A SwaSan SS 'Main hu hero tera' part 5 updated pg 13 - Page 7

Originally posted by: Purbishona

I'm here again to update the next part. Thanks for your precious comments.. Ab bina
faltu bakbak ke here comes the next part.. Haste raho,hasate raho


PART- 4

Sw- Sorry! Par abhi bhi meri mood kharab hain.
Sa- Toh boliye aapke seva mein kya karu madam..
Sw-(excitedly)Mujhe shopping par jana hain..
Sa- hun. Toh phir chalo.(in mind) Ab mission "Pati ke jeb khali karo"
shuru.. Ready steady poo..
They reached the shopping mall..
INSIDE
Sa- Waise tumhe kharidni kya
hain?
Sw- Arre ha! Yeh toh maine socha hi nahi..kya kharidu main?
Sa-(facepalmed)Toh pehle bata deti ke tahelne aayi ho, to park mein jate yaha nahi aate..
Swara started thinking in mind, "Maa baba aur behna ke liye kya
kharidu?"
Sanskaar saw a beautiful dress and
stopped midway.In the meantime
two hot girls appeared there wearing very short dresses and started ogling at Sanku. They came
near him and started to flirt with
Sanku.
Girl 1- Hi handsome..
Sa- (looking aaspass) Kaun main?
Girl 2- Ha, tum! Tumse jyada handsome yahan pe aur kaun hain baby.
Sa- (gulping in fear) Ji, kya kaam hain?
Girl 1- Hmmm! Intelligent, sidhe kaam ke baat pe aa gaye.(trailing finger along his face)
Sanku jumped behind from his place.
Sa- Dekhiye aapko jo ka..kaa..kaarna hai du..dur se kijiye.(his eyes searching for Swara)
Sa-(in mind)Yeh Swara mujhe chodke kaha bhag gayi? Aur ye do do musibat kaha se tapki? Wah! Bhagwan musibat bhi chhappar fadke diya hain aapne! Aj to meri izzat ki waat lag jayegi..
Swara stopped noticing Sanku was not around her.
She came back to find him and spotted two girls were trying to be cosy with hubby and he was trying to save his izzat by covering himself with a dupatta.She came on spot furiously and pulled the girls away from hubby..
Sw- Oye, bin magic jhadu ke chudailo, himmat kaise hui tumhari meri cheez ko haat lagane ki?Daayan kahiki
baal notch lungi main tum dono ki..
One girl had very short hair.
Sa- (pointing to that girl) Iski toh bohot chote baal hai Swara, kaise notchogi?
Sw- Toh kya hua, main iski baal ugake notchungi. Hun!
Girls- Who are you?
Sw-Main? (pointing towards Sanku) Yeh jo imarat hain main iski eklauti malkin hu. Iske saare floors bhi meri aur calling bell bhi meri.
Girls: Toh bech do hume..
Sw- Chal bhag yaha se, puri kapde kharidne ki aukat nahi hain, aadhi kapde pehenke ghum rahi hain aur meri pati ko kharidegi, Bhikhari kahiki..
She took off the dupatta from Sanku and gave it to one girl.
Sw- Yeh le isse aapne aapko cover kar aur aaine me jara dekh lena ke puri kapde pehenke tu dikhti kaisi hain..

