An evil smile formed when I read the OP. I have create a small stuti for Devi Priyamvada (inspired by Jamy). Please chant this daily to be blessed with the power and intelligence of Her Supreme
How to chant: the first line will always be like a typical sanskrit shloka:
NaMOO PriYAMvaDA DEvi, and the rest is spoken normally (if you are blessed by Priyamvada, you will be able to recite the entire thing in the sanskrit shloka style)
Namo Priyamvada Devi
Thou areth divine and supreme.
Every time you appear on the screen,
I cannot help but let out a scream.
Namo Priyamvada Rani,
The madam of all our pitiful hearts.
Somehow or other you became SidT's queen,
while making the rest of us fart.
Namo Priyamvada Maharaja,
You can easily take the form of a man.
Like a natural dose of caffeine,
You magically increase our attention span.
Namo Priyamvada Premi,
The lover who quells our desire,
Your beautiful age is of umpteen.
One glimpse from your eyes is enough for us to catch on fire.
Namo Priyamvada Shakti,
You empower our minds with strength.
Forsaking reality, you appear kindly,
It makes no matter, the length.
Namo Priyamvada Pyaari,
Like a sweet angel you bless,
Like a devil you destroy,
The cause of the Mahabharat's success.
Namo Priyamvada ... Priyamvada ... Priyvamvadaaa ... Prapti Astooo
Those who chant this holy hymn will be blessed. Commit this to memory for you will all bask in it's glory when the non-believers are separated from the believers. Those who chant this daily shall go to Priyamvada Swarga, while those who don't will be forced to watch each and every scene dedicated to Priyamvada Devi.
Namo Priyamvada ... Priyamvada ... Priyvamvadaaa ... Prapti Astooo
Edited by shyam09 - 10 years ago