
🤣
🤣

ROFLLL
Man I'm literally going mad with laughter!!
Awesome
Fabulous
Fantabulous

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