Swara grabbed Sanku's hand and started walking towards shopping counter..
Sa- Waise Swara tum unn ladkiyo ko pehechanti ho kya?
Sw- Nahi..
Sa- Oo..mujhe laga wo log Ragini ke dur ke behen he errr..toh isiliye shayad tumhe pata ho..
Sw- Kya? Tum..
Sa- ok.ok main samajh gaya. Waise Swara main kitne male wala Building hu? (teasingly)
But after seeing her raging look he closed his mouth and put a finger on his lips.. They did shopping and came back to bari. Sankskaar parked the car at a safe distance from bari.
Sw- Yahan pe car kyun roka tumne?
Sa- Gari mera, petrol mera, mera marzi..
Sw- yahan se mein akeli jaun.. (its dark outside)
Sa- itni hi dur hain bas. Plz chali jao na.. Main andaar nahi jaane wala.
Sw- Par kyun Sanskaar? Ragini kuch nahi karegi..
Sa- bilkul nahi. Ragini is not the cause.
Sw- toh phir?
Sa- Tumhari Dadi ke rasgulle..
Sw- kya?
Sa- Ha, pichli baar tumhari dadi ne mujhe itne rasgulle khilaye the ke lal mirchi bhi mithi lag rahi thi.. Aur to aur mera weight bhi bad gaya, main galti se laptop ke upar baith gaya tha aur wo toot gayi.
Sw- haww..
Sa- Mujhe rasgulle kha kar hippo nahi banna.. Tumhe hippo pati chahiye kya?
Sw- nahi nahi.. Its ok. Main jaati hu..
Sa-(in mind) waise bhuk to lagi hai.. Thoda kha lunga to, nahi, nahi.. Lalach buri bala hain. Ek baar aur maine utne saare kha liye to pakka tongue transplant karwana padega..
Swara was walking and after few seconds Sanskaar saw Swara was coming towards him running.. He stepped outside.
Sa- (in mind) I knew it, jhappi dene aa rahi hogi..
He spread his arms and stood there smilingly..
Sw- Bachao!(looking at Sanku) Yeh tum Titanic ke pose kyu de rahe ho? Bachao! Help me.
Sa- Ab kaun aa gaya Shona? Don't fikar jab Sanskaar is idhaar!
Sw- Kutte..
Sa- gaali de rahi ho mujhe?
Sw- Idiot ! Mere peeche kutte pare hain..
Sa- (in mind) Lucky kab aaya yahan?
He heard noise of barking of dogs and screamed "Asli ke kutte"..
He grabbed her hand and drag her to climb up on the bonnet of car, where he already climbed in fear..

Toh ab aage kya hoga? Kaun bachayega SwaSan ko kutte se? Aur kaise? Janne ke liye padhte rahiye, haste rahiye, muskurate rahiye..
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Originally posted by: Purbishona

Hi guys, hope all of you are good.. I'm back with an packao wala update.. Hope you will not get bored..

PART- 3

The next day Sanskaar came to meet Swara. Swara got the shock of her life. She saw her husband with a bald head, wearing dhoti kurta..
😉
Her mouth agaped with shock..
Sa- Shona ladoo itne achche lage the jo firse muh kholke khari ho..
He gently closed her opened mouth.
S- (recovering from shock) Ye sab kya hain Sanskaar?
Sa- Yeh mera pandit rup ka ek jhalak hai putri..
S-(angrily) Main tumhari biwi hun, putri nahi samjhe.. Tumne apne saare baal kyu kat dale?
Sa- jab tum hi meri zindagi mein nahi rahogi, to unn baaloka kya karta?
S- Apne bhai ka dialogue mat do, idiot!
Sa- sorry, yeh dialogue sun sun ke mujhe yaad rahe gaya tha to..
S- (more angrily) Mujhe ganja pati nahi chahiye

Someone in the bari threw a bucket of water on her head.. Swara got up with a jerk on her bed.. It was a dream! 😆
S- kaun? Kaha? Ganja?
She saw her pyari behena with a jug in her hand.
S- Ragini ye sab kya hain? Tumne mujhpe pani kyun phenki?
R- Swara wo hum tumhe uthane aaye the, par tumne mujhe ganja kaha.. (starts crying)
S- uff! Kya musibat hai.(in her mind)
Nahi nahi Ragini woh sab maine tumhe nahi kaha, chup ho jao ab.
Ragini stopped crying.
R- Hume pata hai tum sapna dekh rahi thi.
S- (Confusingly) To phir tum ro kuyn rahi thi?
R- Woh toh hume bhi nahi pata.Hum to khud hi nahi pata ke hum kab kyun rote hain.. Bas itna pata hain "gaana aaye yaa na aaye par rona chahiye" (Smiling)
S- (irritated) ha to phir ye paani kyu phenka?
R- (Shyly) ye to Lux ji ke nuske hain. "muh pe pani maarke uthao" nuska. Aur humare pati ke nuske istemaal karne ka haq he hume..
Ragini went from there.. Swara clutched her hair. Suddenly she remembered her dream and jumped out of her bed.
S- Hey Bhagwan! Agar sach me Sanskaar bade papa version 2.0 ban gaya toh? Nahi nahi main apne pati ke baalon ko kuch nahi hone dungi.
She hurriedly dialled Sanku's number..
Here Sanku was getting ready, using hair gel and whistling.. Suddenly his phone rang.. He picked it up.
From other side-
S- Sanskaar tumhare baal kaha pe hain?
Sa-(with an astonishing look) Woh, toh maine almari main rakkhe hain Swara, tumhe chahiye?(mockingly) Ab baal to sir pe hi honge na kaisi sawal puchti hai yaar! (in mind)
S- Kya? (shocked) Matlab main har gayi, tum Bade Papa 2.0 ban gaye ho?
Sa- (irritatingly) What? Subha subha tumne bhang pi he kya?
S- (Starts crying) Mujhe ganja pati nahi chahiye, mujhe ganja pati nahi chahiye.. Main to lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..
Sa- (with concern) Kya, tumhare gharwale ne kisi ganje se tumhari shaadi fix kiya hain? Wait, I'm coming.
Sanskaar reached Bari asap and came inside shouting 'Swara' 'Swara'.
Sa- Swara main aa gaya hun. Aab koi bhi ganja tumhari baal bhi baka nahi kar sakta.
Swara came running and Ragini stopped her midway.
R- Yeh sab kya hain Swara? Tum kisi ganje ke sath bhagne ki planning kar rahi ho? Agar tumne Sanskaar ko chodke dusri shaadi ki na, toh hum samjhenge ke tumhare aur laksh ji ke beech aabh bhi kuch hain..
S- (highly pissed) Tujhe jo sochna hain soch.. Baju hat, mujhe apni pati ke pass jana hain..
She pushed her behena aside . Sanku got confused by hearing all bakwass.Swara came near him and saw hair on his head.
S- Ab nakli baal bhi lagana shuru kar diya!
She tried to pull his hair. Sanku got shocked by her sudden attack and tried to free himself.
S- Nikalo apne nakli baal..
Sa- kya?
S- Nikalt kyu nahi, tumne fevicol se chipkaya hain kya?
Sa- (freed himself) yeh mere apne asli baal hai, dekho maine shampoo bhi kiya hain aur ye hair gel bhi lagaya hain.( pointing towards his hair)
Swara happily jumped in his arms.
S- (hugging him tightly) Mere pati ganja nahi hai, uske sir pe baal hain..
Sanku couldn't understand anything but hugged her back grinning ear to ear. Swara broke the hug and kissed on his cheek.
[B]Sa- (dreamily, touching his cheek) Tumne mujhe kiss kiya..
S-(Blushingly) woh tumhara gift tha, kyun ki tumne baal nahi katwaye.
Sa- Itna achcha gift bhi milta hai.. 2-4 aur mil jate..
S-(Hitting his chest) Chup karo besharam! Ragini aur baki sab dekh rahe hain..
Sa- (singing) Khullam khulla pyar karenge hum dono,
iss duniya se nahi darenge hum dono..
S- Pyar tum karte ho, main nahi.
Sa- Par abhi tumne mujhe kiss kiya na!
S- Woh toh gift tha.. Pyar aur uss kiss ka koi connection nahi hai.
Sa- Okkay. (In mind) Meri patni ko ' Maharani of Confusion' ka khitab milna chahiye, yaa phir 'Mrs. Confused Soul'! Uff ! Dekh mujhe bhi iski confusion ki bimari lag gayi..!
Sa- Swara tumhe aisa kyun laga ke main ganja ho gaya hun?
S- Woh maine sapne me tumhe ganja dekha tha.
Sa- kya? Main aur ganja?
S- Tumne bhi to kal kaha tha na ke tum Pandit banoge..
Sa- Pandit kaha tha Monk nahi.!
S- sorry. Par abhi bhi meri mood kharab hain.
Sa- Toh boliye hum apke liye kya kare?

Originally posted by: Lifez_Beautiful

Awesome update dear!⭐️

Hilarious!😆I totally loved Shona's dream!😆

Cont soon!😳

Originally posted by: Sweet_Ashum

🤣

Hilarious

Kaun bachayega Swasan ko kutte se?😆